Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/21/2009 01:13 PM

We live in America-land, where people don't buy crisps out of ziplock bags. They come in the nice sealed celophane bags they grow on the trees in.

Many fewer maggots that way.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/21/2009 01:17 PM

These are the deli's homemade chips, which I naively thought meant they would taste better in reality it means with extra maggot protein.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/21/2009 01:21 PM

Maggots are an excellent source of protein, unless you're a vegetarian, in which case












Fag.

Clean Shaven Nipples 2,207 7
07/21/2009 01:37 PM

I once found a tooth pick in a serving of my friendly neighborhood 24-hour mexican restaurant's carne asada fries.

Did I complain? No.

Did I stop going there? No.

Did I stop eating the fries? Hey, I was drunk.

dacheat 2,413 0
07/21/2009 01:57 PM

A piercing. inside some scrambled eggs. Had to have been from an eyebrow, tongue or lip. Yeah, was not too pleased with that one. For some reason, still did not complain. I must have been drunk or high or both as well.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/21/2009 02:09 PM

A woman I work with found a live spider in her salad. She still eats the salads here...

Unknown Duck 530 6
07/21/2009 02:27 PM

I was at a Chinese restaurant and found a long black hair in my dog.

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/21/2009 02:27 PM

A dirty handprint on my sandwich.

A curly hair in my soup.

MungChamp 35,891 35
07/21/2009 02:34 PM

My wife.

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/21/2009 02:36 PM

Gee, I eat your wife all the time and I don't find it her disgussting.

FunkyMunkyPunkyWunky 316 4
07/21/2009 02:50 PM

My mum found a cows thick long black curlyeyelash in my baby food once when I was like... a few months old.

I assumed she carried on feeding me it. Never did me any harm.





















Onions.

A.C. the Patient Strawberry Robot 6,348 4
07/21/2009 03:06 PM

I used to deliver pizzas. Sometimes, after a nice long drive to one of several houses in the country notorious for not tipping, I'd add a few tadpoles to the pie and cover them with loose toppings if I could. It wasn't really necessary though, as the tadpoles were of microscopic variety.

Hint: Tip people who serve or prepare your food. Its totally worth it.

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/21/2009 03:19 PM

Dad bites his ass while the baby adds mayo to the sandwich.

steamy stool 235 4
07/21/2009 03:41 PM

Wow baby sandwich disgusting? really?

I consider baby sandwiches to be a delicacy... not everyone is willing to give up their baby to provide such fine cuisine... that's one lucky chap in that photograph.

Oh well... different strokes for different folks.

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/22/2009 01:57 PM

I once worked as a gardener for my local council. It was lunchtime so I popped into the dubiously named 'Country Fried Chicken' and bought a box of chicken & some chips (fries). I was nibbling on a piece of chicken, and talking to my mate in the van & wondering why he was giving me funny looks.. I looked at the piece of chicken I was eating AND IT WAS A FOOT! I was chewing on a chickens foot! I can't eat chicken with bones in to this day..

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
07/22/2009 02:23 PM

Onions.

Phuc 237,919 21
07/22/2009 02:24 PM

I once found some chicken in my Pigs' Ass n' Duck Dong Stew.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/22/2009 02:32 PM

Once I found half a thumb in my soylent green.

Wait a second.......

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/22/2009 03:00 PM

Pigs ass & duck dong soup? That sounds delicious! Do you serve it with bears knob-cheese spread on lepers scabs? If you added a nice warm glass of elephant jizz that would make the meal complete. Yum Yum..

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/22/2009 10:15 PM

Also

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/23/2009 02:22 AM

I found a wasp in my burrito from Taco Bell. I never ate at that Taco Bell again. Once my mom found part of a rat's face with some teeth in her frozen dinner. Although she found this I identified it; and it took her several minutes to decide whether or not to eat the dinner. I stopped eating that brand.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/23/2009 07:22 AM

Once I ordered chicken feet, and there were chicken feet in my chicken feet!

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/23/2009 08:19 AM

I looked at the piece of chicken I was eating AND IT WAS A FOOT!

Bob,for some reason I stopped reading at this point and pictured you chewing a human foot.