Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2009 03:02 PM

When I was around 20, people used to say I looked like Sid Vicious, which I took as a compliment.


Now people tell me I look like Colonel Sanders.


People have gotten a lot meaner over the last twenty eight years.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/16/2009 03:02 PM

So people now say you look like a zombie?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2009 03:03 PM

By the way, Anna, I don't think you look much like the octomom, but judging by your arms I would bet you're related to Ima Soccamomma Creeple. Are you?

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/16/2009 04:32 PM

What's a creeple?

If the definition is = Can kick some major ass then oh yes..

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/16/2009 05:02 PM

Creeple (kr"p'l)
n. 1. A creeping creature; a reptile.
There is one creeping beast, or long creeple (as the name is in Devonshire), that hath a rattle at his tail that doth discover his age.
- Morton (1632).
2. One who is lame; a cripple.
Thou knowest how lame a creeple this world is.
- Donne.



I had to look that one up, if you are calling me a beast then yes I am about one week every month, thereafter I am very nice.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/16/2009 05:08 PM

How about: Creeple - person that is currently creeping me out.

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/16/2009 05:09 PM

Boo!

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 05:44 PM

What's a creeple?

It's a long, but very funny story. Here's two threads that should help.

You could also try searching the strings Ima, Sage, or guy in a wheelchair beating off in the bushes.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/16/2009 07:29 PM

I've always been told I look like some famous guy....but I always forget his name.

Here's me at the beach, maybe you guys will see some resemblance to a celebrity:

Unknown Duck 530 6
07/16/2009 07:49 PM

I look like MungChamp's icon, does that count?

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 08:14 PM

No.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
07/16/2009 08:35 PM

God Manhole, did you have those bookmarked? So horribly hilarious - I can't believe all that drama was just last year.

Thud 68,506 19
07/16/2009 08:36 PM

It seems like so long ago...

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 08:56 PM

God Manhole, did you have those bookmarked?

Na, just ran a search for "creeple" and ran across them. One thread I could not find is the original thread that earned Sage the creeple title. The one about Taco.

Anyone have it?

MungChamp 35,891 35
07/16/2009 09:08 PM

Memory Lane'd

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 09:14 PM

Thats not it Mung. It's the one about Sage daydreaming of an encounter with Taco.

I think thats how it reads anyway.

Bayan Rabbani 2,826 14
07/16/2009 09:22 PM

My friend -- The real Borat

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 09:36 PM

I just ran across this hilarious thread in my search.

Thud 68,506 19
07/16/2009 09:50 PM

This might be what you're looking for:

http://www.zug.com/live/71913/It-Coulda-Happened-Like-That-Really-long-post.html

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2009 09:51 PM

A creeple is a lecherous disabled person. We had a real life creeple here who went by the name of Sage. He eventually got one of the women who used to post here to marry him. Here screen name was Ima Soccamomma.

All of that, however, is beside the point. The point is that Ima had upper arms like Christmas hams.

For what it's worth, in that second photo, I see what people might be saying about you and the octomom. You have similar hair, and you both have fiveheads.

Dr. Manhole 21,656 29
07/16/2009 09:53 PM

Ahh, that's it. Thanks Thud.

Lobsta (feat. will.i.am & Fergie) 18,570 33
07/16/2009 10:01 PM

I've been told I look like a young Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman, for those too young to know the good stuff).

Thud 68,506 19
07/16/2009 10:02 PM

Lynda Carter is blurry?

Lobsta (feat. will.i.am & Fergie) 18,570 33
07/16/2009 10:10 PM

I dont' know why that photo is blurry. I had it on the tripod on a steady surface and everything. Stupid gay camera.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/16/2009 10:22 PM

I'm gonna go with no.


But hey, I don't drink, and when people tell you that you resemble her, I'll bet their B.A.C.'s are over the legal limit for handing out compliments to girls whose pants you might want to get into.

Alarm Clock the Patient Robot 6,348 4
07/17/2009 02:08 AM

My friend -- The real Borat

What's up with you guys calling everyone "my friend"?

I swear I can't buy a pack of smokes or a six pack without being someone's friend.

