An open letter to the y Chromosome.
A comedy conversation
by BillyP  53,270  54
08/19/2009 08:55 PM 658 views
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Dear Y Chromosome,
Thank you. Thank you very much for catching a ride with the fastest swimmer. Thank you for being smart enough to get to the front of all those other sperm. "Shakespeare", if you weren't as fast as you were, I'd be less than a memory. I'd be in that flush my momma did in the bathroom to clean up after porking my dad. But above all that, "Thank you for making me a guy."
Oh sure, the x chromosome has its pluses. The power to dominate the y chromosome, an infallible logic that cannot be beaten(even if they are wrong), and boobs.
But, the y chromosome, the pros definitely outweigh the cons. To start with, "I've got a penis!" How great is that? Second, if I'm wrong, I don't have to admit it. Third, you have granted me the power of, "Hey beautiful, I'm tired, could you get me a beer?"
Thank you again, from the bottom of my heart.
Bill the Squirrel
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Thud 68,511  19
08/19/2009 09:08 PM
Oh, and thanks a whole lot for the male pattern baldness thing. Saves me money on hair care products.
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Hilarious
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34 lobs a softball for whoever's paying attention...
08/19/2009 09:18 PM
Why, with all those good things about Y, I can barely remember what X is for, anyway.
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Funny
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subhuman 576 4
08/19/2009 09:37 PM
I like the Y chromosome so much, I got two of them.
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Thud 68,511 19
08/19/2009 09:50 PM
X is for X ...
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Side-splitting
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
08/19/2009 10:04 PM
Attaboa, Thud!
And Bill, just to be clear on how human genetics works, women have two X chromosomes, while guys get one of each. So you do, in fact, also have a X chromosome.
Fag.
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Hilarious
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BillyP 53,270 54
08/20/2009 07:51 AM
And Bill, just to be clear on how human genetics works, women have two X chromosomes, while guys get one of each. So you do, in fact, also have a X chromosome.
Zolton, if in fact you had read my drunken rambling, you would have noticed that I was blathering on about the y chromosome catching a ride with a sperm. And if you are so clear on genetics, you realize that the womans egg has the X chromosome. So, to make a long rant short, "No Shakespeare".
Fag.
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Chuckleworthy
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Mighty Kind 36,182 48
08/20/2009 08:03 AM
NERD FIGHT!
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KChikita Banana Box 128,417 98
08/20/2009 08:03 AM
Ooo, you questioned The Great Zolton! You're gonna get it now!
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Hilarious
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BillyP 53,270 54
08/20/2009 08:08 AM
What's he gonna do? Turn me into Tom Hanks and get me a job at a toy factory?
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/20/2009 08:12 AM
boobs
I've seen men with boobs. Like that Disco Bob guy.
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Chuckleworthy
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
08/20/2009 08:55 AM
Zolton, if in fact you had read my drunken rambling...
Sorry, you lost me there.
Again.
As usual.
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Amusing
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
08/20/2009 01:16 PM
I've seen men with boobs. Like that Disco Bob guy.
If I had boobs I'd never leave the house.
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Chuckleworthy
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Juan Campos 1,173 5
08/20/2009 01:31 PM
If I had boobs I'd never leave the house.
Which is why you post on Zug.
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