|
|
|
My ex did that WAY better than you!
|
|
|
Like This? Rate It!
|
|
Funny
2 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835709
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Funny
5 votes
3.2
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835710
Thud
08/02/2009 11:19 PM
Don't let the warts gross you out.
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835711
Manhole
08/02/2009 11:27 PM
What's that smell?
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835713
Whistler P. McManus
08/02/2009 11:56 PM
Asshat, do you ever get repeat customers?
|
|
|
Funny
4 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835714
Pubah
08/03/2009 12:03 AM
Num num num num, buurbbbbbbbt, num num num...
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835715
The High Priestess
08/03/2009 12:09 AM
Why is it green?
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835716
Bill the Squirrel
08/03/2009 12:11 AM
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
|
|
|
|
|
Funny
22 votes
3.8
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835718
Macka 2.0
08/03/2009 12:21 AM
This was funny to me.
|
|
|
Funny
8 votes
3.6
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835719
The Mailman
08/03/2009 01:00 AM
Stupid things to say during oral sex.
Weren't you raised not to talk with your mouth full?
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835723
Manhole
08/03/2009 01:33 AM
What's your favorite color?
|
|
|
|
|
Funny
7 votes
3.2
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835725
Bill Clinton
08/03/2009 01:45 AM
"Thats right baby, I'm gonna blow all over that blue dress your wearing," was probably the dumbest thing I ever said.
|
|
|
Funny
6 votes
3.2
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835730
Straw Trekkin Across the Universe
08/03/2009 02:05 AM
Have I ever shown you my impression of Madam giving a blow job?
|
|
|
Funny
3 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835757
Mr.Coffee
08/03/2009 03:38 AM
honey, could you bring me some more peanut butter?
|
|
|
|
Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835760
Lord Biffington
08/03/2009 04:52 AM
down boy! down!
|
|
|
|
Amusing
3 votes
1.3
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835763
TomServo
08/03/2009 05:54 AM
You sure this is how we get the holy water father?
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835771
peoriagrace
08/03/2009 06:22 AM
Ny nongue sninches name oun (my tongue stitches came out)!
I have Necrotizing periodontal disease.
Should I be tasting Shakespeare right now?
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835772
peoriagrace
08/03/2009 06:23 AM
One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835773
Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot
08/03/2009 06:25 AM
One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?
What's wrong with that?
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835779
Chix is in da house
08/03/2009 09:03 AM
That reminds me, how's your father?
|
|
|
Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835791
Mighty Kind
08/03/2009 12:55 PM
STOP!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835795
KChikita Banana Box
08/03/2009 01:01 PM
"Didn't you shower this morning?"
|
|
|
|
Funny
3 votes
3.3
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835801
Gleeeem
08/03/2009 01:15 PM
Why don't you take your dentures out Grandma, I like that smooth feeling.
|
|
|
Funny
8 votes
3.2
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835873
Disco Bob
08/03/2009 07:09 PM
"what happens if I pull this string?"
|
|
|
|
Funny
3 votes
3.3
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835879
Disco Bob
08/03/2009 07:57 PM
"Don't call me gay, your the one sucking dick"
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1835896
peoriagrace
08/03/2009 09:13 PM
One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?
What's wrong with that?
Nothin; unless you don't wanna lose your woman.
3somes never workout for long.
|
|
|
Funny
1 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836121
A Marinating Sash
08/04/2009 07:43 PM
You taste just like your sister!
|
|
|
|
Funny
1 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836127
A Marinating Sash
08/04/2009 07:51 PM
She's a lot tighter though...
|
|
|
|
Funny
2 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836129
Whistler P. McManus
08/04/2009 07:52 PM
"My dick doesn't taste like Shakespeare, does it?"
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836132
Reverend Dave Rodriguez
08/04/2009 07:58 PM
While still a foot away:
I can't breathe!
|
|
|
|
Hilarious
7 votes
4.2
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836133
Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member
08/04/2009 08:03 PM
"It's called a hummer, Dad, not a talker. Now get back to work"
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1836135
A Marinating Sash
08/04/2009 08:08 PM
Autra wins.
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848237
relty
11/04/2009 08:43 AM
You could've asked if you needed to borrow my razor. Oh well.. At least I won't have to floss in the morning.
|
|
|
Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848252
Randall Cleveland
11/04/2009 02:55 PM
Shut up. There are starving children all over the world who would kill to do this for a candy bar.
|
|
|
Hilarious
5 votes
4.4
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848255
Piquantrax Pie and Football
11/04/2009 03:19 PM
"And remember Billy, you don't tell a soul or Big Bird will die."
|
|
|
|
Funny
1 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848334
The Aristocrat
11/05/2009 02:25 AM
I don't remember eating corn.
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848350
Yuoaman
11/05/2009 11:24 AM
The infection hasn't spread too far, so you should be fine...
|
|
|
|
0 votes
0.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1848476
Lorenzo Duke
11/06/2009 07:47 AM
"Your dick tastes like the dogs ass, you pervert!"
|
|
|
|
Funny
1 votes
3.0
/live?func=new_user&msgid=1849304
Pubah In Your Pudding
11/14/2009 12:04 AM
Num, num, num, num, Buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpt
|
|
|
|
Share on your site: