Unknown Duck 530 6
08/13/2009 05:17 PM

Can I make it 101?

Pubah 56,837 18
08/13/2009 05:20 PM

No fisting stories. But Lobstah, if I were 20 years younger...

I are Nipples 2,207 7
08/13/2009 07:43 PM

No fisting stories. But Lobstah, if I you were 20 years younger...

Dicen que phla's aburrido... 131,068 34
08/13/2009 08:27 PM

I want to fist you in the face. But in a nice way.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/13/2009 11:18 PM

My brother once stuck his arm up another boy's bum.

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/13/2009 11:53 PM

He's even got the shirt to prove it;

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/14/2009 09:12 AM

I don't have any stories, I was hoping you'd post some video, you know, for medical purposes and all.


just saying

Bean 8,602 19
08/14/2009 03:52 PM

If you want to get technical, then provided you gave birth vaginally, you also got headed, shouldered, armed, legged, torso'd, and feeted.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
08/14/2009 04:15 PM

Here's a whole book of fisting stories.

Probably NSFW

steamy stool 235 4
08/14/2009 05:35 PM

Here's a whole book of fisting

A whole book on how to fist? What do you need a whole book for? Fist goes in the vagina, pleasure achieve. Done. And now you know.

I just saved you from reading and you have some extra spending cash. Now that's what I call a deal.

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 6,348 4
08/14/2009 05:40 PM

All I'm saying is...

I are Nipples 2,207 7
08/14/2009 05:49 PM

He's even got the shirt to prove it;

Gotta love the team work there.

The Infant in Infantry 1,071 8
08/14/2009 10:14 PM

Really with the cervical exams, it's two fingers. The fisting comes in when you (or your wife, if you're just along for the bloody ride) develops a postpartum haemorrhage, the doctor puts his hand in the air, asks for the attendant to bring him the "sterile sleeve" and proceeds to put his fist in past the elbow to mash the uterus against his other hand on the outside of her abdomen in a vain attempt to keep all the blood from squirting up from the vejayjay, around his arm all the way up to his armpit. No points taken off if either of you faint from it. Or at least that's what the nurses said afterward.

Dicen que phla's aburrido... 131,068 34
08/14/2009 10:19 PM

Dude.

No one asked.

subhuman 576 4
08/14/2009 10:23 PM

Childbirth is nothing to sneeze at. Women and children shouldn't be allowed anywhere near it.

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 6,348 4
08/14/2009 10:30 PM

Really with the cervical exams, it's two fingers.

That doesn't make any sense. Wouldn't that be like sticking a pencil through a hula-hoop or trying to paint the side of a skyscraper with a fine-tipped pen?

Pram 80,728 42
08/15/2009 10:12 AM

Hey Alarm Clock, this guy wants to play too.

Pram 80,728 42
08/15/2009 10:13 AM

Hey dudes, sorry I'm late... What'd I miss? Want a finger infection?

Alarm Clock, Carpentier's Robot 6,348 4
08/15/2009 11:45 AM

That burnt like eating Eskimo Poe in the deep-freeze.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/15/2009 11:44 PM

Some guy just got here, and already he has a pic of me in an incriminating t-shirt?


Good work, kid!

Straw Trekkin Across the Universe 98,019 37
08/15/2009 11:57 PM

When I was in the hospital, about to give birth, my sweet accomodating personality was what led me to being okay with inexperienced nurses with those stupid extra long fingernails sticking their hands up my hoo ha so they could gain experience with knowing how a cervix dialated X centimeters would feel like. Okay, there was only one nurse with stupid extra long fingernails, but there were definitely multiple people who wanted to learn cervix protocol at the expense of my birth canal. I might have looked back on it with more civic pride if it werent for the fact that my cervix decided to only open so far and then say "yeah, that's enough, I'm done" so that my alternative was to be gutted like a fish and my lovely daughter birthed that way.*





*not really advocating the theory that extra long fingernails result in more c-sections, more like bitchy ramblings at 1 am.

The Earl of Bli Bli 59 4
08/16/2009 08:55 AM

Why are you so dignified? You were all once shoved face first through a vagina...

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
08/16/2009 09:17 AM

Once?

Dude. You really need to get out more.