Slogans: Because KY Jelly is for butt love
An idea challenge
by I are Nipples  2,207  7
08/27/2009 11:07 AM 2644 views
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Day by day, we get slogans drilled into our brains. Let's show the fine people in marketing how it's done.
Rules:
-Pick an already existing company and/or product and/or/and something you think should have a slogan and doesn't.
-Come up with a knee slapper of a slogan
-Boobies
I'll get it started.
Comcast: It's Comcassrape!
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Chuckleworthy
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Pop me, I'm Knobby! 169  4
08/27/2009 11:11 AM
Commando Condoms - Cover me, I'm going in!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Nachos 57,478 23
08/27/2009 11:11 AM
That dog looks like it's in the advanced staging of cultivating a prolapsed rectum.
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Funny
11 votes
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Chance 171,220 14
08/27/2009 11:13 AM
I would so use that, if I had a dog.
Wait, I have a kid!
*Lightbulb*
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Marjod 1,942 9
08/27/2009 12:43 PM
Coca-Cola: Drink Coke, because insulin needles are pretty small nowadays.
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Chuckleworthy
7 votes
2.7
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/27/2009 01:34 PM
Crash Test, you don't squeal like a pig because it hurts, you squeal like a pig because here in Ohio, we learn about sex by Frost-ing pigs and then we can't get off without the squealing, gee, I don't know. Why would someone squeal like a pig?
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Amusing
2 votes
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Pubah 54,895 17
08/27/2009 03:48 PM
KY...
Now in tasty strawberry
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Amusing
4 votes
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Second Hand Piquantrax 972 9
08/27/2009 04:00 PM
"That baseball bat won't fit in her ass."
KYThink again
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
2.3
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/27/2009 05:24 PM
West Virginia: Because your sister really is that hot.
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Pubah 54,895 17
08/28/2009 10:15 AM
KY...Not just for GYN Fisting
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Funny
3 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/28/2009 12:36 PM
KY: it's the proper abbreviation for Kentucky.
I'm not good at these.
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
freezes up in a logic loop
08/28/2009 01:34 PM
Petroleum, KY
Can't... work... into... joke...
aaaggghhhh...
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 04:06 PM
Astroglide: Foreplay? What's that?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 04:10 PM
The Cleveland Roofies:
"Stealing home since 1972"
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 11:49 PM
Rhode Island: Land of 1,000... people.
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Funny
3 votes
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Pubah 54,895 17 Wants to name his Kentucky Hometown, "Use"
08/29/2009 01:36 PM
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Funny
3 votes
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peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/30/2009 03:19 PM
K-Y! Jelly for sandwiches.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/30/2009 09:12 PM
Coat Hangers: They're cheaper than condoms.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/30/2009 09:34 PM
Truck Nutz:
because sometimes a big-ass 4x4 isn't compensation enough.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
08/31/2009 11:01 AM
KY Jelly - Just because it doesn't stick on the way in, doesn't mean it won't stick on the way out..
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Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
08/31/2009 11:05 AM
War;
Ignorant
Wankers Apply Negative Takes
On Iraqi Liberation.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/06/2009 05:20 PM
That chick in the top photo is hot. What a shame about the Ayds.
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