Chix is in da house 286,621 61
07/31/2009 03:01 PM

Biden to Professor: " Here, pull my finger"

Folken 129 4
07/31/2009 03:05 PM

Professor to Obama: "Yo dawg, dis iz da Shakespeare!"

Pants 14,252 17
07/31/2009 03:05 PM

Michelle is really going to be pissed seeing Obama playing footsie with Biden.

Pubah 56,833 18
07/31/2009 03:27 PM

Prof Gates to Prez;
"I got arrested for a PBR? Where's the OE?"

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
07/31/2009 03:43 PM

It looks to me like the professor is re-telling the story, and Obama and Biden are laughing as he says...

"...and then I told him, your mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with JOB. NOW TAKE THESE Frost-ing CUFFS OFF ME"

steamy stool 235 4
07/31/2009 04:23 PM

Cop: You're the leader of the free world and this is the nicest patio furniture you can get?

Mighty Kind 36,177 48
07/31/2009 04:38 PM

Cop to self: "I should have just shot his ass"

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
07/31/2009 04:45 PM

Biden to Obama: You got a three?

Obama to Biden: Go fish.

Fratberry 283,033 53
07/31/2009 04:56 PM

Most awkward game of quarters ever.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
07/31/2009 04:58 PM

Biden: I only came cause I knew Ogden Nashes would be here.

Now where are all the 40's, weed and dirty nigga bitches I expected to see?

The Mailman 176,464 56
07/31/2009 05:10 PM

Professor and policeman: "We're meeting the president and his sidekick today. They are important people, so we'll wear our nicest suits and buy new ties for the occasion. We won't take our jackets off the whole time, so we'll look good and sharp on the pictures."

President and vice-president: "We're meeting those two guys today that were in the news recently. It will essentially be a publicity stunt for the press, so we'll sit in the garden with them for a while and drink beer. We will take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves, so we'll look cool and casual on the pictures."

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
07/31/2009 06:35 PM

Policeman (to professor): Do you think we'll accomplish anything today, or is this basically a publicity stunt and photo op?

Professor (to policeman): Who cares, bro? FREE. BEER!

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/01/2009 01:39 PM

Biden: "Rock beats scissors"

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
08/01/2009 01:49 PM

And here we see The VP, showing the others how Father Mullrooney taught him to play quaters in the rectory back when Biden was an alter boy.

Later behind closed doors, Biden showed Obama how he and Father Mullrooney used to play 'Hide the Bishop" behind the alter, after mass.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
08/01/2009 02:24 PM

Cop: If I keep this expression on my face the whole time, I just know they'll cast Clive Owen in the movie!

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0 Thinks to self
08/01/2009 03:14 PM

Obama: Now I got a racist cop in my back yard and I can't bitch slap him because press is everywhere, that will teach me to keep my damn mouth shut.

Closet Friend 7,665 11
08/01/2009 03:22 PM

Joe Biden: "So let me get this straight - Paddy, Uncle Tom and the President are knocking back a few brewskIS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?!?"