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I've been away from Live so long that I nearly forgot it's called Live now. Anyway, it's great to be back, fellow Stewers.
As some of you know, I recently got married and went to Hawaii for my honeymoon... so you're probably expecting a hilarious story about an upcoming divorce. But I'd rather discuss bank machines.
In Hawaii, a bank machine I went to allowed the withdrawal of coins! And bills of all sorts! For example, if I knew the porn was going to cost $13.76, I could withdrawal $13.76 to pay for it!
Is it like this where you live? Around here, I can only withdrawal multiples of $20, since most machines only distribute $20 bills. For example, if I know the lube is going to cost $6.24, I withdrawal $20 to pay for it (and spend the rest on porn).
Sure, no one uses cash to pay for things anymore, what with credit cards, debit cards, debit credit cards, and various RFID chips I've been implanting in your bodies while you sleep. But it's the principle!
I'm seriously considering moving to Hawaii for the savings. I mean, every time I want to withdrawal a penny, I'll save $19.99.
I think the only way these bank machines could get any better is if my card was linked to someone else's account, but I challenge you to come up with some other ATM approvements that will amaze me as much as seeing nickels - nickels! - coming out.
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Brubert 763  11
08/14/2009 01:53 PM
Those are slot machines, honey. Now go take a nap.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
08/14/2009 02:01 PM
In Hawai'i, you get spiced ham out of the ATMs.
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subhuman 576 4
08/14/2009 02:05 PM
RFID chips? The ER said it was a Thermos bottle.
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The Mailman 176,464 56
08/14/2009 02:12 PM
I withdrawal $20 to pay for it
You misspelled "I withdraw Al; $20 to pay for it."
(Fag.)
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
08/14/2009 02:16 PM
For example, if I knew the porn was going to cost $13.76, I could withdrawal $13.76 to pay for it!
Nearly fourteen bucks for porn, Bob? What, is the exchange rate from the Triganic Pu that bad these days?
Or is the tentacle-and-probe stuff just that much more expensive?
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KChikita Banana Box 128,417 98
08/14/2009 02:20 PM
You are forgetting the $3 "Stick it in my ass, please" Service Fee usually charged by ATM's.
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Mighty Kind 36,182 48
08/14/2009 02:22 PM
One that would spit out the number of a hooker who would work for the amount you just withdrew would be nice, or frightening if it lets you withdraw a penny.
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subhuman 576 4
08/14/2009 02:26 PM
One that would spit out the number of a hooker who would work for the amount you just withdrew would be nice, or frightening if it lets you withdraw a penny.
Not everyone is in it for the money. Some people enjoy their work.
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Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/14/2009 02:42 PM
For example, if I knew the porn was going to cost $13.76, I could withdrawal $13.76 to pay for it!
13.76!? I guess the internets there is pricey.
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steamy stool 235 4
08/14/2009 03:52 PM
Sure Hawaii has sweet bank machines, but can it produce a presidential birth certificate?
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The Infant in Infantry 1,071 8
08/14/2009 10:05 PM
You are forgetting the $3 "Stick it in my ass, please" Service Fee usually charged by ATM's.
Wow! Didn't know your prices were so reasonable, Kchiki!
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