Brain Farts
A comedy conversation
by Bob the wonder-bot  18  3
08/19/2009 01:50 PM 709 views
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So I am sure that out of all the people here that I am not the only person that played D&D or stuff growing up, and for those of you who didn't, well this is still damn funny I think.
Anyways, we were on our adventure, and had just finished a major fight, where one of our players was badly wounded. Our GM allowed us to use basic first aid to help people some if the healer was unavailable or something, and so one of the guys decided to ask for some help. I guess we weren't paying enough attention, because he eventually became very loud.
Now what he wanted to say was..."Could someone cauterize my wounds?"
But what he actually said was...
"HEY! COULD SOMEONE SODOMIZE MY WOUNDS?"
Hilarity ensued
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Funny
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Funny
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Neophyte 9,956  11
08/19/2009 02:01 PM
Pictures or it didn't h...oh, nevermind.
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Amusing
1 votes
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subhuman 576 4
08/19/2009 02:40 PM
He wasn't Frosted up enough already?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Pants 14,252 17
08/19/2009 04:58 PM
4 Strength 4 Stam Leather belt AHHHGGG!
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Amusing
1 votes
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steamy stool 235 4
08/19/2009 05:10 PM
I didn't play D&D, but stuff, now that was right up my alley.
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Funny
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A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 11,439 21
08/19/2009 07:01 PM
D&D?
Dumb & Dumber?
Dicks & Dorks?
DipShakespeares & Dillweeds?
Dung & Dumps?
Dopes & Dykes?
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Funny
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Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/20/2009 07:40 AM
I'm wearing boots of escaping! I'm wearing boots of escaping!
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Side-splitting
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/20/2009 06:18 PM
I never played D&D as a kid; but have as an adult. It is enjoyable. I actually like to play lots of games. I'm very good at them too.
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Funny
1 votes
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Pubah 56,837 18
08/21/2009 12:03 AM
I was a Risk kid...never got into the D&D...
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Millie 116,988 28
08/21/2009 12:09 AM
My brothers and their friends used to play D&D when we were growing up. They stopped letting me play because I "didn't take it seriously enough".
Jerks.
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Funny
4 votes
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Pubah 56,837 18
08/21/2009 12:20 AM
You refused to wear a Witch Hat?
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Chuckleworthy
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/21/2009 02:17 AM
Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
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Hilarious
1 votes
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/21/2009 02:33 AM
Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
I cast a spell upon your arm, and you dump your ale onto an extremely large and oafish man.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Pubah 56,837 18
08/21/2009 07:42 AM
Runs from the thread, screaming...
Witches, Burn Them All!!!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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peoriagrace 6,166 11 sung to the tune Band on the run
08/21/2009 05:20 PM
man on the run, man on the run, man on the run, man on the run
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Amusing
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Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
08/21/2009 05:23 PM
I see you have an open wound there. Would you like for me to cauterize it?
Ladies?
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/22/2009 03:57 AM
Boo, Dogs, just boo.
Ok it's funny, in a I have to groan along with the laughter.
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