Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
07/27/2009 10:02 PM

I used to work at Lowe's in Texas so I know this for sure:

You can't get fired for accepting gifts. You can only get fired if you accept gifts in exchange for doing something against company policy, which you did not do. I used to invioce tons of clearance stuff for a few customers who were regular customers that brought lots of business to the store. You didn't override the price and give special discounts? They legally cannot fire you if you didn't break any rules. It's in your employee handbook.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
07/27/2009 10:19 PM

Frost 'em. You can't get fired for someone bringing in food for you. If it's on your desk, it's yours. If she brought it in after you'd helped her, it's a thank you, not a bribe. Anyone who says different can go suck an eggroll.

Besides, you're the one with the sexual harassment ammo.

Thud 68,511 19
07/27/2009 10:22 PM

Simple solution: eat the evidence. If a co-worker saw you take the food out to your car, eat them too.

All you need is a few witnesses and you won't have to buy food for months.

Millie 116,988 28
07/27/2009 10:27 PM

I don't have an ammo yet. I will probably be the one who gets in trouble for sexual harassment because I'm always making gross comments.

The other day, someone was complaining that one of our managers was always in a bad mood and needed to get laid. I said if people took up a collection and they got enough money, I'd do it. I figured $30,000 would be enough. Yes, I know that means I'm a prostitute, but so what?

Then someone wondered if he'd have sex with me. Please. He'd jump at the chance.

Thud 68,511 19
07/27/2009 10:37 PM

I figured $30,000 would be enough.

I know what a few Gabbers might start saving up for...

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/27/2009 11:10 PM

Then someone wondered if he'd have sex with me. Please. He'd jump at the chance.


Is he straight? Because honestly, I can't think of any reason other than being gay to turn down Millie love. Hell, Daisypie is gay, and he still can't turn it down.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/27/2009 11:13 PM

As far as the $30,000 goes, I just wonder if I can keep my Ford Focus running for another three years and also somehow convince my wife that it isn't my old Ford Focus but is, in fact, a brand new Volkswagen GTI.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/27/2009 11:48 PM

If you get fired you can come and work for me...

In the ACID MINES!!!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/28/2009 04:02 AM

If someone's spouse or partner brings them lunch, you should throw a fit and protest that they must put it in the break room to share. You can't help it that your lover is an old Chinese lady (I assume). So what if ya'll never had sex before. Who are they to define your relationships? Maybe ya'll are just taking it slow. That's just more ammo for the sexual harassment suit right there.

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/28/2009 04:12 AM

If you get fired, you can come work for me. I have a great position job for you.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/28/2009 07:58 AM

A job that conveniently pays exactly $30,000

The Mailman 176,464 56
07/28/2009 09:35 AM

Take a day off of work. In the morning, make a batch of cookies. In the afternon, come to the store as a customer. When you see your boss, offer him some cookies. As soon as he starts eating them, tell him, "If I'm going down, you're going down with me."

Disco Bob 4,322 8
07/28/2009 09:57 AM

The solution is simple, get fired for a better reason instead.

Take a crap in the boss' coffee
Pee on a customer
Masturbate at the check out counter, use the scanner gun.
Sodomize a coworker with a rake.

You'll still get fired but at least it won't be for a stupid reason.

Chance<3singing Mahna Mahna 2 Dits 171,275 14
07/28/2009 10:03 AM

I hope that you dont have any rat bastards that are gonna turn you in for that. That would be pretty Shakespearety. Youre awesome Millie and if you get fired for that pack your cats up and come live with me...you must paint my kitchen though (just like yours).

Blackhole Bandit 1,684 14
07/28/2009 10:29 AM

Masturbate at the check out counter, use the scanner gun.

Oh please, that wouldn't get her fired, that would increase the foot traffic to the store by 5 fold. Once the manager sees the crowd it will be HR damned. Inside 5 minutes he would be begging you to frigg off in the lingerie department once a week.

Thats when you hit him with the Sexual Harassment charge.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/28/2009 10:46 AM

Lowes has a lingerie department?

dacheat 2,413 0
07/28/2009 10:55 AM

I figured $30,000 would be enough. Yes, I know that means I'm a prostitute, but so what?

Address and wire transfer information, if you please.

