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Gay Card
A comedy article by Pop me, I'm Knobby! 169 4
08/16/2009 07:42 PM 837 views

I was walking down the street, out to buy some new earphones when I was stopped in my tracks by a bunch of kids, one of which shouted
"Oi mate, you've dropped your gay card."
To my shame I fell for this, however I did manage to claim back some of my dignity when I bent down and picked up the imaginary card and said
"There must be some mistake, this has got YOUR name on it - and a picture of your dad raping you."
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Joey Hargrave 3,887 30
08/16/2009 08:42 PM

Awesome article knob-popper, definitely front page stuff. Totally what the new zug needs. Can't wait to feature this on the main page.

 

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John Manslave 169 4
08/16/2009 08:56 PM

You had me at "I was walking."
Everyone should rate this one highly and not just because it's hilarious, we need more Gaycards on ZUG.