Bill the Squirrel 25,387 8
08/28/2009 11:01 PM

Let's all throw in 5 bucks, to pay Whistler to get a design shaved into his back and post a picture on Zug.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,958 4
08/28/2009 11:11 PM

"6 was still too shook up and scared, 7 was in prison of course, so it was only 8 and 10 that showed up at 9's funeral at sea."

mielke 1,438 3
08/28/2009 11:23 PM

Is it just me,it looks as if this man has two asses.I wish he would wear his shorts on his upper ass instead.

RaisinBean 143 1
08/28/2009 11:39 PM

Red shorts.... $8.00

Having a special design shaved into your back hair..... $12.00

Teaching a future Hippie Klu Klux Clansman where to find driftwood for the crosses..........Priceless

For Everything else........

Unknown Duck 498 1
08/29/2009 03:07 AM

"Eight balls, get your eight balls here"

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/29/2009 10:11 AM

The numbers on the back representeach person's mental age.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 312 1
08/29/2009 12:09 PM

"Don't be afraid little boy, it's not really the sea... just the cuttings from my back hair..."

mielke 1,438 3
08/29/2009 12:22 PM

A Greek magic 8 ball...instead of shaking it you just rub his nipples!

Whistler P. McManus 140,962 20
08/29/2009 06:58 PM

Dinesh has a kid?

Whistler P. McManus 140,962 20
08/29/2009 06:58 PM

Yeah, yeah, I know - pot, kettle, whatever.

redrockriot 61 1
09/13/2009 05:33 AM

Since he was 8-years old, Tony always wanted to be like Wooly Willy and his wish came true!

I are Nipples 2,111 5
09/14/2009 01:26 AM

Welcome to the 2009 Celebrity Child Skipping Competition. Next up is number 8, Rosie O'Donnell!

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
09/14/2009 07:50 PM

Pictured: A new add campaign by the NAACP aimed at dispelling the stereotype that black people look like apes.

Pants 12,160 13
09/15/2009 12:19 AM

The United States should definitely follow Brazil's lead on the branding of pedophiles.