Thud 53,122 10
08/03/2009 04:19 AM

Don't let the warts gross you out.

Manhole 7,878 8
08/03/2009 04:27 AM

What's that smell?

Whistler P. McManus 141,675 23
08/03/2009 04:56 AM

Asshat, do you ever get repeat customers?

Pubah 47,451 11
08/03/2009 05:03 AM

Num num num num, buurbbbbbbbt, num num num...

The High Priestess 48,990 13
08/03/2009 05:09 AM

Why is it green?

Bill the Squirrel 25,535 8
08/03/2009 05:11 AM

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 2,009 3
08/03/2009 05:17 AM

(sniff sniff) Tuna?

Macka 2.0 1,465 2
08/03/2009 05:21 AM

This was funny to me.

The Mailman 130,838 14
08/03/2009 06:00 AM

Stupid things to say during oral sex.

Weren't you raised not to talk with your mouth full?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,980 4
08/03/2009 06:28 AM

"Hey, Mom..."

Manhole 7,878 8
08/03/2009 06:33 AM

What's your favorite color?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,980 4
08/03/2009 06:41 AM

"I gotta come clean. I cheated on you."

Bill Clinton 1,935 11
08/03/2009 06:45 AM

"Thats right baby, I'm gonna blow all over that blue dress your wearing," was probably the dumbest thing I ever said.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 59,705 11
08/03/2009 07:05 AM

Have I ever shown you my impression of Madam giving a blow job?

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/03/2009 08:38 AM

honey, could you bring me some more peanut butter?

Lord Biffington 177 3
08/03/2009 09:52 AM

down boy! down!

TomServo 3,733 5
08/03/2009 10:54 AM

You sure this is how we get the holy water father?

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/03/2009 11:22 AM

Ny nongue sninches name oun (my tongue stitches came out)!


I have Necrotizing periodontal disease.



Should I be tasting Shakespeare right now?

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/03/2009 11:23 AM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,980 4
08/03/2009 11:25 AM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

What's wrong with that?

Chix is in da house 238,139 14
08/03/2009 02:03 PM

That reminds me, how's your father?

Mighty Kind 7,204 7
08/03/2009 05:55 PM

STOP!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 5,980 4
08/03/2009 05:58 PM

HAMMER-TIME!

KChikita Banana Box 50,447 11
08/03/2009 06:01 PM

"Didn't you shower this morning?"

Gleeeem 224 1
08/03/2009 06:15 PM

Why don't you take your dentures out Grandma, I like that smooth feeling.

Disco Bob 2,239 5
08/04/2009 12:09 AM

"what happens if I pull this string?"

Disco Bob 2,239 5
08/04/2009 12:57 AM

"Don't call me gay, your the one sucking dick"

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/04/2009 02:13 AM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

What's wrong with that?

Nothin; unless you don't wanna lose your woman.

3somes never workout for long.

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
08/05/2009 12:43 AM

You taste just like your sister!

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
08/05/2009 12:51 AM

She's a lot tighter though...

Whistler P. McManus 141,675 23
08/05/2009 12:52 AM

"My dick doesn't taste like Shakespeare, does it?"

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
08/05/2009 12:58 AM

While still a foot away:

I can't breathe!

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 7,945 6
08/05/2009 01:03 AM

"It's called a hummer, Dad, not a talker. Now get back to work"

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
08/05/2009 01:08 AM

Autra wins.

relty 0 1
11/04/2009 01:43 PM

You could've asked if you needed to borrow my razor. Oh well.. At least I won't have to floss in the morning.

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/04/2009 07:55 PM

Shut up. There are starving children all over the world who would kill to do this for a candy bar.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/04/2009 08:19 PM

"And remember Billy, you don't tell a soul or Big Bird will die."

The Aristocrat 182 2
11/05/2009 07:25 AM

I don't remember eating corn.

Yuoaman 98 1
11/05/2009 04:24 PM

The infection hasn't spread too far, so you should be fine...

Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/06/2009 12:47 PM

"Your dick tastes like the dogs ass, you pervert!"

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/14/2009 05:04 AM

Num, num, num, num, Buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpt

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/24/2009 07:33 AM

How's your acid reflux?

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/24/2009 07:34 AM

Your Dick Tastes Like Dog's Ass

How would you know?

hairy punkin pie gal 5,676 7
11/24/2009 08:34 AM

Don't forget to warn me before...blurbblurbblurb, yaaaaackk.

Emerson!

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
11/24/2009 09:16 AM

Honey, do you know Dirty Sanchez?

The momb 192 2
11/24/2009 08:06 PM

Am I supposed to blow it up first?

Whistler P. McManus 141,675 23
11/24/2009 08:25 PM

"I bet if I yodeled, we'd get an echo in here."

Miss Trixxie's cuming up behind you 64,479 13
11/25/2009 12:20 AM

"Here's your 00000.2 second warning"

Pants 12,163 13
11/25/2009 12:26 AM

"Are you going to eat that?"

Pudding Pops the Rhymnocerous 938 5
11/25/2009 12:36 AM

I have to pe-
op, nope, never mind, I'm okay.

Cyberjar88 308 4
11/25/2009 12:42 AM

Reminds me of hummus...

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,425 10
11/25/2009 12:46 AM

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!