Bill the Squirrel 25,508 8
07/24/2009 11:35 PM

?

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/24/2009 11:36 PM

MY HEAD A SPLODE.

steamy stool 224 2
07/24/2009 11:41 PM

And to think his bio says USA as the country. There goes the language barrier excuse.

Space Food Nipples 2,132 5
07/24/2009 11:42 PM

Que?

Maruti Driver 347 6
07/24/2009 11:43 PM

Shakespeare, If I'd read this yesterday, I'd thought it would be the anesthesia playing tricks. But all there is here is a guy whose english is worse than mine.

Ole!

Discombobulated 2,237 5
07/24/2009 11:43 PM

Mr. Saxbury, nowhere in your incoherent ramblings did you even come close to making sense. We are now dumber having read your asinine post. May god have mercy on your soul.

Bob Monkeypimp 421 0
07/24/2009 11:45 PM

.Now nwo it's not ncie to poke fun dyslexics at

Macka 2.0 1,465 2
07/24/2009 11:48 PM

I bet this is some prank you guys play on the newbs isn't it.


Inside joke?


Drunk post?


I give up.

TheVelveTurd 4,931 3
07/24/2009 11:53 PM

Noobing Frost, post not to think funny is even your schtick.

Chance<3singing Mahna Mahna 2 Dits 168,225 11
07/25/2009 12:09 AM

What in the Frost just happened here?

KChikita Banana Box 50,428 11
07/25/2009 12:12 AM

Hey Chance! Thanks for getting the church hymn music out of my head! (I had to sit on hold with Hobby Lobby, damn fundamentalists!)

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/25/2009 12:12 AM

What in the Frost just happened here?

I dunno.

Wanna do it?

TrouserWeasel 22 1
07/25/2009 12:13 AM

Joe Jackson just ordered up a amalance for this guy.

Chance<3singing Mahna Mahna 2 Dits 168,225 11
07/25/2009 12:15 AM

No problem mah Cheeky Monkey! Thats what I do best...cept for Dits (Mahna mahna).

I dunno.

Wanna do it?

It depends, when I start talking dirty to you are you gonna make me say poet names or what?

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/25/2009 12:18 AM

It depends, when I start talking dirty to you are you gonna make me say poet names or what?

Oh, I actually have to try?

I was just gonna lay there.

Chance<3singing Mahna Mahna 2 Dits 168,225 11
07/25/2009 12:20 AM

Dont be so coy, youve been "trying" for 3 years.

mytykind 7,190 7
07/25/2009 12:24 AM

Man its disheartening to see that this random nonsense has more zugs than my story.

dacheat 2,330 0
07/25/2009 12:31 AM

More zugs? What the hell are YOU talking about now?

Ditdah 115,023 10
07/25/2009 12:56 AM

See those little yellow smiley faces over to the right of the posts? Those are Zugs. (Zugz?) You get them when you're funny.

Sorry. Moose out front shoulda told you.

Macka 2.0 1,465 2
07/25/2009 12:59 AM

See those little yellow smiley faces over to the right of the posts? Those are Zugs. (Zugz?) You get them when you're funny.

Sorry. Moose out front shoulda told you.

You probably need to do a screenshot for Bob Monkeypimp. I don't think he's gotten any yet.

dacheat 2,330 0
07/25/2009 01:01 AM

Ah yes. I seem to recall them being called clickies and ottos.

Ditdah 115,023 10
07/25/2009 01:03 AM

That was like 5 years ago. You been living under a rock?

dacheat 2,330 0
07/25/2009 01:03 AM

They don't have the internet in prison.

Bob Monkeypimp 421 0
07/25/2009 01:17 AM

I got them off your mom macka 2.0..
Shakespeare! That would mean she thinks I'm funny..
Dammit!!
Oh well, at least your dad aint given me any..

Macka 2.0 1,465 2
07/25/2009 01:23 AM

I got them off your mom macka 2.0.. Shakespeare! That would mean she thinks I'm funny..
Dammit!!
Oh well, at least your dad aint given me any..

I see rotten teeth aren't the only bad thing coming out of England.

That had to be the lamest 'your mom' joke I've ever read on the Internet. I'm always down for a good mom joke, but the operative word is good.

And you wonder why they Frost with n00bs around here.

steamy stool 224 2
07/25/2009 01:47 AM

Freshen your drink governor?

Bob Monkeypimp 421 0
07/25/2009 02:30 AM

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..

Bill the Squirrel 25,508 8
07/25/2009 03:44 AM

Through careful reconstruction, I have determined what this guy was trying to say.


What he wrote:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


What he really meant to say:


Has anyone seen my penis. I really lost it. It has been taken far away by penis thieves I'll even pay, as I have decided to use it. I'll even go so far as to trade with you. I want my penis to look like yours. do you want yours to look more like mine?

BarneyBites 453 8
07/25/2009 03:53 AM

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..


Then don't get old!

