Little pranks for the office
A comedy conversation
by Folken  129  4
07/30/2009 10:04 AM 342 views
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I work for an IT shop, managing a group of 10 engineers and technicians, our main focus is enterprise-grade systems, databases, and stuff like that...
Being tech-savvy as they are, I found it really funny to Frost with them in simple ways that go unnoticed for hours.
Some time ago I got to the office earlier than anyone, and proceeded to stick adhesive tape under their mice. I took near 8 reboots, 4 smashs, and in some cases battery swaps, to finally find out what happened.
This week I've changed some of their email signatures with stuff like "Toilet Engineer" or "Senior Janitoring Staff", and went unnoticed for 1 or 2 days.
Do you have any ideas on what to do next? Yes, I'm a Frost-ing bastard boss, so what?
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Amusing
4 votes
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Amusing
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Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413  0
07/30/2009 10:15 AM
Re-assign their keyboard keys, or set up work to re-write every 'the' into 'balls' or something like that.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/30/2009 10:27 AM
Change their keyboard setup from QWERTY to DVORAK
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Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/30/2009 10:27 AM
Also, switch the n & m keys.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Mighty Kind 36,177 48
07/30/2009 10:36 AM
On a windows machine, take a screen shot of thier desktop making sure to hide the cursor. Then hide their desktop icons and set the toolbar to auto-hide. Lastly, set the screen shot of the desktop as their wallpaper.
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Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/30/2009 10:40 AM
When they go on lunch, change their background and their open tabs in their browser to Lemonparty. Then change their screensaver to meatspin.
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Funny
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The Mailman 176,464 56
07/30/2009 10:45 AM
People at balls office have better thimgs to do tham playimg juvemile practical jokes om each other. I, for ome, an grateful that mo ome at ny job would thimk of doimg sonethimg like that to ne.
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
07/30/2009 12:41 PM
Someone did this to me a while ago
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
07/30/2009 12:44 PM
I'm too stupid to make a link I wouldn't use my prank.
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0 votes
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X BOX Red Nipples of Death 2,207 7
07/30/2009 01:24 PM
Realign the keys on their keyboard to say "PENIS MOUTH". That one took a lot of thought when I did it being that not very many funny phrases use a letter only once.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Unknown Duck 530 6
07/30/2009 01:37 PM
A little shameless self promotion here, but I set people's browser home page to my site;
http://www.BlankWebPage.com
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