Accidental Death
A comedy article
by PorterHouse Steak  477  4
08/21/2009 09:10 AM 976 views
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This prank was really Frosted-up, but it was funny at the time.
Back when my friend and I were still in high school we decided to prank his girlfriend. Now at the time, my friend was really bad with girls, so he decided to have an ,"Online, relationship with a girl that was across the country. He was 16 and she was 14 and apparently she had really pissed him off at that time. So after a few beers and a few shots, I came up with the prank to make his girlfriend think that he had died. Now he had told her everything about me and such a bad driver I was (since I totaled my first car the second day I had my license and my friend was in the car with me), so I call up his girlfriend and very delicately informed her that we had gotten into a accident and that my friend (who we will call Andrew) was seriously injured and in the Emergency Room suffering from internal bleeding. Well, come to find out that his girlfriend (we will call her T) was on a bible study trip with the rest of her church,,,s youth group. As soon as I told her the status of Andrew, she was hysterical (Andrew and T had never met in person ever), instantly she put her mom on the phone with me, I was surprised since I didn,,,t know her mom was with her. Now her mom was hysterical, and I felt kind of bad and wanted to tell her that it was all a joke, but we were a little Frosted-up from the drinks. So I informed T,,,s mom that I would check back in on Andrew and call her to update her on his status. After I hung up the phone, Andrew and I went back to drinking some more. I let a few hours pass before I decided to call T back. So I dial her number and some lady answers that I don,,,t recognize from the voice. She informs me that she is the church youth group leader and that she has everyone ,"praying, for Andrew and a quick recovery. Now I felt REALLY bad and knew I was going to hell, but man was I Frosted-up. I ask the church leader if I can speak with T, who came to the phone trying to talk through tears, I started giving her the ,"update, (I had started this prank and had to finiShakespeare), so I told her that Andrew had passed away just a few moments ago. Suddenly the other end of the line went silent, then I hear T,,,s mom on the phone, she asks me what I told T because she had just fainted and was lying on the ground. So I tell T,,,s mom that Andrew had just passed away, I hear her voice telling everyone around her of what had happened, now I really know I,,,m going to hell. Finally I tell her mom that I want to speak with T, who was still passed out. Finally they get T awake and on the phone with me. I first tell her that I am very sorry for this situation and that it is all my fault (her thinking that I,,,m talking about the accident), she yells at me saying that she hates me for killing her boyfriend and then hangs up. I try to call her back to tell her it was a prank, but no one answers. So the next day my friend Andrew calls her number and T,,,s mom answers. Andrew then proceeded to explain to her that it was a prank and he was really ok. After a lot of yelling and screaming at us from both T and her mom telling us how Frosted-up we were for pulling this prank on them while trying to enjoy a church trip, finally we get off the phone with them and it hits us. We are defiantly going to hell for this prank which started with fooling one girl and turned into pranking an entire church group on a youth trip.
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
2.0
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
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Hydrant-monkey 9,888  23
08/21/2009 09:12 AM
See that key that says 'Enter'? You could hit that every now and again... it won't hurt.
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Funny
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Crackalacka 68,758 11 sighs
08/21/2009 09:25 AM
That's 93 seconds of my life I can never have back.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/21/2009 09:48 AM
Holy giant block of text, Batman!
I'll go blind if I try to read that. Sorry.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Juan Campos 1,173 5
08/21/2009 12:38 PM
I guess PorterHouse Steak probably views "yelling 'fire' in a crowded theater" and "forcible sodomy" as pranks as well.
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Amusing
2 votes
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mielke 1,482 6
08/21/2009 12:59 PM
I think the "joke" is not the content...but more to see would actually reads the whole thing!
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Funny
3 votes
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Brubert 763 11
08/21/2009 01:04 PM
If you are "defiantly going to hell" then you deserve what you get.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
08/21/2009 01:06 PM
"forcible sodomy"
Not forcible sodomy, "surprise sodomy!"
It's all about giving things the proper spin.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/21/2009 03:06 PM
"forcible sodomy"
Not forcible sodomy, "surprise sodomy!"
It's all about giving things the proper spin.
Don't you mean the proper spit?
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Funny
3 votes
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Macka 2.0 1,491 4
08/22/2009 12:53 AM
Who ever shared this on Facebook should have their account deleted.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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knee pop ninja 522 7
08/22/2009 08:29 PM
I just skipped down to the bottom to earn a zug. I'm not asking for a 5, but maybe just a 2 or so.
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Funny
1 votes
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Cantremember 658 7
08/23/2009 01:18 PM
Text wall, na na na na na na na na na na text wall.
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0 votes
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FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/24/2009 03:00 AM
I'm not sure, but I think I am bored
Kind of looks like a text bridge!
Ps - Macka, the share on facebook is probably by the idiot who wrote that 'article'.
I think I need to go to specsavers for an eye exam after the visual raping they just received.
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1 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/24/2009 04:08 AM
Don't ask me what that means. I'm just trying to impress the new girl (Weezy).
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0 votes
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FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/24/2009 04:43 AM
Don't ask me what that means. I'm just trying to impress the new girl (Weezy).
That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Funny
3 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/24/2009 04:48 AM
Speaking of warm and fuzzy, have you ever seen an old man's scrotum?
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PorterHouse Steak 477 4
08/24/2009 05:41 AM
if this is on facebook, how close to this prank is it? i do not have a facebook account, but my friend in the story does. it could be his, i would be interested if he put that story up there.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/24/2009 06:48 AM
Speaking of warm and fuzzy, have you ever seen an old man's scrotum?
Ye..No
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