The Mailman 176,464 56
07/28/2009 10:55 AM

Chain mail underwear and corkwood stockings. Sexy!

Blackhole Bandit 1,684 14
07/28/2009 11:02 AM

Ravos -

Your Lowes Doesn't?

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/28/2009 11:30 AM

I don't get Lowe very often.

Blackhole Bandit 1,684 14
07/28/2009 11:59 AM

Its spelled laid Ravos, not Lowe.

dinesh 24,862 16
07/28/2009 02:33 PM

They legally cannot fire you if you didn't break any rules. It's in your employee handbook.

Of course they can. ME is an at-will employment state just like every other state, and it doesn't have an implied contract exception (note that TX does).

dinesh 24,862 16
07/28/2009 02:37 PM

err, wait, I think I have that backwards. ME does have an exception, and TX does not. If their handbook does say something about not firing her except for cause (which I have no idea about), then she could conceivably win a wrongful termination / breach of contract suit. Even then, though, implied contract claims are difficult to prove.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/28/2009 02:56 PM

You should have also saved yourself some of those Space Food Sticks, they'd have probably kept. Who doesn't hoard MRE's these days?

Pram 80,728 42
07/28/2009 03:24 PM

I love ya, Millie. Hope you don't get fired.

Chix is in da house 286,617 61
07/28/2009 04:20 PM

JOBLESS DUE TO CHICKEN FEET!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/28/2009 04:38 PM

Do you live next to a road Chix?

Analog 9,608 19
07/28/2009 05:54 PM

I want to know why you drive around with a cooler?

Thud 68,511 19
07/28/2009 06:01 PM

I want to know why you drive around with a cooler?

To put the free Chinese food in. Try to keep up.

Jeeni 47,804 51
07/28/2009 06:42 PM

Good luck, Millie. Hey, it could be worse. You could be working for Mung.

Pubah 56,833 18
07/28/2009 06:53 PM

You work in customer service...

You fear Management may fire you for providing excellent customer service...

No wonder our economy is in the Shakespeareter!


Stick to your guns, Millie. If all else fails, you may be able to work at the Chinese place.

SUPPLIES!!!

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/28/2009 08:30 PM

I want to know why you drive around with a cooler?

To put the free Chinese food in. Try to keep up.

To keep the heads of smartass customers in.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/28/2009 09:13 PM

Smuggling lobstahs into Canada.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/29/2009 07:12 AM

Smuggling lobstahs into Canada.

Please God, no.

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33 dances the happy dance.
07/29/2009 10:42 AM

ROAD TRIP!!!

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/29/2009 11:21 AM

It's cold here. You wouldn't like it.

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
07/29/2009 11:53 AM

Millie,

Did you hear anything else about the Chinee food lady? I would just say she is a good friend of yours and she brought you lunch so you wouldn't have to waste your precious 30 minutes driving to the place, waiting on the food, then driving back, only to have 3 minutes to eat it before having to come back to work.

Heart,
Lobsta


(I seriously almost put my real name just now.)

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
07/29/2009 12:19 PM

I don't get it. Is your real name Lobsta, or Tuna?

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
07/29/2009 12:22 PM

(I seriously almost put my real name just now.)

Well, that explains the fruitless stalking.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
07/29/2009 12:37 PM

I don't get it. Is your real name Lobsta, or Tuna?

Lobsta is the name.

Tuna is the smell wafting from her crotch.

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
07/29/2009 12:44 PM

Autra, sir, you are an idiot.

Thank you for getting the joke, Undies.

Millie 116,988 28
07/29/2009 09:39 PM

I have a cooler in my car because I am an alcholic and my booze of choice is cold beer. I need to go out to my car about every half hour to drink a beer. Do you think I could get fired for that?

Actually, I have a cooler in my car because I usually bring my lunch and I hate the break room with a passion. I sit in my car at lunch and would prefer to not leave my food in the refrigerator there. Not to mention someone steals peoples' lunches.

The reason I hate the break room is that I like to sit and read by myself and prefer not to listen to stupid-ass conversations on my own time. If it's on the clock--no problem.

Dinesh is right, Maine is an at-will state and one's employer does not need a reason to fire someone. They'd be smarter to just fire me because they "don't need" me anymore than state a reason, though. Because if they tried to fire me for accepting some food, I would try to fight it in court. My twin brother is a lawyer who is pretty smart and would do it just for the fun of it.

