A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 2,009 3
08/09/2009 06:35 AM

Your bosses secretary left it there when she was negotiating a raise.

Dicen que phla's aburrido... 103,296 13
08/09/2009 06:42 AM

Bobbing for urinal cakes.

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/09/2009 06:43 AM

I think somebody obviously doesn't understand the concept of getting head.

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 5,980 4
08/09/2009 06:43 AM

If you stick your hand down in the drain hole of the urinal and then feel upwards with your fingers, you'll feel a tiny keyhole. This unlocks the urinal so the janitor can access the back of it where all the extra soap, toilet paper, and hand towels are stored. Someone must have been trying to pick it with the bobby pin. You can take my word for it, or next time you're in there you can dig around and find it yourself. Ask someone for help if you can't find it at first.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 71,101 8
08/09/2009 07:03 AM

Clearly, someone in your office has a detachable penis.

And didn't spring for the velcro model.

Bill the Squirrel 25,508 8
08/09/2009 08:28 AM

I'm thinking it has something to do with a disruption in the time/space continuum.



You see, in an alternate reality, the designers of the building made that a woman's bathroom. A lady was using a toilet in this said alternate reality. When the disruption occurred, a small window opened and moved the bobby pin to this reality.


You think you're curious, I bet that chick is wondering why she has a urinal cake stuck to the side of her head.

Juan Campos 1,151 3
08/09/2009 09:39 AM

Come on, don't tell me I'm the only one that uses bobby pins to hold unruly pubes in place.

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 5,980 4
08/09/2009 06:21 PM

C'mon Juan, no excuse for that with modern technology.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 2,009 3
08/09/2009 07:00 PM

Hey Alarm clock, do you know where I can fill out an application for that job? Looks like a job I could really get my tongue into!

alas, its probably via senority so as a new employee, I'd probably get the fatties!

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 71,101 8
08/09/2009 08:00 PM

Man, the redhead must be thrilled to have friends like those. She looks positively svelte by comparison.

In other words, dibs.

Bill the Squirrel 25,508 8
08/10/2009 12:35 AM

I'm really disappointed that no one liked the time/space continuum thing! And the soccer moms, bad form whoever did that. If I find out who you are, I am going to come over to your house, pick your lock, and empty all the ice cubes out of your refrigerator.



Anyone got a bobby pin?

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 2,009 3
08/10/2009 01:03 AM

In other words, dibs.

you can have her, I want to drown in the folds of love of the other 3!

Pubah 47,449 11
08/10/2009 04:14 AM

Lawnmower guy made me salivate

The whale circus made me die just a little inside

Millie 107,051 10
08/10/2009 07:00 AM

Don't get all excited. Do you work with any conservative or orthodox Jews? Some guy probably had a yalmulke on his head and one of his bobby pins fell off. Those things don't stay there on their own, you know.

Juan Campos 1,151 3
08/10/2009 08:45 AM

I'm really disappointed that no one liked the time/space continuum thing!

Well, I certainly found it "amusing"...kekekeke

Juan Campos 1,151 3
08/10/2009 08:48 AM

I'm sorry, once again I'm extremely intoxicated.

Count Ravos 34,380 10
08/10/2009 04:39 PM

I am going to come over to your house, pick your lock, and empty all the ice cubes out of your refrigerator

Truly a fate worse than death.

Chix is in da house 238,110 14
08/10/2009 05:26 PM

I could care less about the bobby pin, but:

My bladder was angry and it was taking out its aggressions on nearby organs.

That, sir, is pure poetry in that it exactly decribes how I've often felt but failed to put it into words.

Mr Crabs 276 3
08/10/2009 06:15 PM

It was conveniently left there so you'd have something to pick your teeth with while you stared at the wall. I also enjoy the free gum I often find in the urinal at my place of work. Saltay!

Phuc 231,348 13
08/10/2009 06:41 PM

The only free thing in our bathroom are these hockey-puck sized mints.

Closet Friend 3,984 5
08/10/2009 08:37 PM

Perhaps it came from the marketing department...

One of the cleaning ladies probably dropped it in there hoping that you would use it to improve your aim...

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 5,980 4
08/10/2009 09:11 PM

One of the cleaning ladies probably dropped it in there hoping that you would use it to improve your aim...

How's that? If he couldn't see the pink cake or the hole, how could he see a bobby pin? Or did you mean he should use it to clip his pecker to the inside of the urinal? 'Cause that's almost insulting.

Closet Friend 3,984 5
08/11/2009 12:29 AM

...If he couldn't see the pink cake or the hole, how could he see a bobby pin?...

[/looks left][/looks right] How were you able to post?

KChikita Banana Box 50,428 11
08/11/2009 12:51 AM

Why do they make urinal cakes pink anyway? Wouldn't blue be more appropriate? Hell, even red!

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 71,101 8
08/11/2009 12:57 AM

The ones in my office's bathroom are all a deep, rich brown.

Either somebody's making the coffee too strong, or Bob from accounting has been Shakespeare-ing in the urinals again.

The Infant in Infantry 979 4
08/11/2009 02:56 PM

What a relief when the guy paseed it! He probably figured it'd be stuck up there for days.

Disco Bob 2,237 5
08/11/2009 11:47 PM

Either somebody's making the coffee too strong, or Bob from accounting has been Shakespeare-ing in the urinals again.

Frost I've been caught!

Moe Lester 5 2
08/12/2009 12:36 AM

You sure you were'nt taking a piss in one of the ladies bathroom sinks ?

Starshine*) 2 1
08/16/2009 09:02 AM

I believe it might have been the guy down one office from you, he wears a toupee and I bet he borrowed one from his wife to keep it in place since it was new on his head, so he felt secure with a bobby pin.

mielke 1,438 3
08/23/2009 06:00 AM

Obviously someone in your place of work isn't man enough to get the real
Prince Albert and opted for the clip on!




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing[list]

Pop me, I'm Knobby! 148 1
08/23/2009 09:24 PM

It was one of Robocops pubes...