Here's one about the sleeping comic. Taz and Tim, two very funny comics were traveling on a rather grueling leg of a road tour. Tim has a bad habit of getting into a car and falling asleep right away. He does not drive at all ,so the other guy has to do all the driving which I'm sure as you know can be pretty tiring, you need conversation to keep you sharp and awake.
Taz is whipping down the road 80 and 95 mph. 8 hours of looking at sleeping beauty and driving has passed. Taz had to do something to get Tim awake. They were coming up behind a Semi. As the two got closer Taz noticed that the truck was towing the cab(Tractor) of another truck. The front of the truck that was being to towed, was facing Taz's car. All the lights on it were in 4 way mode. Taz pulled up as close as he could to the front of this truck, both now traveling about 80 mph. Taz looked at the sleeping Tim, looked at the front of the speeding towed truck .....grabbed Tim by the arm with great force and yelled...." OH MY GOD, Tim LOOK OUT...WE'RE GONNA DIE !!!" Tim jumped awake faced with the front of a Semi, lights flashing, braced for impact and SCREAMING....AHHHHH. Then he realized what was going on...several words were exchanged with Taz. Then Tim said..."Oh Man thank God I'm wearing my dark brown pants.... but can we stop anyway?"
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