The lady who gave me food is probably about my age and is pretty, so if I said I was having a relationship with her, who is going to say it's not believable?

Also, the time I got the money from a customer was at Home Depot, so I can't get fired for that anymore.

Millie 116,988 28
07/29/2009 09:42 PM

And the $30,000 would be to have sex with that particular guy. The price may change depending on the person.

Dogs Akimbo 211,597 32
07/29/2009 09:47 PM

I'm fairly certain that I could fit $30,200 worth of 2x4s into my 1999 Subaru.

Millie 116,988 28
07/29/2009 09:49 PM

Why would I want 2x4s? I want CASH.

Dogs Akimbo 211,597 32 shows his work, since this is math
07/29/2009 10:07 PM

$30,000 for sex
$200 for enough 2x4s to build a doghouse to sleep in
=====
$30,200 total

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/30/2009 07:01 AM

Millie has a twin!? Hot...





wait, it's a guy? Nevermind...

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/30/2009 09:03 AM

The lady who gave me food is probably about my age and is pretty, so if I said I was having a relationship with her, who is going to say it's not believable? all the guys here would leave for seven or eight minutes.

Fixed!

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2009 10:20 PM

So, she brought me another bunch of food Friday. I didn't have my cooler in my car, so I brought it to the break room to share. A manager was in there (a real by-the-book type) and he started giving me Shakespeare for taking the food.

I told him she was my lover and what was wrong with her bringing me lunch? He got pissed off but had no rebuttal. Everyone in the break room was happy to get free food and pigged out, even the guy who claimed that she was cooking seagulls and cats. Most of us agreed we didn't give a Shakespeare what animal the meat came from if it tasted good.

So, now I've told everyone in the store that she's my girl.

Thud 68,511 19
08/02/2009 10:23 PM

RIGHT ON!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/02/2009 10:29 PM

Good job Millie. Way to claim that sideways Poe.

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
08/02/2009 10:44 PM

Millie,
If I wasn't so madly in love with Alarm Clock, I'd kiss you on the cheek for that genius move. You = teh AWESOME of the week. Don't care what anyone else says, you totally Frostin rock.

Love,
Lobstah

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2009 11:11 PM

Look, you post your racist Shakespeare in other threads if you must, but keep it out of MY threads, ass-wipe.

Thud 68,511 19
08/02/2009 11:16 PM

RIGHT ON AGAIN!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/02/2009 11:33 PM

Man, ya'll sure are prejudiced against racists.

Millie 116,988 28
08/02/2009 11:34 PM

I Frost-ing hate racists. Is that clear enough for you?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/02/2009 11:37 PM

Bigot.

Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
08/03/2009 01:45 AM

White power!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/03/2009 02:04 AM

You just got racist tard-jacked!

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2009 10:17 AM

The two of you make the perfect pair. It's too bad you spend all your time on the computer instead of with each other, although it's perfectly understandable.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
08/03/2009 10:55 AM

And the $30,000 would be to have sex with that particular guy. The price may change depending on the person.


So ... if I send you a picture, you'll quote me a price? Gawd I love this internet dating thing.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/03/2009 01:28 PM

Thank you, Millie. I might return the compliment in saying that you make a good self-professed resident whore here on Live. Being that you're sporting the new fatter ass, and still refuse to grow anything resembling a personality, it's pretty much the perfect niche for you.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
08/03/2009 01:39 PM

I don't remember Millie ever saying she's a whore, actually it's quite the opposite, her schtick is telling everyone she's too good for them. Isn't irony funny.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/03/2009 01:50 PM

I miss dead robot.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/03/2009 01:50 PM

I figured $30,000 would be enough. Yes, I know that means I'm a prostitute, but so what?

Look up, please.

She's still retaining the undeserved sense of self worth though. She'll probably be alright, since this is the internet and she won't lose any of her little yes-men because they don't really have get to meet her.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/03/2009 02:19 PM

More cookies for the rest of us.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
08/03/2009 02:58 PM

Alarm Dick, I don't give a Shakespeare what comes out of your pie hole in regards to Millie, because she's perfectly able to hold her own in a mouth off. That happens to be one of the things a lot of us love about her.

