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As a Part time comic, I find myself in some pretty weird situations at times. In front of the stage sat a rather vocal table of about 10 people. They were there to celebrate a birthday. Fay, a local girl who works on a pig farm, was turning another year older. During my portion of the show, a woman walks of to the table with a huge box. They open it, and there was a birthday cake inside. It was about 2 feet long and a foot wide, covered in a rich white icing. Ohhh it looked great!! I stopped the show and led the crowd in a rousing chorus of ,"Happy Birthday,. Then someone came up with a great idea, Fay should give a piece of cake to everyone in the bar. The owner came out with a huge knife and Fay cut,no HACKED, into the cake. As the knife went through the cake, Fay said,, I don,,,t think it,,,s quite cooked,. Then it became obvious, this cake was made of ,"Pig Crap,. Hard stuff around a plastic bag of runny stuff. The cake exploded and was running all over the box it came in. The folks are looking up at me and saying stuff like,,Now thats Comedy. Having the worlds lowest gag response, I caught a whiff of this and well almost lost it right there on stage. I said, ,"Now thats something you won,,,t see on the Food Network.,
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