And now the link:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17607_5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell.html

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
08/12/2009 01:09 PM

You lost me at "55 Seconds".

reeceallenh 10 4
08/12/2009 01:15 PM

i dont come to this site for heavy reading

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23 puckers
08/12/2009 01:19 PM

How about for heavy petting?

funnybroad12345 22 5
08/12/2009 01:56 PM

heavy petting?

Add a dose of heavy lapping and you are on cowboy!

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
08/12/2009 02:26 PM

I think you should make a comic named Whistler and Millie about a faux-fag who uses his lisp and fife to try to coerce Millie into showing off or letting him play with her blouse jacks. Millie however always out maneuvers him by being quick of wit and fleet of tit.

For example:

Whistler: Oh Darling! The girls look divine today! The bra you are wearing must be absolutely fabulous!

Millie: Thanks Whistly, but I am not wearing a bra today.

Bug-eyed Whistler: I don't believe you, silly goose! You have to prooove it!

Millie: Okay close your eyes!

Millie pulls a bra out of her purse and dangles it between them: See!

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/12/2009 03:02 PM

Even the comic captions are too long to read.

subhuman 576 4
08/12/2009 03:05 PM

If I could read Cracked from work, I never would have ended up at this place.

Although I have to say the Printer Pranks here are worth the price of admission. I have had a "Do not discard this sheet" printout sitting on the printer for over 24 hours now. My spy on the other shift said he actually heard someone tell someone else not to throw it out.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/14/2009 08:21 AM

...may require use of your brain.


Thanks anyways, but I'll pass.

Chix is in da house 286,621 61
08/14/2009 09:23 AM

Whistler made a cracked link?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/14/2009 10:21 AM

The "Hathor the Cowgoddess" one reminded me of a "I make milk. What's your superpower?" bumper-sticker I saw yesterday. It puzzles me that a woman would think it's a good idea to challenge men to a contest involving body excretions.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/14/2009 06:10 PM

Women make lots more fluids then men! Saliva, mucus, milk, urine, mensturation, vaginal lube, cum, amniotic fluid, poop, and butt mucus.

Men can shoot liquids.

subhuman 576 4
08/14/2009 06:15 PM

Men can shoot liquids.

Women can too, if you tickle the Skene's gland right.