The Mailman 176,464 56
08/19/2009 11:12 AM

Finally, a new person on ZUG!

Not only that, but a new person that isn't shy and doesn't feel obligated to lurk for two months before making their first post to announce their arrival! Hurray!

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
08/19/2009 11:16 AM

If only we could get him to post in a single block of text, with various spelling and grammatical errors.

Then we'd have something, boy!

Chance 171,275 14
08/19/2009 11:20 AM

This should go over well.

Bob the wonder-bot 18 3
08/19/2009 11:20 AM

So is that a win or a fail?

Mr Crabs 305 7
08/19/2009 11:20 AM

Stay positive Bob. That wonder job is out there.
You need to know...95% of us are on Zug all day at work.

Crackalacka 68,758 11
08/19/2009 11:21 AM

I think they really like you.

Mr Crabs 305 7
08/19/2009 11:36 AM

Bob's da man.

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/19/2009 12:29 PM

Welcome to Zug. Great article, but you should have split it into 3 or 4 parts. Oh, and next time, add some pictures. John loves pictures.

Bob the wonder-bot 18 3
08/19/2009 12:34 PM

ok thanks.

Only problem, no cameras allowed at work. It's one of those places

Crackalacka 68,758 11
08/19/2009 12:36 PM

It's one of those places

A movie theater that shows only porn?

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
08/19/2009 12:45 PM

It's one of those places

A pre-fab garage wrapped in duct tape where you get stabbed in the eye with knitting needles?

I are Nipples 2,207 7
08/19/2009 02:57 PM

It's one of those places

The women's bathroom at Wal-Mart?

subhuman 576 4
08/19/2009 03:03 PM

It's one of those places

A brothel catering to Congressmen and Cabinet members?

You can have my job, if you want it, Bob. I'm able to screw around on the Internet for hours and hours at a time. Call your Army recruiter to find out how.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/19/2009 03:16 PM

I just noticed that you are from Ohio. Figures.

Thud 68,511 19
08/19/2009 06:29 PM

( I was a sewer pipe sailor,...

Most people just call them turds.

Lupie 26,981 11
08/19/2009 07:20 PM

Dear sir,

You will find that the people who frequent this site are just mean.

I'm sure there are much nicer comedy websites you can visit.

Love always,
Lupience

Lupie 26,981 11
08/19/2009 07:36 PM

Hello again, Bob,

I was troubled that I suggested you seek other comedy sites, and to make

amends, did some searching for these "nicer" comedy sites. Seeing as

you are a man of the fine American military- I feel you deserved a

little help finding some of

these sites. If I can be of further assistance please let me know.

Love always,

Lupience

A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/19/2009 07:47 PM

bubble head

They have THOSE in the navy? I thought I had to find them on the streets in the seedy parts of town.

So, who's head did you bubble up and down on?

MungChamp 35,891 35
08/19/2009 08:22 PM

Hi Bob,

I think you just need a little guidance. Try this and if that doesn't help, try this.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/20/2009 08:19 AM

Hilarious article man! I gave it 5 zugmuffins! The part where you said you lost your job had me roflcopter like a mother!

Bob the wonder-bot 18 3
08/20/2009 08:21 AM

Sorry I cannot tell you whos head I bubbled up adn down on. That information is classified. lol

Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome. I'm having a blast so far.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/20/2009 08:35 AM

Yeah, sorry about that. From one n008 to another, welcome. I hope you like pie, cause I baked you a delicious one.

Bob the wonder-bot 18 3
08/20/2009 08:45 AM

Thanks I Love pie, especially this kind.

Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/20/2009 08:58 AM

Huh, I've never heard of framed pie.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/20/2009 09:06 AM

A framed hairy pie at that...

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/20/2009 11:18 AM

Oh, Harro.