Lobsta of the Sea: Lobsta or Tuna? 18,570 33
07/29/2009 11:49 AM

"Who you callin' a copycat?"

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/29/2009 12:02 PM

Blessed are the kittehs, for they shall inherit the miceys.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/29/2009 12:04 PM

One of Satan's less effective disquises attempts to steal toddlers and old ladies away from Jesus.

Unknown Duck 530 6
07/29/2009 12:13 PM

One of us is real

Shell Belle 77,143 25
07/29/2009 12:17 PM

O hai! Iz prayin fer ur salvashun.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/29/2009 12:30 PM

"In efforts to ease tensions; native Mexican cat, Jesus, will be making special appearances and peace rallies in the Gaza Strip later this fall. He is expected to be greeted warmly by both sides."

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
07/29/2009 12:32 PM

Jebus was liek "LOLomg. Yoo haz mor faif thn all mah own kittehs!!"

Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly.

Zelkun 639 12
07/29/2009 12:34 PM

"I'm stealin' UR followerz!"

Juan Campos 1,173 5
07/29/2009 12:41 PM

[generic lolcats joke]

The Mailman 176,464 56
07/29/2009 12:45 PM

JesusCat, after seeing the horror that are the LOLcats:
- "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do"

KChikita Banana Box 128,412 98
07/29/2009 12:50 PM

"Come unto Ceiling Cat and be saaaaaaaaaved!"

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
07/29/2009 12:50 PM

He's not imitating Christ. That's just a KiteKat like it says on the billboard. We use to fly'em all the time when I was a kid. It's gotta be real windy though or they just kinda drag on the ground when you run with it. Bloody mess... You can't get them in the US anymore though. I guess there's no PETA in Russia.

Mighty Kind 36,177 48
07/29/2009 01:00 PM

"No Jesus! I told you god's schlong is this big."

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/29/2009 01:48 PM

"I'll never understand why cats always get mis-labeled as sanctimonious."

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/29/2009 02:01 PM

"Oh Chinese folk, we come in peace.

We want to give you hugs now
Please do not put us in the kung pow"

that is all, end transmission

Chix is in da house 286,621 61
07/29/2009 02:54 PM

HOLY CRAP CAT!

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/29/2009 04:20 PM

Do you want to come home to a Poe with open legs arms? Buy kitekat food.

steamy stool 235 4
07/29/2009 04:27 PM

That big you say. Wow, you truly are the fisher of men.

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4 has had enough!
07/29/2009 05:49 PM

The Jews killed Ceiling Cat too!!!?

Thud 68,511 19
07/29/2009 05:51 PM

Future home of the "Kitties For Christ" meeting hall and hairball treatment center.

Bingo will be on Tuesday evenings.

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/29/2009 08:32 PM

It would be much more fun hammering nails into the cat...

Thud 68,511 19
07/29/2009 08:50 PM

Of course it would be more fun. The other one wouldn't stay dead.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
07/29/2009 09:05 PM

Touchdown Jesus has one set of goalposts and Ceiling Cat has two. What does it all mean?

Bob Monkeypimp 460 0
07/29/2009 09:10 PM

What's more fun than nailing that cat to the wall?
Realising he's not level and having to start over...

Laptop Larry 20 3
08/05/2009 08:52 AM

KiteKat, turning two fish into a whole truck of canned food

Gleeeem 226 4
08/05/2009 09:12 AM

Kitty cat loves Jesus thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!