P*H*L*A 131,068 34
07/30/2009 11:50 PM

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(Am I doing this right?)

Blackhole Bandit 1,684 14
07/31/2009 12:03 AM

Frank tried frosting the little water feeder and died.

Just like this thread.

Bob Monkeypimp ($5 a Chimp) 460 0
07/31/2009 12:19 AM

But somehow by magic frank came back to life, gave the little water feeder the Frost-ing of it's life and continued on his quest...

Mr.Coffee 881 10
07/31/2009 12:25 AM

and that's when the pirates came...

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/31/2009 04:15 AM

...and chopped the god damn thing to a million pieces, ate it and Shakespeare it all over this thread.


Now is the god damn story over yet? Or did their Shakespeare form ANOTHER Frost-ing rat or whatever the Frost Frank was?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/31/2009 06:43 AM

Then a single albatross circled the ship, hungrily eying Frank's Shakespeare out remains on the poop deck while thinking of how hard it was to find good processed gerbil these days...

Folken 129 4
07/31/2009 06:58 AM

Out of the blue, the Shakespeare started to move by itself, looking for the other parts of the Shakespeare on the deck, and started to join into a large pile of moving Shakespeare...

Bob Monkeypimp ($5 a Chimp) 460 0
07/31/2009 07:29 AM

The Shakespeare started to merge with the metal from his cage and Frank was reformed as Mecha-gerbil...

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/31/2009 07:39 AM

...and was immediately run over by a 16 wheeler.

Yellowalien 11 3
07/31/2009 07:59 AM

The 16th wheeler was driven by Sarah Palin, who was going to a clay pigeon shooting contest.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
07/31/2009 10:45 AM

This is why we can't have nice things...

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
07/31/2009 11:04 AM

Then Michael Jackson Died. He choked on a six year old.

Bob Monkeypimp ($5 a Chimp) 460 0
07/31/2009 11:22 AM

Michael Jackson's corpse then magically transformed into Frank the gerbil...

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/31/2009 11:25 AM

But suddenly, and magically, the 6 year old turned into a 16 wheeler and ran him over.

X BOX Red Nipples of Death 2,207 7
07/31/2009 11:53 AM

What?

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
07/31/2009 11:57 AM

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten more Facebook shares.

Closet Friend 7,665 11
07/31/2009 12:09 PM

...and that's when Richard Gere came...

Folken 129 4
07/31/2009 12:33 PM

all over Michael Jackson's corpse, and then...

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/31/2009 01:39 PM

If you were paying attention, Michael Jackson turned into a gerbil and then was run over by a 16 wheeler.

Folken 129 4
07/31/2009 02:12 PM

If you were paying attention, I said Michael Jackson's CORPSE, it doesn't matter if it's gerbil-shaped...

Asshat Deluxe 11,439 21
07/31/2009 02:15 PM

What about Michael Jacksons ass and a gerbil?

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
07/31/2009 02:26 PM

Hey everybody, I heard Michale Jackson is dead!

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
07/31/2009 02:32 PM

He choked on a six year old, turned into a gerbil and was run over by a 14 wheeler followed by Richard Geere splogging his goo on the corpse or something like that. Come on Shemp, get with the Frost-ing program.

Anyway, back to the story...

Richard Geere then filmed it and posted it on youtube.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
07/31/2009 02:33 PM

Or Gere, whatever.

Make my Ravos grow! 63,472 21
07/31/2009 02:35 PM

Also, 16 wheeler.

Also, twice.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
07/31/2009 02:39 PM

I'm here for the gang bang.

Folken 129 4
07/31/2009 02:43 PM

get in line

Chix is in da house 286,621 61
07/31/2009 03:29 PM

The office space horse make me laugh till I cry.

Mothcleaner 4,106 10
07/31/2009 03:35 PM

The office space horse make me laugh till I cry.

You could post it a hundred times in this thread, and it's still be funnier than the current line of fagjackery.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
07/31/2009 10:21 PM

You should have named the gerbil Geddy Lee, because that guy sounds exactly like what I would imagine a singing gerbil to sound like.

Dogs Akimbo 211,597 32
07/31/2009 11:18 PM

Suddenly, there came a knock at the door.

P*H*L*A 131,068 34
07/31/2009 11:36 PM

"Ah, I'm just a dolphin ma'am."

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,348 4
07/31/2009 11:37 PM

... so we looked out the peephole and all hid behind the couch.



No leave the TV on or he'll notice it went off!

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
07/31/2009 11:37 PM

He opened the door and saw this sweet little thing:

Manhole 21,656 29
07/31/2009 11:39 PM

Hi! um... would you care for a Twinkie?

Dicen que phla's aburrido... 131,068 34
07/31/2009 11:53 PM

Looks more like a ho-ho if you ask me.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/01/2009 12:19 AM

Those titties are dangerous!

Must have expired milk in them!

Pudding Pops the Rhymnocerous 1,379 9
08/01/2009 12:23 AM

THAT WAS A HORRIBLE STORY! I HATE LIVING HERE!

*slams door crying*

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/01/2009 12:11 PM

THE END.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/01/2009 12:29 PM

THANK CHRIST!

Bob Monkeypimp III 460 0
08/08/2009 08:29 AM

Spacka 2.0's been Frost-ing horse-corpses again..

Bob Monkeypimp III 460 0
08/08/2009 08:30 AM

At least he's given the babys anus's a rest.

iTweetMyself 5 4
08/08/2009 10:50 AM

Macka turns me on..


.. is that wrong ?

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/08/2009 12:39 PM

iTweetMyself

um, so, can I watch you tweet yourself?

sounds like it might hurt. You double jointed or something?

Ali Legend is a fag with a HUGE COK 844 7
08/08/2009 06:52 PM

Haiii I wanted to contribute to the Frost-ing story, but I guess you wankers had to piss all over the hypothetical parade and ruin the fun for all those immature enough to genuinely want to participate in such an article on a comedy site.

Faggots.

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 6,348 4
08/08/2009 09:52 PM

... and then a huge tornado, full of rusty razor blades and poisonous lions with rabies, shot from the heavens and seemed to prick the earth for just a second as it touched down and eviscerated the single residence where a fag with a huge coke was dwelling until that point.

funnybroad12345 22 5
08/08/2009 10:08 PM

so he poured the coke all over the intruder.

Ali Legend is a fag with a HUGE COK 844 7
08/09/2009 04:47 PM

UNFORTUNATELY T3H INTRUDER WAS ALL MUTATED AND CRAP SO WHEN THEY POURED COKE ON HIM HE BECAME STRONGER AND FASTER AND ALL AROUND BETTER!!!!!!11one111!!shift+1!!!!