?

MY HEAD A SPLODE.

And to think his bio says USA as the country. There goes the language barrier excuse.

Que?

Shakespeare, If I'd read this yesterday, I'd thought it would be the anesthesia playing tricks. But all there is here is a guy whose english is worse than mine.

Ole!

Mr. Saxbury, nowhere in your incoherent ramblings did you even come close to making sense. We are now dumber having read your asinine post. May god have mercy on your soul.

.Now nwo it's not ncie to poke fun dyslexics at

I bet this is some prank you guys play on the newbs isn't it.


Inside joke?


Drunk post?


I give up.

Noobing Frost, post not to think funny is even your schtick.

What in the Frost just happened here?

Hey Chance! Thanks for getting the church hymn music out of my head! (I had to sit on hold with Hobby Lobby, damn fundamentalists!)

What in the Frost just happened here?

I dunno.

Wanna do it?

Joe Jackson just ordered up a amalance for this guy.

No problem mah Cheeky Monkey! Thats what I do best...cept for Dits (Mahna mahna).

I dunno. Wanna do it?

It depends, when I start talking dirty to you are you gonna make me say poet names or what?

It depends, when I start talking dirty to you are you gonna make me say poet names or what?

Oh, I actually have to try?

I was just gonna lay there.

Dont be so coy, youve been "trying" for 3 years.

Man its disheartening to see that this random nonsense has more zugs than my story.

More zugs? What the hell are YOU talking about now?

See those little yellow smiley faces over to the right of the posts? Those are Zugs. (Zugz?) You get them when you're funny.

Sorry. Moose out front shoulda told you.

See those little yellow smiley faces over to the right of the posts? Those are Zugs. (Zugz?) You get them when you're funny. Sorry. Moose out front shoulda told you.

You probably need to do a screenshot for Bob Monkeypimp. I don't think he's gotten any yet.

Ah yes. I seem to recall them being called clickies and ottos.

That was like 5 years ago. You been living under a rock?

They don't have the internet in prison.

I got them off your mom macka 2.0..
Shakespeare! That would mean she thinks I'm funny..
Dammit!!
Oh well, at least your dad aint given me any..

I got them off your mom macka 2.0.. Shakespeare! That would mean she thinks I'm funny.. Dammit!! Oh well, at least your dad aint given me any..

I see rotten teeth aren't the only bad thing coming out of England.

That had to be the lamest 'your mom' joke I've ever read on the Internet. I'm always down for a good mom joke, but the operative word is good.

And you wonder why they Frost with n00bs around here.

Freshen your drink governor?

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..

Through careful reconstruction, I have determined what this guy was trying to say.


What he wrote:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


What he really meant to say:


Has anyone seen my penis. I really lost it. It has been taken far away by penis thieves I'll even pay, as I have decided to use it. I'll even go so far as to trade with you. I want my penis to look like yours. do you want yours to look more like mine?

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..


Then don't get old!

But assuming that you HAD been far even as decided, would you use even go want to do look more like?

No. No could want go even more like over.

I've been crossing my eyes all afternoon and I STILL can't see the picture!

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..

And the hits just keep on comin'.

How long did it take you to come up with that Magnum Opus?

Well apparently PHLA is contagious.

If you're experiencing any PHLA-like symptoms, please consult your tennis ball door shaker.

Brilliant, superbly written, and gloriously illustrated with full-colour photos.

This article made my pee-pee go up.

Homepage next week!

well how about this for a magnum opus; Frost OFF AND DIE.

Man its disheartening to see that this random nonsense funny comments has more zugs than my story random nonsense.

There, all better

My head has just now reformed.

Was it orthodox before this?

Im suprised no one has said this yet: YODA

Was it orthodox before this?
I'm not sure. Is fragmented pieces of flesh considered orthodox?

YODA
What does a wise, green, space-elf have to do with an unintelligible tard?

YODA What does a wise, green, space-elf have to do with an unintelligible tard?

The obvious: Grammatical construction of sentences.

Also, Yoda lifted an X-Wing out of the mire and all tards are known for their superhuman strength.

... hang on..... phla doesn't have a pee pee...

No, but Warren does. Ain't that right Fratbelly?

I've been crossing my eyes all afternoon and I STILL can't see the picture!

It's a scooner!

Dont be so coy, youve been "trying" for 3 years.

Touche, honkey.

En.......glish?

Autra,
She's from Florida. You're way more honkey than her.
Stating the obvious since 1957,
Rock Lobsta

Rocky,
Thank you for taking what I say seriously. It's good to see you get what this place is all about.
Regards,
Autra

Maybe he was solving a math equation, divided by zero, and his brain imploded?

So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pine cone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.(random stolen)

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

While I wouldn't say that this post is funny, the comments are hilarious.

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.

Frost-ing Noreen.

Did she leave you? For a lawyer? Named JoAnne? Because that would be awesome.


The Tango Noreeeeeeen!

Youe(tm)ve got to be kidding me. Ie(tm)ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Ite(tm)s just common sense.

Frost-ing Noreen again! No shame on the dog this time.

yeah

This is the weed you could be smoking with the money you saved by switching to Geico.

After this reading I pulled pants off my and shoved penis into socket electrical.

I'm thinking this guy is related to the guy who started this thread.

After this reading I pulled pants off my and shoved penis into socket electrical.

I always heard that guys with a forked penis love to spoon.

Has anyone seen my penis. I really lost it. It has been taken far away by penis thieves I'll even pay, as I have decided to use it. I'll even go so far as to trade with you. I want my penis to look like yours. do you want yours to look more like mine?

*turns into Beatlejuice, holding up a Fagnut candy bar*

Hey you, come here! I've got something good, have a little bite.