But this:

She's still retaining the undeserved sense of self worth though. She'll probably be alright, since this is the internet and she won't lose any of her little yes-men because they don't really have get to meet her.

Do not presume to have any understanding of why a lot of the men (and women!) on this board would say YES, GOD YES to Millie.

What has historically been most revered on this board is Bringing the Funny. Millie has always brought the funny. Always. And the times that she has been serious, she brought that most excellently too.

Then there are those of us who have been the recipients of her various creative abilities. Not to mention her generosity.

Last, there are those of us who have met her. My girl crush is cemented.

In summary: Dislike Millie all you want, but be very aware that there are many people who DO like her and have very good reason to. So quit being a butt munch and BRING THE Frost-ing FUNNY*!


*hint, racials slurs aren't Frost-ing funny

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
08/03/2009 03:01 PM

(The space above is intentionally left blank, I'm not allowed to say anything bad about new people ever again.)

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
08/03/2009 03:38 PM

Do not presume to have any understanding of why a lot of the men (and women!) on this board would say YES, GOD YES to Millie.

You don't presume that I presume to have an understanding. I never even hinted that I did. I stated that she had a bunch of little yes-men (women is implied), and you really... well, you helped prove my point. I am, in fact, quit puzzled why anyone would say yes to her.

Racial slurs are funny. Extremely funny. Have you ever been to a comedy show with... hold your breath... real live black people? Everything can be funny if you pull the anti-humor stick out your ass. I'm sorry if it's such a terrifying issue with ya'll, but I'm not going to waste my time not being able to laugh at something because I have hate issues. Quit trying to funny-block all the racial slurs so that some of us can enjoy them like God intended.

Lastly, I never said I disliked her. I never said I disliked anyone, not even coloreds, chinks, honkies, wiggers, beaners, fags, canucks, eskimos, Draculas, or spiders. I think it's better if all roles are filled, even the bitter, scorned ones. Millie started the hate talk, and none of you on here, but one, come even close to being able to inspire that strong of an emotion from me.

It's all a big dance, sugar. Batman would be pretty lame without criminals. I like you. I like Millie. (Bill knows I love him.)

Learn to laugh at yourselves.

My response to you is NO.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/03/2009 03:41 PM

Yeah, I'm not reading that.

Did you get fired yet?

What's Goin' Anh? 11,158 14
08/03/2009 03:48 PM

No, she's still at the pretend-to-be-a-lesbian-for-free-food stage.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/03/2009 03:52 PM

So, now I've told everyone in the store that she's my girl.

Ah yes, chinese women...


Little. Yellow. Different.

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2009 04:37 PM

Shakespearehead, I wasn't trying to "funny-block" your unfunny crap. I just told you to keep it out of my thread.

(I thought this board had some kind of guideline about racism, but I guess I was wrong.)

I don't have any control over who defends me, but if I really gave a Shakespeare about what anyone here thinks, I guess I could just jump on the racism/misogyny bandwagon so all you cretins would accept me. Unlike you, I accept that fact that not everyone (especially idiots) gets my sense of humor. I stay out of the threads with that sophomoric, uncreative, stale "humor", so please stay out of mine.

And, for the record, I could be the skankiest, disease-ridden $2 streetwalker and still be too good for most of you. It's not about me--it's about you.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
08/03/2009 04:39 PM

I'd be happy to laugh at myself if I thought that what was being said was funny. I suppose I should have just ignored you, but it seemed pretty arrogant to both dismiss Millie's ability to be likeable AND insult the intelligence of anyone that does like her. (by definition, calling people yes-men is insulting their intelligence) And now you've judged me again by claiming that I have an anti-humor stick up my ass.

Okay, I'll try to laugh at that: I did once have an anti-humor stick up my ass and it was really uncomfortable. There was a pantheon of funny out there that made me want to giggle, but I felt forbidden. So I finally pulled it out and have felt such relief since.

This is my thinking about racial slurs: it really has a lot to do with the context and the intent of the person. Racial slurs have been made on this board in a way that was funny, but only because they were said ironically or intending to be shock humor. Usually you can tell when it is one of those things or if (for example) the person throws around the word Ogden Nash because they really do think black people are beneath them. Intent is hard to gauge in this type of forum, making such jokes hard to pull off, so I advised against it.

