What's Goin' Anh? 11,108 14
08/18/2009 12:09 PM

You can't tell from the scale of the picture, but those are actually Ferris wheels holding her up.

knee pop ninja 326 7
08/18/2009 12:13 PM

Ma'am; I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have contracted the flesh eating bacteria. The good news is that you've only got twenty years to live.

subhuman 576 4
08/18/2009 12:23 PM

"Somebody stop her! She just ate a kid and stole his bike!"

Shell Belle 76,640 24 sings
08/18/2009 12:40 PM

"Fat girl on a little bike. Fat girl on a little biiiike!"




Yes, I saw Tommy Boy. But if you understand that reference, that means you did too. So quit judging me!

KChikita Banana Box 124,281 89
08/18/2009 01:27 PM

I love you, Shell.

I are Nipples 2,207 7
08/18/2009 04:02 PM

Fat daughter.

Thud 66,695 17
08/18/2009 07:01 PM

If you listen closely you can hear the spokes screaming.

mielke 1,480 5
08/18/2009 09:33 PM

She can not breath....not do to poor cardio condition but more so because the seat is in her throat!!!

Thud 66,695 17
08/18/2009 09:37 PM

Sarah Palin - The Teenage Years

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/18/2009 10:59 PM

I'm glad you guys are enjoying making fun of her. That's real nice.

What you don't know is that like her mother, she has a glandular problem.

That's right, it's Bridget.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
08/19/2009 09:56 AM

I hope she didn't inherit her mother's gas, then. Because if that girl farts, the bike is going to shoot four feet into the ground.

And if it busts a water line, I can't fathom how you'd explain it to those 'Dig Safe' people.

Mr Crabs 301 7
08/19/2009 10:07 AM

With Lance Armstrong dropping out of the Tour De France, Susan Boyle senses a new opportunity for fame and fortune.

Mr Crabs 301 7
08/19/2009 10:09 AM

It could be worse...she could be wearing a skirt.

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,234 21
08/19/2009 07:09 PM

The thing that amazes me is that the shocks are holding up on that bike and the air is still in the tires.

Bet it takes that fat bitch awhile to get over that stone behind the back wheel.

And when she does, she'll grind it to dust!

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
08/20/2009 09:38 AM

Sponsored by Krispy Kreme and McDonald's, it's the XXXXL Games.

mielke 1,480 5
08/20/2009 10:41 AM

Oh man who I ever like to goo on her "gunt"!!!

Juan Campos 1,173 4
08/20/2009 10:44 AM

Sorry, mielke, but not too many people here speak broken English fluently.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
08/20/2009 10:45 AM

Maybe he's typing with a Scottish accent.

Anybody speak Connery around here?

mielke 1,480 5
08/20/2009 10:54 AM

Susan Weeble wobbles but she don't fall down

mielke 1,480 5
08/20/2009 10:58 AM

Juan Campos
08/20/2009 10:44 AM

Sorry, mielke, but not too many people here speak broken English fluently.


My bad I asked the voices to slow down but who am I but a host !!!




Proof read.....dually noted lol

Neophyte 9,942 10
08/20/2009 12:14 PM

...noted both of 'em huh?

Analog 9,387 18
08/20/2009 12:59 PM

lol - That's funny, putting a engine on a bike so small..

Gonzo 20,504 16
08/21/2009 08:16 AM

Analog, I seriously doubt that she's a Native American(tm).

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/22/2009 01:05 AM

Dad was so proud that his little girl could finally ride with out her training wheels.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
08/22/2009 01:15 AM

Analog
08/20/2009 12:59 PM
lol - That's funny, putting a engine on a bike so small..


My guess is that it's used to power the hydraulic jack they've hidden in the bike's frame to support Miss Tubby.

mielke 1,480 5
08/22/2009 01:23 AM

So that's how they paved roads in the 30's and 40's

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/25/2009 08:19 PM

Sadly, Pop me, I'm Knobby!, aka Bob Monkeypimp would still Frost that.

Pants 14,213 17
08/26/2009 08:54 PM

"Oh poop." Margaret thinks to herself as she see the sign with the bridge's weight limit.