Dogs Akimbo 158,693 11
07/25/2009 05:56 AM

But assuming that you HAD been far even as decided, would you use even go want to do look more like?

No. No could want go even more like over.

KChikita Banana Box 50,428 11
07/25/2009 06:04 AM

I've been crossing my eyes all afternoon and I STILL can't see the picture!

Macka 2.0 1,465 2
07/25/2009 06:50 AM

I'd rather have rotten teeth than to look down and not be able to see my penis..

And the hits just keep on comin'.

How long did it take you to come up with that Magnum Opus?

Manhole 7,849 8
07/25/2009 07:06 AM

Well apparently PHLA is contagious.

Hammerhead 59,084 10
07/25/2009 08:53 AM

If you're experiencing any PHLA-like symptoms, please consult your tennis ball door shaker.

P*H*L*A 103,291 13
07/25/2009 06:42 PM

Brilliant, superbly written, and gloriously illustrated with full-colour photos.

This article made my pee-pee go up.

Homepage next week!

Bob Monkeypimp 421 0
07/25/2009 08:47 PM

well how about this for a magnum opus; Frost OFF AND DIE.

Asshat Deluxe 2,009 3
07/25/2009 09:07 PM

Man its disheartening to see that this random nonsense funny comments has more zugs than my story random nonsense.

There, all better

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/27/2009 06:40 AM

My head has just now reformed.

Thud 53,122 10
07/27/2009 07:00 AM

Was it orthodox before this?

Major Inconvenience 102 5
07/27/2009 08:06 AM

Im suprised no one has said this yet: YODA

What's Goin' Anh? 10,502 8
07/27/2009 08:38 AM

Was it orthodox before this?
I'm not sure. Is fragmented pieces of flesh considered orthodox?

YODA
What does a wise, green, space-elf have to do with an unintelligible tard?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,980 4
07/27/2009 11:25 AM

YODA
What does a wise, green, space-elf have to do with an unintelligible tard?

The obvious: Grammatical construction of sentences.

Also, Yoda lifted an X-Wing out of the mire and all tards are known for their superhuman strength.

Humphrey 51,326 10
07/27/2009 11:55 AM

... hang on..... phla doesn't have a pee pee...

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 9,797 9
07/28/2009 12:12 AM

No, but Warren does. Ain't that right Fratbelly?

Space Food Nipples 2,132 5
07/28/2009 12:59 AM

I've been crossing my eyes all afternoon and I STILL can't see the picture!

It's a scooner!

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/28/2009 01:17 AM

Dont be so coy, youve been "trying" for 3 years.

Touche, honkey.

HellaKlutz 0 2
07/28/2009 02:24 AM

En.......glish?

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 9,797 9
07/28/2009 07:16 AM

Autra,
She's from Florida. You're way more honkey than her.
Stating the obvious since 1957,
Rock Lobsta

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,936 6
07/28/2009 03:44 PM

Rocky,
Thank you for taking what I say seriously. It's good to see you get what this place is all about.
Regards,
Autra

Yellowalien 11 1
07/28/2009 07:40 PM

Maybe he was solving a math equation, divided by zero, and his brain imploded?

Reverand Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
07/28/2009 11:09 PM

So I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pine cone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.(random stolen)

charlie guitea 5 1
11/03/2009 01:08 PM

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Chris the Rock 0 1
11/03/2009 01:42 PM

While I wouldn't say that this post is funny, the comments are hilarious.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/03/2009 04:22 PM

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/03/2009 06:05 PM

Frost-ing Noreen.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,797 9
11/05/2009 09:26 PM

Did she leave you? For a lawyer? Named JoAnne? Because that would be awesome.


The Tango Noreeeeeeen!

Ali the Undead Legend 735 5
11/05/2009 09:38 PM

Youe(tm)ve got to be kidding me. Ie(tm)ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Ite(tm)s just common sense.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/05/2009 09:41 PM

Frost-ing Noreen again! No shame on the dog this time.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,797 9
11/05/2009 09:48 PM

yeah

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/06/2009 12:19 AM

This is the weed you could be smoking with the money you saved by switching to Geico.

Pramable Lectern 53,478 11
11/06/2009 12:50 AM

After this reading I pulled pants off my and shoved penis into socket electrical.

Pramable Lectern 53,478 11
11/06/2009 12:57 AM

I'm thinking this guy is related to the guy who started this thread.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/06/2009 01:00 AM

After this reading I pulled pants off my and shoved penis into socket electrical.

I always heard that guys with a forked penis love to spoon.

Pramable Lectern 53,478 11
11/06/2009 01:04 AM

Has anyone seen my penis. I really lost it. It has been taken far away by penis thieves I'll even pay, as I have decided to use it. I'll even go so far as to trade with you. I want my penis to look like yours. do you want yours to look more like mine?

*turns into Beatlejuice, holding up a Fagnut candy bar*

Hey you, come here! I've got something good, have a little bite.