Now this is a party!
A comedy article
by Anna Garcia  85  4
07/16/2009 09:31 AM 701 views
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Beer Pong at it's finest.
Looking briefly into the ominous world of Michael Jackson. I had obtained a VIP pass to attend the grand party. Although right from the start you could tell that the beer pong table was a permenent staple at this house. So my research began and my investigative skills kicked in as soon as I entered the party. Now I am not sure if I really attended or not, but if I did I think this is what I think I saw.
Now before entering the party I was advised not to take the red pills because you could end up like the picture above for atleast 8 hours. And with all the time and preparation I did with my hair and makeup, you would not catch me dead looking like that! So thanks for the tip, to the man that was dressed as yodi from star wars.
Clothing was optional for boys only. Thank goodness because I wasn't really ready for that, I had not started my Adkins diet yet and was feeling a little bit under the weather. As well as out of my league, some of the women there had amazing bodies, I am woman enough to be able to admire a nice figure without being a hater or jealous. (Bitches!)
 This precious creature was a very nice lady. I made a mental note to myself to mention to her later on, I didn't think she should jump in the pool it might ruin her outfit. Anyhoo she was very nice and her name was Butterfly,I thought that was such a unique name and very cool, she won two bonus points from me. She was a school teacher and loved to party in her spare time, she gave me her buisness card and said she did private tutoring on the side. I thought that was great, I always wanted to bush up on my spanish and she told me she would help me brush up on anything I wanted. It was a private session, so she would go at my pace and teach me what ever I liked or some new lessons for free. Now here is a girl that was super nice I saved her number and planned on calling her later.
After play some fun games and feeding all the livestock, I began to get this party deal. I started to really understand how the rich throw parties. After dancing and having a tickle fight with Butterfly I was famished. I walked over to kitchen to see what was being prepared.
Low and behold, my favorite diShakespeare was fish aww now this was really turing into a great party. Of course all the top parts of the sushi pieces were taking right away I had to reach for my fish below the belly button. So I did, I was a little apprehensive at first I had never ate anything off a naked women before but my good ole friend Butterfly was right there with me and guided my hand, she said there was nothing too it. After eating my fish I was getting a little tired and decieded I would head home. I thanked Mikey for inviting me to such a wonderful event and said good bye to all the great people I had met there as well. Butterfly came and hugged me and then kissed me right on the lips, which startled me. I think she could tell that it scared me, so she hugged me tight and whispered in my ear, don't worry lovely I'm french that how we do it in my country. So after hearing that I felt relaxed and kissed her back, I didn't want to offend her customs. This party was great and I had made a new best friend as well. I can't wait until I throw a party myself and I will use some of the great ideas I learned from an MJ party.
I think that's what happend but I am not really sure.
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Anna Garcia 85  4
07/16/2009 09:33 AM
permanent- I spelled this wrong....... sorry for all the grammer police out there.
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mr shears 0 3
07/16/2009 11:42 AM
What did I just read?
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Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/16/2009 11:56 AM
No clue whatsoever. Gab has gotten quite wierd lately.
Your first name Billy, btw?
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Anna Garcia 85 4
07/16/2009 12:00 PM
No his first name is kevin as in Brittney's ex, DUH
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Amusing
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Dogs Akimbo 211,597 32
07/16/2009 01:19 PM
That wasn't actually fish, you know?
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Hilarious
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John Hargrave 128,751 73
07/16/2009 01:42 PM
Thanks for the article, Anna. We're focused on real-life comedy, which means true life stories and experiments. I think this was satire, unless you were on drugs at the party and this was your experience -- which would qualify. But only if you write about the drug experience beforehand.
Thanks for submitting, hope to see more.
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Clean Shaven Nipples 2,207 7
07/16/2009 09:30 PM
Yodi?
Is this some kind of sick joke?
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Analog 9,608 19
07/17/2009 06:31 AM
Good article but it would have been better if at least 2 of those pics were clickable to larger versions!
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Side-splitting
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/17/2009 08:53 PM
Here you go, Analog.
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/18/2009 07:49 PM
I mean "nyotaimori". I suck at teh Japanese.
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