You know what, Frost it. I won't tell you what to do or rant anymore. It's pointless. I'm already sad because you said some things (in another thread) that left a bad taste in my mouth, and then Millie called you on it in this thread and then there was teh dramaz and I made the mistake of joining in. And I hate being sad when I want to be laughing.

^
|
|
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none of that is funny.


poop.


with corn in it.


Nope, still not funny. sigh

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/03/2009 04:41 PM

I could be the skankiest, disease-ridden $2 streetwalker and still be too good for most of you


IN!

Disco Bob 4,322 8
08/03/2009 04:46 PM

Straw, I've been pooping my whole life and poop with corn in it is ALWAYS funny. Also I know of something that may cheer you up. Wanna Frost? (note - most women laugh uncontrollably at the site of me naked.)

Thud 68,511 19
08/03/2009 05:39 PM

Alarm clock, please take your racism to somewhere it might be more appreciated. I'm sure there is some supremacy group that has a forum you could haunt.

Or you could think about keeping your hate on a shelf when you want to post here.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4 digs deeper
08/03/2009 06:21 PM

I don't hate anyone. I never claimed to, that was others. That's not me in the mirror. I'm about as racist as the United Negro College Fund or Indian grace laws, but this isn't even about racism. I'll admit I did Frost up though. I should have never tried to use reasoning and logic to explain something to women.

Unlike you, I accept that fact that not everyone (especially idiots) gets my sense of humor. I stay out of the threads with that sophomoric, uncreative, stale "humor", so please stay out of mine.

Your threads aren't sophomoric, uncreative and stale. That implies petty name calling. (I am quite partial to Shakespearehead though.) They're funny. I enjoy the content in them. If I didn't accept the fact that some don't think I'm funny, then why would I keep posting after so many posts with no clickies? If you want to run the bitch shtick so much, don't be surprised when someone returns with the arrogant Emerson shtick. Also, I didn't know the threads you started were exclusive or invitation only, so calm down and don't be such a spoiled crybaby about it.

jump on the... bandwagon... Okay, you got me. I didn't invent racist humor. Damn. Oh, by the way, great idea about claiming the food lady was your lover! Wherever did you get that idea from ?



Seriously...

I do sincerely apologize if I made you sad Straw. It was not and is never my intent. I only meant it in a joking way (hence I go to a comedy site) and I'm sorry if you didn't get my sense of humor. Not everyone gets it, and I am sorry. I never intended to offend anyone. I'm not a mean person and I'm equal to all people. I liked your sarcastic attempt at laughing at the stick up your butt thing. It made me smile.

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2009 09:28 PM

I didn't get the idea from your girlfriend. I stopped reading her posts a long time ago.

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2009 09:45 PM

I also find you calling me a crybaby interesting and ironic, since you're the one writing paragraphs defending your douchebagness and accusing everyone who stepped up to defend me as being yes-men, instead of facing the fact that they just think you're being an Emerson and are expressing that opinion.

There have been many people here who don't like me and don't think I'm funny. Whatever. I didn't say anything about that, I was telling you I don't want to see racist Shakespeare, and if me calling someone on what they are, based on what they write, is me being a bitch, too bad.

I could throw your advice back at you. If you are going to play the role of racist here, don't get all defensive when someone calls you one. And now that you made that derogatory remark about women, I'm adding the sexist label to you as well. Don't like it? Too bad.

Anyone can post in my threads. But who said I'm supposed to let a racist comment go by without comment?

As for the bandwagon, I was talking about the increasingly stupid, racist, sexist crap that I've been reading here. I only comment on Shakespeare when it's smelling up a thread I started.

Jeeni 47,804 51 doesn't read through most all of the racist-tard-jacking-Shakespeare in the thread
08/03/2009 09:50 PM

Do not presume to have any understanding of why a lot of the men (and women!) on this board would say YES, GOD YES to Millie.

I've heard Millie makes awesome cookies.

And, uhm... I like turtles!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
08/03/2009 10:29 PM

Millie does make awesome cookies. And awesome ornaments. Our chrismahannukwanzika ornament is so awesome, it not only adorns our fake stolen druid (funny, she doesn't look Druish)solstice holiday tree, it sits on a shelf as decoration to add some color to our plain white walls the rest of the year.

