Get Rich Quick Schemes
A comedy conversation
by HUNK OF MEAT  61  3
08/18/2009 09:19 AM 683 views
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Step 1: Purchase 15-20 anal vibrators
Step 2: Put Ads p EVERYWHERE selling the worlds best anal vibrator for $20
Step 3: once you accumulate about 1000 orders sell the ones you have and send a letter and check for $20 to all the people who you didn't have vibrators for. MAKE SURE YOU PUT THE WORLDS BEST ANAL VIBRATOR IN THE SUBJECT LINE!
if you got a mere $20 check in the mail for the worlds best anal vibrator would you really caShakespeare? I wouldn't. If 200 people do cash the check and you get 1000 people wanting it you still get $16,000.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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BillyP 53,270  54
08/18/2009 09:40 AM
You won't be saying that when you get your check in the mail.
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Nachos 57,521 23
08/18/2009 11:03 AM
Awesome. Now all we need is someone to make a film and incorporate that into the script.
I bet it would be hilarious.
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4 has been had again.
08/18/2009 11:06 AM
God damnit you're good Detective Nachos.
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subhuman 576 4
08/18/2009 12:09 PM
I knew I'd heard that plan somewhere before.
I didn't want to mention because I didn't remember if I had fallen for it or not...
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HUNK OF MEAT 61 3
08/18/2009 12:17 PM
are you serious
i hate getting lied to.
my friend just told me this taking credit or it and i thought it was worth relaying.
Oh well guess im going to look like an Emerson until this post goes away
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Funny
6 votes
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/18/2009 01:16 PM
Bump.
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Funny
2 votes
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Lupie 26,981 11
08/18/2009 01:45 PM
Bump.
Nice.
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Hilarious
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/18/2009 02:45 PM
HUNKAMEAT has only been here thirty-five minutes and has already managed to trigger his initiational ass-reaming session.
...the first one anyway, well done sir or madaam.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Lupie 26,981 11 stands in line with a fence post (fencing included)
08/18/2009 04:40 PM
It's been over 2 years since I've given an ass reaming. Could I go next?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Nachos 57,521 23
08/18/2009 05:03 PM
Ass-reaming has been banned since the great Live non-aggression pact of 2009.
The bad kind anyway.
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Funny
2 votes
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/18/2009 06:16 PM
...aanyway, I'll start:
Hunkameat, you're smelly and stupid and your mother wears army boots.
Also, I Frosted your mother.
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Thud 68,511 19
08/18/2009 07:28 PM
I initially figured that he sold anal vibrators.
Good work Nachos.
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Funny
1 votes
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subhuman 576 4
08/18/2009 07:46 PM
Hey, do any of you guys carrying out this ass-reaming want to buy an anal vibrator?
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mielke 1,482 6
08/18/2009 09:19 PM
I don"t need one as I am married and "she's" all riding my ass!!
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Millie 116,988 28
08/18/2009 11:32 PM
I still don't understand how this scheme works. I guess I'm no Bernie Madoff.
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Funny
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/19/2009 01:13 AM
...don't worry about it, it essentially hinges on the same principle that makes men feel all weird about buying tampons and why that Fat Lane chick has to pretend to be a party planner to justify buying eight birthday cakes a week.
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