John Hargrave 128,123 71
07/24/2009 08:07 AM

You had me at "lesbian feminist."

Everyone should rate this one highly, and not just because it's hilarious. I just want more lesbian feminists around.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/24/2009 08:15 AM

Fap fap?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,338 4
07/24/2009 08:21 AM

First off, great pics article.

What the hell is in that glass? Two guesses, and NEITHER INVOLVE DAIRY.

We all know its not a tiramisu martini, but why not show the two girls filling up the cup?

Why don't you show the pics of when you go up and talk to them of go get something to eat?

Still, great article.

Suck in the stomach a little more

She did though, didn't she? Taking the E out of womyn and dissassociating yourselves didn't really change anything after all, did it?

Look forward to more eye candying up zug articles.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/24/2009 08:27 AM

After all, men love lesbians, and women love feminists, and lesbians love lesbians, so there should be something here for everyone.

FAIL!

1. Men like the IDEA of lesbians. Two hot chicks making out at a party, yowza.



The reality is something entirely different.

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/24/2009 08:31 AM

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my Coleridge!
Normally I hate feminists but you're cool! I love you!
John, this should be on the main page!

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/24/2009 08:45 AM

Here's the problem with heterosexuality: EVERYTHING!

Except, you know, the continuation of the human species.

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/24/2009 08:51 AM

Oh right, my apologies. 'humyn'.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/24/2009 08:56 AM

I would once again like to point out that I have never had a mullett. (Well, when I was like, 12, I did. But that was the mid 80's. Everyone had one.)

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
07/24/2009 08:58 AM

I do not believe that any of the guys commenting on this article - including John - actually read it at all.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/24/2009 09:00 AM

Did anybody read the article? I couldn't get past the pictures of Denise Milani. That probably means the penis hating feminazi that wrote the article is right about me.


Whatever, hey Suzy Q, SUYT !

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/24/2009 09:00 AM

Read all of what?

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/24/2009 09:01 AM

So, wait a second.

Are you people trying to tell me there was an article inbetween those pictures?

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
07/24/2009 09:01 AM

I read it. Does that make me a lesbo?

Wait, no, it's that other reason.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/24/2009 09:02 AM

I do not believe that any of the guys commenting on this article - including John - actually read it at all.

Actually, it appears Chickens did.

Fag.

Ditdah 123,092 14
07/24/2009 09:03 AM

Wait, no, it's that other reason.

You have a mullet?

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
07/24/2009 09:05 AM

I only break it out on the weekends.

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/24/2009 09:14 AM

Business on the sides, PARTAAY on the back.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/24/2009 09:28 AM

I was going to put this in the Comic-Con thread, but this seemed more appropriate.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/24/2009 01:21 PM

"Mmmff blurble mppphh."


This new broad has really got a way with words.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/24/2009 01:33 PM

Lesbians love to be called broads.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/24/2009 01:35 PM

But seriously folks. Anyone find that woman in the pictures attractive? I mean, sure, she would be hot as hell if not for the giant silicone funbags, but as a package that's kind of gross.

Gimme some sweet sweet C's anyday.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/24/2009 01:46 PM

I'm with you, Chix. I like giant boobies, but only if they're real and only if they're proportionate to the rest of the body. Those things look like they were glued on as an afterthought. That woman would look good with C's or D's. She needs to gain about 50 pounds to balance those things out.

Plus they do look oddly shaped in a couple of the photos, which leads me to agree that they are artificially inflated. I've only once felt a pair of fake tits, and I could feel the seam on the plastic bag through the skin. It was not sexy. I'd rather feel up what's her name who used to post here - the tall, skinny goth-y chick with no boobs at all.

Discombobulated 4,322 8
07/24/2009 01:56 PM

Well that proves it folks old people don't appreciate fake boobs. I for one welcome our new silicone overloards.

Ali_Legend 840 7
07/24/2009 04:33 PM

Am I supposed to read the text, or just stare at the pics, because I did the latter?

dacheat 2,413 0
07/24/2009 04:44 PM

Text?

steamy stool 235 4
07/24/2009 04:44 PM

I think we need another joke about there being more to the article beside just pictures.

But seriously, my pee-pee just went up.

Jaggylioness as Nancy Botwin 11,885 13
07/24/2009 07:33 PM

I heartily endorse this product and or service.

Suzy Q, will you marry me??


Oh, and I can't remember if is was Whistler or Chickens that told me a few years back that I wasn't really a lesbian, it was just a political feminist thing, and I'd grow out of it. I'm still going, bitches!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
07/24/2009 08:29 PM

Lesbians are just Gods way of giving a REAL man a challenge.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
07/24/2009 08:36 PM

I drive a Subaru Forester.

Ladies.

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
07/24/2009 08:50 PM

...the tall, skinny goth-y chick with no boobs at all.

I am NOT goth-y!

Millie 116,854 28
07/24/2009 09:30 PM

I'm a feminist, but not a lesbian. I do hate men though. Which does not mean I don't have sex with them. Hey, it all makes sense to me, and my boyfriend doesn't care if I hate his gender as long as he gets regular sex.

Anyway, my bet is a man wrote this article in the guise of what he thought a "feminist lesbian" would write. I can't prove it, but when has that ever stopped me?

If I were gay, I can't imagine that I would like those giant silicone boobs. Yuck. Big boobs are fine, but real ones are soft and squishy, not like over-full water balloons.

