Pop me, I'm Knobby! 148 1
08/27/2009 08:11 PM

Commando Condoms - Cover me, I'm going in!

Nachos 51,808 10
08/27/2009 08:11 PM

That dog looks like it's in the advanced staging of cultivating a prolapsed rectum.

Chance 168,281 11
08/27/2009 08:13 PM

I would so use that, if I had a dog.

Wait, I have a kid!

*Lightbulb*

Crash Test Dummy 3,605 7
08/27/2009 08:15 PM

Continuing on the K-Y trend...

mielke 1,438 3
08/27/2009 08:30 PM

Massengill because the only thing worse then being a douche bag is smelling like dead fish and ass!

mielke 1,438 3
08/27/2009 08:49 PM

Will make you last long enough that your wife wont call in a pinch hitter.

Marjod 1,938 4
08/27/2009 09:43 PM

Coca-Cola: Drink Coke, because insulin needles are pretty small nowadays.

Whistler P. McManus 141,665 23
08/27/2009 10:34 PM

Crash Test, you don't squeal like a pig because it hurts, you squeal like a pig because here in Ohio, we learn about sex by Frost-ing pigs and then we can't get off without the squealing, gee, I don't know. Why would someone squeal like a pig?

Pubah 47,451 11
08/28/2009 12:48 AM

KY...
Now in tasty strawberry

Second Hand Piquantrax 907 4
08/28/2009 01:00 AM

"That baseball bat won't fit in her ass."

KYThink again

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,500 9
08/28/2009 02:18 AM

Iran...Come for the Frankinsense and Murr.
Stay for the beheadings.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
08/28/2009 02:24 AM

West Virginia: Because your sister really is that hot.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,500 9
08/28/2009 02:34 AM

West Virgina, Moutain Momma, Take me home, my country road.....

Pubah 47,451 11
08/28/2009 07:15 PM

KY...Not just for GYN Fisting

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
08/28/2009 07:40 PM

KY... 'kay, why?

Whistler P. McManus 141,665 23
08/28/2009 09:36 PM

KY: it's the proper abbreviation for Kentucky.




I'm not good at these.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4 freezes up in a logic loop
08/28/2009 10:34 PM

Petroleum, KY

Can't... work... into... joke...

aaaggghhhh...

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/29/2009 01:06 AM

Astroglide: Foreplay? What's that?

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/29/2009 01:10 AM

The Cleveland Roofies:

"Stealing home since 1972"

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/29/2009 08:49 AM

Rhode Island: Land of 1,000... people.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/31/2009 12:19 AM

K-Y! Jelly for sandwiches.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
08/31/2009 06:12 AM

Coat Hangers: They're cheaper than condoms.

Mr.Coffee 807 8
08/31/2009 06:34 AM

Truck Nutz:
because sometimes a big-ass 4x4 isn't compensation enough.

Professor Fucksock 1,080 3
08/31/2009 08:01 PM

KY Jelly - Just because it doesn't stick on the way in, doesn't mean it won't stick on the way out..

Professor Fucksock 1,080 3
08/31/2009 08:05 PM

War;
Ignorant
Wankers Apply Negative Takes
On Iraqi Liberation.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,500 9
09/07/2009 02:09 AM

Announcer: Ayds will help you lose weig...What? They named the disease what? Oh, how unfortunate.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
09/07/2009 02:20 AM

That chick in the top photo is hot. What a shame about the Ayds.