Hello World!
My name is Anh, and I would like for you to journey with me on my tale of self-discovery. Sounds boring? Well how about from a guy who thinks he's the Antichrist? Yeah. Read on.
Instead of throwing biblical quotes at you, I'll just paraphrase what I think I remember about this Antichrist dude. From now on, I'll just refer to him by his true name, Anh.
Anh is supposed to be rising around this time of the century, and seriously shake up the world. This curiously coincides with when those wacky Mayans predicted the world as we know it will end December 21, 2012. Maybe Anh will be the cause of this big event, or maybe I am just suffering from paranoid delusions.
Anh is also supposed to be androgynous. If you have never seen an androgyne, refer to this picture I Googled.
This Picture I Googled.
I was playing around with my new camera phone last week, and I happened to snap this eerily similar picture of myself:
Since you can immediately see the similarities, it would be silly to state the obvious. However, for those who are weak of sight, it looks like my left side (facing out) is about to nag the right side and talk about its feelings, while my right side only wants to play Wii and sleep. Yeah, I'm as close to that thing as you're going to get.
For further proof, I turn to some data I didn't make up. Anh is associated with the number 666. My 18th (6+6+6) birthday was on the sixth of the sixth month of two thousand six (6/6/06). This was also the day that I graduated from a high school named Damascus, which sounds like a good place for the Antichrist to come from.
Also, if you take the letters S-C-R-I-T out of Antichrist, what do you get? Anh.
So here I am, Zug community, on the bowels of the internets. A place where poop jokes, dead babies, gay bears, lesbians, and John Hargrave all coexist in e-Harmony. Yes, here I am, patiently trying to figure out how to ruin Christmas in 2012.
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