Chance, its whats for dinner! 171,275 14
07/17/2009 07:17 AM

Hi Anna. I like you. We should be friends....do you like stuff?

I like stuff.

MungChamp 35,891 35
07/17/2009 07:24 AM

Don't let her fool you. It's clearly a trap.



The real Chance likes DoubleStuf!

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
07/17/2009 07:37 AM

I like the first picture. The increasingly small baby heads amuse me. The second picture was just whatever until I saw that he was straddling some woman's face. I can't comment on the rest of the pics because I've stabbed my eyes out.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/17/2009 07:40 AM

What's up with you guys calling everyone "my friend"?

They are taking after John McCain.

MungChamp 35,891 35
07/17/2009 07:43 AM

My money is on Mr Furley.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/17/2009 08:43 AM

That's not Mr. Furley.


Watch where you go with this one, Mung.

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/17/2009 08:59 AM

Anna Garcia and her two not-so-leetle frins.




Anyone missing the boobie page right about now?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/17/2009 09:03 AM

Yeah. And I'm missing Xxara, or whatever her name was, too.

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/17/2009 09:04 AM

heh

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
07/17/2009 09:26 AM

The other thing I like about the first pic is how the ciggie appears to be stabbing the top baby in the eye. Given that, do we really want to ask where the other two babies are?

MungChamp 35,891 35
07/17/2009 09:44 AM

Better?

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/17/2009 10:11 AM

Now, Whistler. The pic in the chair with Borat shows that Anna is no XXAra.

A.C. the Patient Strawberry Robot 6,348 4
07/17/2009 10:23 AM

My money is on Mr Furley.

I forgot that you knew old Don Knotts through your brother Ron. Do you still call him Mr. Furley because you prefer to remember him at his most flamboyant?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/17/2009 10:51 AM

I could post slutty pictures of myself showing off my boobies that would have all of the guys drooling too, but I would rather be known for my intelligence and sharp wit.*





*Either that, or said pictures would induce vomiting instead of drooling.

Strangely Cromulent Bikini 62,262 18
07/17/2009 11:25 AM

When my sister was a little kid, people meeting her for the first time would get as far as "You look just li-" before she'd shout "I DO NOT LOOK LIKE SHIRLEY TEMPLE!"



She did look just like Shirley Temple circa Curly Top. Kids are dumb.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/17/2009 11:40 AM

Dear Shell, if you post boobie pics the men of gab zug promise to nickname the right one intelligence and the left one sharp wit.

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/17/2009 03:45 PM

Since Whistle while you work said I have five heads, I must be really smart! Thank you Mr. Old as Shakespeare.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/17/2009 09:56 PM

Chix, that isn't her under Borat. That's one of her friends. I'm telling you - our Octomom lookalike is a Xxara*.



*Anna: What I'm saying here is that you've got big sloppy boobs. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/17/2009 09:58 PM

Thank you for that, don't you have a diaper to change or a viagra to pop instead of insulting people with your dry dusty old humor?

Anna Garcia 85 4
07/17/2009 10:02 PM

And it's an honnor to be friends with xxara, you should be nice and not such an old grumpy man.

Millie 116,988 28
07/17/2009 10:46 PM

I don't think Anna looks anything like the poor, unfortunate Xxara, who was probably even older than Whistler.

I'm not really giving out any compliments--I'm just stating the facts.

As someone who has big floppy boobs myself, I feel like I need to defend others like me--we are NOT ALL XXARA!

NewYawk 85 4
07/17/2009 10:52 PM

Hail Hail to the big floppy booby clan!

Chance, its whats for dinner! 171,275 14
07/17/2009 11:51 PM

Haha do you know Xxara? She could play hackey sack with her tits me thinks.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/18/2009 12:03 AM

Millie, I said sloppy, not floppy. Damn, I'm getting horny now.

What's Goin' Anh? 11,158 14
07/18/2009 12:43 AM

I can easily post my picture with any Asian actor and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I don't look like Jackie Chan though.

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/18/2009 10:40 AM

Charlie Chan?

Dogs Akimbo 211,597 32
07/18/2009 10:53 AM

I could post slutty pictures of myself showing off my boobies...or said pictures would induce vomiting instead of drooling

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