A Summer Sweaty Ass......HAT 2,009 3
08/21/2009 05:13 AM

Why the hell did they spend all that money developing a machine to do it?

Because your career isn't supposed to be enjoyable, certainly not THAT enjoyable!

Redwing 1,928 10
08/21/2009 05:14 AM

Christ, what kind of condoms are they testing, horse condoms?

mielke 1,438 3
08/21/2009 05:55 AM

To truly test these condoms the receptive end of the machine should have a 90 deg. swivel to simulate the female "NO" response......i wanna know that the condom is going to withstand the impact with her thigh.

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/21/2009 11:11 AM

Watching John with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It would never get drunk and hit him or say it was too busy to spend time with him. Of all the would-be fathers that came over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only thing that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

Fin.

Bob the wonder-bot 18 1
08/21/2009 03:40 PM

Christ, what kind of condoms are they testing, horse condoms?


No that is just for the extra-small sized condom. Someday maybe I can wear the extra-small version.

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
08/21/2009 06:39 PM

When Bumblebee told Starscream to go Frost himself. He took it literally.

Mighty Kind 6,904 7
08/21/2009 07:56 PM

She can't take much more of this, Captain!

mielke 1,438 3
08/31/2009 02:32 AM

I wonder which guy got the job of testing all day .....and how one guy could spit that much!

redrockriot 61 1
09/13/2009 05:14 AM

I'm just a love machine.. and I won't work for nobody but u!

I are Nipples 2,111 5
09/14/2009 01:28 AM

Christ, what kind of condoms are they testing, horse condoms?

With that tiny thing?

MungChamp 22,134 16
09/14/2009 04:40 AM

Manhole works tirelessly on his next Secret Santa project.


...Now to add the MP3 player.

Millie 106,665 10
09/14/2009 07:00 AM

At the tampon factory, we had a little machine where we tested the strings on the tampons, and it tested something else, too. I worked there five years ago so I can't remember. We had to test them twice every hour. We'd take five off the line and put them in the machine and record the results.

Pants 12,134 13
09/15/2009 04:02 AM

They really wouldn't need a machine like that if women would just shave once in a while. Come on ladies, we've all seen what a pin can do to a balloon.

Dude, Where's My Lobstah? 9,725 9
09/15/2009 05:19 AM

That's not two robots. That's AC masturbating.

cycoivan 7,770 5
09/15/2009 05:57 PM

I wonder if it has to promise not to get any hydraulic fluid in your hair or face before it can be used

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,830 4
09/15/2009 05:59 PM

I wonder if it has to promise not to get any hydraulic fluid in your hair or face before it can be used

Who would want a machine to lie to them too?

Dogs Akimbo 157,832 11
09/15/2009 06:33 PM

Ah, I remember when I was younger and could test twice every hour.

cycoivan 7,770 5
09/15/2009 06:35 PM

Who would want a machine to lie to them too?

Lying - It's not just for humans anymore!

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 9,725 9
09/16/2009 11:21 PM

Ah, I remember when I was younger and could test twice every hour.

I am younger, and would like someone to test me twice every hour.

HINT HINT