My New Euphemism
A comedy conversation
by Whistler P. McManus  186,130  44
08/13/2009 12:47 PM 742 views
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Inspired by my son Liam, who wanted to take a book with him when we left the house earlier today.
"Grab the Hobbit."
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Funny
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Hilarious
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214  34
08/13/2009 12:51 PM
"Grab the Hobbit."
Is that because it's hairy, half the size you'd usually expect, and has a ring?
No. Wait. Don't tell me.
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Chuckleworthy
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
08/13/2009 12:52 PM
Ive grabbed the hobbit so much, I now am court ordered to stay at least 500 feet away at all times. Which makes it really hard to piss.
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Funny
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subhuman 576 4
08/13/2009 12:56 PM
Just be gentle with the Baggins.
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Funny
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Mighty Kind 36,182 48
08/13/2009 01:05 PM
It can only be called the Hobbit if its a big hairy foot.
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Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
08/13/2009 01:08 PM
I usually hear 'swallow the worm' as I'm hung like a six year old
girl.
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Amusing
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steamy stool 235 4
08/13/2009 04:55 PM
My hobbit is happiest when in his hobbit hole.
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Hilarious
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Thud 68,511 19
08/13/2009 05:48 PM
My hobbit is happiest when in his hobbit hole.
Doesn't that mean you like to
Nah, too easy.
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/13/2009 06:45 PM
If you need me I'll be in the bathroom. I was "Inspired by my son Liam."
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Chuckleworthy
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KChikita Banana Box 128,417 98
08/14/2009 08:13 AM
I'm extremely disappointed that this thread pops up AFTER I've forgotten my new witty euphemism.
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Chuckleworthy
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subhuman 576 4
08/14/2009 10:42 AM
this thread pops up
Are you sure that wasn't it?
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