The Doo Drops Prank
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by Lord Biffington  181  5
07/15/2009 05:03 AM 2333 views
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Last year while attending college, I happened upon what was possibly the best, and most foul-smelling prank I've pulled in years.
Surfing the web one lonely night, I came across a website selling what they called "special ingredients." These were various chemically-derived substances used for pranks ranging from innocent aerosol cans that smell of farts, to more sinister auto paint remover and drops that make locks inoperable.
All of which can be found here.
Out of all of these, one product in particular caught my eye. The Doo Drops. According to the good folks at Shomer-Tec,
Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. Just like a tube of explosive diarrhea.
I was sold.
A few weeks later, the package arrived at my PO box. I ordered three bottles based on how small they were. I found out later that three of these tiny putrid bottles filled with brown paste was more than enough to do the job.
Despite its size, this sucker was pretty potent.
For the prank I had in mind for the upcoming April Fool's Day, I needed the following:
* 2 helium tanks from Walmart
* 7 50 count bags of balloons
* The Doo Drops
This was going to be a twist on the classic "Fill your buddy's room full of balloons while they're asleep" prank. The addition of a small amount of Doo Drops to each balloon ensured that the cleanup would be a stink.
Now because party balloons lose helium pretty fast, they had to be filled a couple of hours before we planned on placing them in our target's room. So I solicited the the help of a good friend (we'll call him Ranger Rim-Job).
Around 10:00 PM the night before April 1st, RRJ and myself set to work manufacturing these lighter-than-air Shakespeare bombs, taking necessary precautions as needed:
After taking these precautions, we set to work filling all 350 balloons with Doo Drops, then filling them up with helium.
Testing the quality of the helium.
All went well, save for the few balloons that got filled up too much, resulting in an explosion of Shakespeare-smelling goo.
After all of the balloons were filled, we piled them into trash bags and set off across the courtyard to the other side of the dorm. Naturally, RAs were up and about at this hour. Lying though my teeth, I told them it was someone's birthday and they let us go on our way.
We finally got to our target's room, and found one of the two passed out in bed. We unloaded our putrid payload and waited around outside the dorm for the other one to get back.
The first bag is unloaded.
After an hour or so of waiting, the other roommate staggered back smelling like a distillery and went in. At the sight of all those balloons, he went on a drunken balloon-popping rampage. He popped about 30 or so before he realized that each one he popped released an unholy stench that can only be compared with that post-Super Bowl dump comprised of nachos, beans, pork rinds and beer.
Evidentially, the smell was so overpowering, that our friend had the sudden urge to refund all the drinks he had downed that evening right there on the spot.
Thus ended one of the more productive April Fool's Days I've ever had -- not to mention the smelliest.
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Funny
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John Hargrave 128,123  70
07/15/2009 09:01 AM
Awesome prank, great writeup, and we appreciate the PICTURES!
We'll link from the ZUG homepage in the next few days.
Some of those "special ingredients" are pretty scary, by the way.
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Lord Biffington 181 5
07/15/2009 01:56 PM
Thank you John, I'm glad you liked my prank.
FYI beware who you share that link with. I told one guy in high school about it, next thing I know I wound up with a can of coke spiked with the evacuator and vomit fluid.
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Hilarious
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Gleeeem 226 4
08/03/2009 09:10 AM
I just...
I mean...
How can...
Was it...?
Were you....
Wow. I think I'm going to carry around one of those bottles for my "oops, the dog did it, no, it was someone else...ok, I shat myself" days. No one would be any the wiser!
Oh...great prank by the way!
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mpool 0 3
08/04/2009 09:02 PM
That is not even right man! LOL.
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Count Ravos 62,344 20
08/05/2009 07:38 AM
He popped about 30 or so before he realized that each one he popped released an unholy stench that can only be compared with that post-Super Bowl dump comprised of nachos, beans, pork rinds and beer failed ZUG pranks.
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