A reminder of how awesome Millie truly is, and how pale white our walls are because we're not allowed to paint them.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/04/2009 06:53 AM

...aaand SCENE!

That's a wrap, people.

Count Ravos 63,472 21 sheds a tear
08/04/2009 07:06 AM

And, for the record, I could be the skankiest, disease-ridden $2 streetwalker and still be too good for most of you.

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/04/2009 07:09 AM

Millie started the hate talk, and none of you on here, but one, come even close to being able to inspire that strong of an emotion from me.

Millie can inspire strong emotions in many people.


Wait, love is an emotion, right? It's just been so long, sometimes I forget.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
08/04/2009 07:27 AM

(The space above, now with more blanky blankness.)

Alarm, Virgil's Robot 6,348 4
08/04/2009 10:50 AM

I know it might be a strain on you, but if you're going to try to argue, at least make some kind of effort to pay attention.

I guess some of you need the "pun intended" remarks and quick easy references to spell things out for you. (That's reference to something else missed. Don't hurt yourselves.)

I was never offended for being called racist, and being called sexist isn't going to offend me either. You started bitching about racist jokes, and I started bitching about your lack of sense of humor about them. Perfectly fair. I'm sure you do make excellent cookies and crafts. As a generalization, women are better at that kind of thing. Oops, there I go again.

I called you a crybaby, because you started all the whining. I'm not the only one writing paragraphs. Everything complaining I've said has been in response to your initial whining. You're the one who's throwing a hissy fit because someone posted something you didn't like. I've just been explaining myself because there seems to be so much trouble understanding me. I stated I was being an Emerson, so why would you assume I can't accept the fact that people think that about me?

This is still humorous to me, whether any of you get it or not. If you want to be so picky, I didn't find the rule about not posting racist crap, but there is a suggestion about being funny, and not focusing on being mean. It doesn't bother me, but all your name calling is going to make race-less inside-out baby cry.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/04/2009 10:55 AM

Stop.

Feeding.

The.

Troll.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/04/2009 11:08 AM

I could be the skankiest, disease-ridden $2 streetwalker and still be too good for most of you.


She said "most". Did you see that? That's because if she was a skanky, disease-ridden $2 streetwalker, she'd be just right for me and she knows it!




Okay, funny aside for a minute. I used to occasionally post what some might consider racist humor. I did it for shock value, or in an ironic sense, and not because I think that any race is in any way beneath mine. Hell, I didn't really know for sure until I was 34 years old what race I was. Yes, I appeared caucasian, but I was good at math and I had rhythm.

In any case, I'm declaring a personal moratorium on racist humor, only because I think there are now too many people here who don't understand context or irony, or who might just appreciate racist humor because they are racists.



Okay.


POOP!

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/04/2009 11:27 AM

Yes, I appeared caucasian, but I was good at math and I had rhythm.

So you're actually Asian & Latino?

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/04/2009 11:28 AM

In which case maybe your name should be Whistler P. Iglesias

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/04/2009 11:57 AM

In any case, I'm declaring a personal moratorium on racist humor, only because I think there are now too many people here who don't understand context or irony, or who might just appreciate racist humor because they are racists.

Touche, honkey.

Alarm, Virgil's Robot 6,348 4
08/04/2009 12:22 PM

It might also be that some think they can't be hit by shock value and see racist humor as only offensive because they believe they are immune to being shocked. It still carries shock value if folks fall for it. I come from a very diverse family but didn't want to mention that, to let people assume what they may about me. It's the same as dead baby jokes people. Some people get offended by those too. I'm sorry for crapping up this thread, I will stop and let it die, unless intentionally provoked with good measure, i.e. something wittier than Thud's remarks.

steamy stool 235 4
08/04/2009 12:43 PM

Wait, I'm confused. Did Millie almost get fired for taking the food or was it for not liking racist humor? Who does she work for the KKK?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
08/04/2009 01:12 PM

Get back in your Tee-pee Pocahontas.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/04/2009 01:31 PM

WTF happened in here?

Can I get a summary or a cliff note or something.

INROT.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/04/2009 01:53 PM

Christ this is one funny thread!