After one show in small town Canada, two stand-up comics exit the bar. They look down in the snow and see a guy passed right out. One comic says "We have to move this guy or he'll freeze, the bars locked up what the hell are we going to do?" The other comic comes up with a great plan..."Hey let’s look for some I.D , we'll throw him in the back seat and give him a ride home." He couldn't walk a step and his speech was even worse. He was totally WASTED!! Finally after dragging this poor guy about a block the two reach the car and fold and load this guy in. They got the address and away they went to do the "Good Deed." The two dragged their Good Deed to the door and said to the guys wife, "We think he lives here?"
The woman was so grateful "Oh you brought my husband home, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!” As the two heroes were walking away....She yelled from the house, "Hey you guys didn't happen to see his wheelchair did you?” (This may sound like a joke but it really happened but the two comics didn't want to be mentioned.)
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