Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
08/28/2009 02:01 PM

Let's all throw in 5 bucks, to pay Whistler to get a design shaved into his back and post a picture on Zug.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/28/2009 02:11 PM

"6 was still too shook up and scared, 7 was in prison of course, so it was only 8 and 10 that showed up at 9's funeral at sea."

mielke 1,480 5
08/28/2009 02:23 PM

Is it just me,it looks as if this man has two asses.I wish he would wear his shorts on his upper ass instead.

RaisinBean 151 4
08/28/2009 02:39 PM

Red shorts.... $8.00

Having a special design shaved into your back hair..... $12.00

Teaching a future Hippie Klu Klux Clansman where to find driftwood for the crosses..........Priceless

For Everything else........

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/28/2009 06:07 PM

"Eight balls, get your eight balls here"

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/29/2009 01:11 AM

The numbers on the back representeach person's mental age.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
08/29/2009 03:09 AM

"Don't be afraid little boy, it's not really the sea... just the cuttings from my back hair..."

mielke 1,480 5
08/29/2009 03:22 AM

A Greek magic 8 ball...instead of shaking it you just rub his nipples!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2009 09:58 AM

Dinesh has a kid?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2009 09:58 AM

Yeah, yeah, I know - pot, kettle, whatever.

redrockriot 71 5
09/12/2009 08:33 PM

Since he was 8-years old, Tony always wanted to be like Wooly Willy and his wish came true!

I are Nipples 2,207 7
09/13/2009 04:26 PM

Welcome to the 2009 Celebrity Child Skipping Competition. Next up is number 8, Rosie O'Donnell!

TheVelveTurd 6,551 10
09/14/2009 10:50 AM

Pictured: A new add campaign by the NAACP aimed at dispelling the stereotype that black people look like apes.

Pants 14,213 17
09/14/2009 03:19 PM

The United States should definitely follow Brazil's lead on the branding of pedophiles.