Grandma can you hear?
A comedy article
by Anna Garcia  85  4
07/15/2009 02:27 PM 254 views
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Back in the day when ET was on the top of the movie charts, my cousin and I would visit my dear sweet grandmother. We would go to her house and help her plant flowers, bake cookies hand her the yarn so she could sew and so forth. Those were the good old days. BUT.. there was one reason why we really loved to go, we would hide granny's hearing aid so she couldn't hear us and then giggle when she would search feverishly for it. We would always take it out while she had her mid-afternoon nap. While she was sleeping we would hide it in the weirdest places and then help her search for it while she was screaming away. We would have to keep our composure so our cover wouldn't be blown. Behind her back when she was looking for it we would tell her where it was. " Hey grandma it's on the third shelf in the laundry room, did you hear me?" and then we would laugh cause she couldn't hear a thing. One day we did our usual hiding trick and this time when we said the hiding place behind her back she turned around and said " Listen here you little f**kers, I bought a replacement and your cover is blown so next time you try this sneaky crap how about I knock you both out and throw you in a dumpster and let your mother's go searching for you!"
ps. (in regards to another post I added) When grandma goes I totally would have her stuffed and standing in my living room to scare off any potential robbers.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130  44
07/15/2009 02:43 PM
Grandma sounds alright.
By the way, you don't need to censor yourself. The site has an optional swearbot for those with delicate sensibilities. Though what they'd be doing here in the first place, I have no idea.
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Hairy Nipples 2,207 7 points at Anna
07/15/2009 02:46 PM
Ooooooooooo! You almost said the F word!
In other news, pranking old people is always funny.
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Anna Garcia 85 4
07/15/2009 02:49 PM
Now, that's funny a swearbot for the sensitivo. Love it, great then I don't have to edit my turrets--- Frost, Shakespeare dam Poe Carroll. Ahh great to let that out. Thanks for the tip.
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
07/15/2009 02:56 PM
Thanks for the tip.
I don't know why, but everytime someone says that I think, "Dammit, thats not the tip it's all the way in!"
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Anna Garcia 85 4
07/15/2009 03:26 PM
Oh you poor fellow, maybe in your next life you will come back as Bill the Horse.
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