Millie 116,854 28
07/24/2009 09:31 PM

Kchiki, I think he was talking about Larkknot, who was a stiffer for Secret Santa. She was very skinny.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/24/2009 10:47 PM

Lesbian Feminist Article Generator:

1) Choose feminist buzz-word to describe all men. Choices include: patriarchal, capitalist, pig, exploit, objectify, supremacy (these choices may also be employed in the Marxist Article Generator). Note: it is generally accepted that the amount of the above terms used in your article will be taken by the reader as directly proportional to your weight and inversely proportional to the length of your hair.

2) Hypocritically objectify other women based on their appearance, in order to proclaim to the world that you love Poe and you're a woman! (Example sentence: "the patriarchal nature of today's society made this young woman feel inadequate about her body. Now, by getting implants, she has become a mere object of the male-dominated capitalist world by first investing into surgery which has the effect of perpetuating the ideology and existence of exploitation and second further submitting herself to objectification by men. But I loves me those big titties!!! (it's okay because I'm a lesbian)."

3) Use the term "womyn".

Article complete. Resume wallowing in penis envy.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/24/2009 10:52 PM

Holy Shakespeare those boobs are gross. Like stated above by many, REAAA big boobs can be hot, but those ones are OBVIOUSLY fake, and just look wrong. That chick will have major back and neck issues later if she doesn't already!

I looked really unproportioned before my breast reduction in April, I weigh 115, and had size E-F boobs. Now I am a C. Much hotter.

Also, Zug needs more lesbians! And bisexuals...and boob pics! Bring back the boobs album! My pre-reduction boobs were enshrined there!

Asshat Deluxe 11,234 21
07/24/2009 11:01 PM

Sorry it took me so long to join this thread but when I came, it went all over my keyboard and I had to go buy a new one because the old one was too slimy.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/24/2009 11:19 PM

Larknot! That was it. Thank you, Millie. She made Kchiki look like BBM in the cup size regatta.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/25/2009 12:05 AM

There was a cup size regatta? Why wasn't I notified!?! I couldn've been judge!

I guess I should probably change my name to "Average-Sized Boobs Mcgee now".

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/25/2009 09:27 AM

"silicone overlords" made me spew coffee out my nose.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/25/2009 09:28 AM

"Resume wallowing in penis envy."

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/25/2009 09:29 AM

"I looked really unproportioned before my breast reduction in April, I weigh 115, and had size E-F boobs. Now I am a C. Much hotter. "

I'll be the judge of that. Email in profile.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/25/2009 02:47 PM

I guess I should probably change my name to "Average-Sized Boobs Mcgee now."


That would be boring. "Properly Proportioned McGee" has a nicer ring to it. But before you go using that, I'll have to know for sure that it's accurate. E-mail in profile, just like the other aging horndog.

Polly C 0 3
07/25/2009 03:28 PM

oh god.
nerdy lesbians. oh yeah.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/25/2009 11:31 PM

Just wondering, does anyone happen to have the picture from the old boobs album of my pre-downsized boobs? I never saved it and I want to be able to show people my old boobs for comparison. Anyone? If you DO have it, you get a pic of what they look like now in return. How's that for a deal?


{Obligitory}Email in profile.

Major Inconvenience 115 7
07/26/2009 11:01 PM

I tried SO HARD to read the words. But, you know how it goes. From the looks of it this is a good article.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/26/2009 11:47 PM

Damn, BBM. I have that picture burned into my biological memory, but not saved to any accessible drive. I could try to draw you a picture, but I bet one of the other dirty old men here (coughChickenscough) have it on a hard drive.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
07/27/2009 12:25 AM

Someone did send it to me, but it ended up in my junkmail, and I accidentally deleted it thinking it was a porn site, but as it was deleted I noticed the name, and my deleted folder ate it.

Dear person who sent it who I shall not name, please send it again! I will love you forever and you shall be rewarded greatly!

Make my Ravos grow! 62,361 20
07/27/2009 07:23 AM

Lesbians love to be called broads.

SO do feminists.

CLG Hann 7 3
07/27/2009 07:25 AM

So you drove a car off of a cliff... Well that's just more proof that a woman’s place in a car is in the back... making sandwiches.

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
07/27/2009 11:36 AM

but I bet one of the other dirty old men here (coughChickenscough) have it on a hard drive.

Frankly I'm shocked and offended. Truly.



Yeah, I might have it somewhere. Gimme a few hours to see if I can't find it.

Fratberry 277,313 52
07/27/2009 11:45 AM

Wait, someone has new boobs? My boobar must be busted.

Ema Jaklin 9 3
07/31/2009 08:28 PM

I'm beginning to get the feeling that you used photographs of absurdly-chested women to strike at men with your lesbian feminist words.

Kudos.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
07/31/2009 08:43 PM

I'm beginning to get the feeling that you used photographs of absurdly-chested women to strike at men with your lesbian feminist words.



Actually, Ema Jaklin, her use of photographs of "absurdly-chested" women, and her related comments, just go to show that she is just as guilty of the objectification and opression of womyn as are any of the men (or as I prefer, humyns with penii) you so quickly accuse of misogyny.


But truly, your observation is quite astute and intelligent. I enjoy the company of bright feminist womyn. Feel free to e-mail topless pics of yourself to me at lingeringfartreek@yahoo.com.

Fiodor Patrovitch 0 3
08/13/2009 11:36 AM

What a great laught I had...
But so true at the same time

Count Ravos 62,361 20
08/13/2009 12:08 PM

Naw whistler, it's "Penys"

FunkyMunkyPunkySpunky 316 4 Joins thread randomly
08/14/2009 05:07 AM

Mmmmmm....































...Sorry what?