Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/04/2009 01:02 PM

That's my campaign photo - I'm running for PTA president.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
08/04/2009 01:04 PM

Lung cancer?!?

Pshh, my lungs look the same as they did the day I got them drawn on.

steamy stool 235 4
08/04/2009 01:09 PM

Shakespeare, lost in the woods again with nary a mortal in sight to quench my hunger for brains. I'm certain to starve to death and become... uhhh, undeadier?

Chix is in da house 286,621 61
08/04/2009 01:16 PM

Like I always say, Nothing says minimum-wage-for-life like a neck tattoo full body zombie tattoo.

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
08/04/2009 01:19 PM

Billy hoped that the bears would think he's been dead a long time and pass him by.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/04/2009 01:54 PM

WOW, what happened to Eminem?

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
08/04/2009 02:00 PM

For some reason, the Blair Witch didn't bother Damion at all on his camping trip.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
08/04/2009 02:42 PM

"I like tuhtulls."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/04/2009 02:59 PM

It's been done before, dude. With more class and a fabulous hairstyle.

Pants 14,252 17
08/04/2009 03:02 PM

After nearly a decade of propaganda, the FTC has decided that "The Truth" project has finally over stepped their bounds and has banned their newest ad that claims smoking will turn you into the undead.

Gleeeem 226 4
08/04/2009 03:08 PM

I don't think the Army's new "Emo-flage" is working.



"I've been waiting for Buffy for hours. When is the bitch going to get here?"

X BOX Red Nipples of Death 2,207 7
08/04/2009 03:29 PM

Madonna readies for her tour with Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/04/2009 03:30 PM

You can't see the forest for the zombies.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
08/04/2009 03:56 PM

Holy Shakespeare! Dad?

Laptop Larry 20 3
08/05/2009 04:39 AM

michael jackson spotted in neverland forest...

another419junky 9 3
08/05/2009 05:28 AM

Damn forest, never any decent toilets around!