Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 05:27 AM

Yes, my mom IS ugly. here's a list of other things that she is/has done that you haven't:

1)Seen a woman naked
2)Had sex
3)Given a woman an orgasm
4)Been funny.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/28/2009 05:39 AM

'Yo momma's so ugly, that when she goes out in the street blind kids cry.

Pop me, I'm Knobby! 169 4
08/28/2009 05:41 AM

I think you're talking about yourself fella, I've got a fiance, she has multiple orgasms when we have sex (your boyfriend's ex will tell you what they are) and you're about as funny as that wart on your Coleridge, no wait, that IS your Coleridge.

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 05:46 AM

Pop me, I'm Knobby!
08/28/2009 05:41 AM

I think you're talking about yourself fella, I've got a fiance, she has multiple orgasms when we have sex

Let me guess, I probably wouldn't know her, she goes to another school?

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
08/28/2009 06:47 AM

Your mama's so ugly I was able to hit it.

The Mailman 176,464 56
08/28/2009 07:50 AM

Yo momma's so out of touch, she is still making "yo momma" jokes in the 21st century.

Count Ravos 63,472 21
08/28/2009 08:37 AM

I think you're talking about yourself fella

Well played.

mielke 1,482 6
08/28/2009 08:49 AM

Your mother is so ugly that when i put a sack or her face to Frost her it burnt her ugliness into the sack.I have proof

Manhole 21,656 29
08/28/2009 08:54 AM

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma's so out fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Mr Crabs 305 7
08/28/2009 09:45 AM

She so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the Frost?!?!"!


She so ugly,she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork!

She'e more than ugly...she's fuggly!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
08/28/2009 10:00 AM

Your mama's so ugly she distracts people over the internet and makes them forget this is a Yo momma's so ugly thread.

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
08/28/2009 12:54 PM

Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

RaisinBean 151 4
08/28/2009 03:01 PM

There yo momma was, lying on soft white satin sheets. A Vampire appeared in the open window. He came to her side. He looked at her face, and bit the bed!

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 03:49 PM

Your momma's so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Manhole 21,656 29
08/28/2009 03:53 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly, even Dementors won't kiss her.

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/28/2009 04:01 PM

Your momma's so ugly, they names Hogwarts after her.

knee pop ninja 522 7
08/28/2009 05:09 PM

Yo momma is so ugly when she looks at a sundial, it runs backwards.

Yo momma is so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Yo momma is so black, when she touches charcoal she leaves fingerprints.

I have such a sad life, I am typing yo momma jokes from the 1980's.

Manhole 21,656 29
08/28/2009 05:25 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, when she see's a Boggart it turns into a treadmill.

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/28/2009 06:12 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly, she could be Bob Monkeypimp's

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/28/2009 07:02 PM

See, the thing about your mom is:
y'gotta tag it from behind on account of the horriffic, snaggle-tooth rat-face action goin' on.
Aside from that, she's a pretty good lay, just ask any man in the Tri-City Area

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/28/2009 07:02 PM

...that's how ugly your mother is.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
08/28/2009 07:46 PM

Yo momma's teeth are so snaggled she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

Yo momma's grill is so jacked she bit my car fender and the teeth marks spelled her name... in cursive.

Pants 14,252 17
08/28/2009 08:43 PM

Your Momma's so fat her back has a panniculus.

Manhole 21,656 29 googles panniculus
08/28/2009 09:42 PM

GROSS!!1