Thud 66,695 17
08/02/2009 07:19 PM

Don't let the warts gross you out.

Manhole 20,243 26
08/02/2009 07:27 PM

What's that smell?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/02/2009 07:56 PM

Asshat, do you ever get repeat customers?

Pubah 54,895 17
08/02/2009 08:03 PM

Num num num num, buurbbbbbbbt, num num num...

The High Priestess 58,193 29
08/02/2009 08:09 PM

Why is it green?

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
08/02/2009 08:11 PM

I'm sorry, what was your name again?

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,234 21
08/02/2009 08:17 PM

(sniff sniff) Tuna?

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/02/2009 08:21 PM

This was funny to me.

The Mailman 174,473 52
08/02/2009 09:00 PM

Stupid things to say during oral sex.

Weren't you raised not to talk with your mouth full?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,338 4
08/02/2009 09:28 PM

"Hey, Mom..."

Manhole 20,243 26
08/02/2009 09:33 PM

What's your favorite color?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,338 4
08/02/2009 09:41 PM

"I gotta come clean. I cheated on you."

Bill Clinton 3,656 30
08/02/2009 09:45 PM

"Thats right baby, I'm gonna blow all over that blue dress your wearing," was probably the dumbest thing I ever said.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 95,470 36
08/02/2009 10:05 PM

Have I ever shown you my impression of Madam giving a blow job?

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/02/2009 11:38 PM

honey, could you bring me some more peanut butter?

Lord Biffington 181 5
08/03/2009 12:52 AM

down boy! down!

TomServo 3,752 7
08/03/2009 01:54 AM

You sure this is how we get the holy water father?

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/03/2009 02:22 AM

Ny nongue sninches name oun (my tongue stitches came out)!


I have Necrotizing periodontal disease.



Should I be tasting Shakespeare right now?

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/03/2009 02:23 AM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,338 4
08/03/2009 02:25 AM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

What's wrong with that?

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
08/03/2009 05:03 AM

That reminds me, how's your father?

Mighty Kind 35,418 48
08/03/2009 08:55 AM

STOP!

Alarm Clock the Pretired Robot 6,338 4
08/03/2009 08:58 AM

HAMMER-TIME!

KChikita Banana Box 124,276 89
08/03/2009 09:01 AM

"Didn't you shower this morning?"

Gleeeem 226 4
08/03/2009 09:15 AM

Why don't you take your dentures out Grandma, I like that smooth feeling.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
08/03/2009 03:09 PM

"what happens if I pull this string?"

Disco Bob 4,322 8
08/03/2009 03:57 PM

"Don't call me gay, your the one sucking dick"

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/03/2009 05:13 PM

One tongue is not enough; where's your best friend?

What's wrong with that?

Nothin; unless you don't wanna lose your woman.

3somes never workout for long.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/04/2009 03:43 PM

You taste just like your sister!

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/04/2009 03:51 PM

She's a lot tighter though...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/04/2009 03:52 PM

"My dick doesn't taste like Shakespeare, does it?"

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
08/04/2009 03:58 PM

While still a foot away:

I can't breathe!

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,533 11
08/04/2009 04:03 PM

"It's called a hummer, Dad, not a talker. Now get back to work"

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/04/2009 04:08 PM

Autra wins.

relty 1 4
11/04/2009 03:43 AM

You could've asked if you needed to borrow my razor. Oh well.. At least I won't have to floss in the morning.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/04/2009 09:55 AM

Shut up. There are starving children all over the world who would kill to do this for a candy bar.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/04/2009 10:19 AM

"And remember Billy, you don't tell a soul or Big Bird will die."

The Aristocrat 2,850 15
11/04/2009 09:25 PM

I don't remember eating corn.

Yuoaman 123 6
11/05/2009 06:24 AM

The infection hasn't spread too far, so you should be fine...

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/06/2009 02:47 AM

"Your dick tastes like the dogs ass, you pervert!"

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,895 17
11/13/2009 07:04 PM

Num, num, num, num, Buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpt

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,895 17
11/23/2009 09:33 PM

How's your acid reflux?

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,895 17
11/23/2009 09:34 PM

Your Dick Tastes Like Dog's Ass

How would you know?

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/23/2009 10:34 PM

Don't forget to warn me before...blurbblurbblurb, yaaaaackk.

Emerson!

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
11/23/2009 11:16 PM

Honey, do you know Dirty Sanchez?

The momb 212 4
11/24/2009 10:06 AM

Am I supposed to blow it up first?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/24/2009 10:25 AM

"I bet if I yodeled, we'd get an echo in here."

Miss Trixxie's cuming up behind you 65,014 14
11/24/2009 02:20 PM

"Here's your 00000.2 second warning"

Pants 14,213 17
11/24/2009 02:26 PM

"Are you going to eat that?"

Pudding Pops the Rhymnocerous 1,273 9
11/24/2009 02:36 PM

I have to pe-
op, nope, never mind, I'm okay.

Cyberjar88 916 8
11/24/2009 02:42 PM

Reminds me of hummus...

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/24/2009 02:46 PM

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!