mielke 1,480 5
08/28/2009 05:56 PM

I usually say "I knew I shouldn't have had your mom pick the scabs!

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/28/2009 06:03 PM

I wouldn't know, I don't Frost hoars

Manhole 20,243 26
08/28/2009 06:19 PM

That's what you think.

Neophyte 9,942 10
08/28/2009 06:31 PM

I still haven't seen the three words I was hoping to see when I came in here which are:
1. malignant
2. aggressive
3. excruciating

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/28/2009 07:56 PM

"Sorry, crack pipes don't come with instructions to show which end is hot. That Shakespeare gets confusing after six or seven days."

Trae - New Mommy! 156,771 17
08/28/2009 08:07 PM

Yes, yes... this thread is all well and good but I'm still stuck on the "hoars" part....

Pants 14,218 17
08/28/2009 08:22 PM

This monster of a co-worker use to go around and offer food to people just so she could eat and "work" while in the office. The Frosted up thing is that the herpes infected beast would eat some of the food prior to offering it.
After noticing the blisters one day, and inquiring about them, I immediately informed everyone of her attempted biological attacks.

God, I Frost-ing hate people sometimes.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
08/28/2009 10:38 PM

I don't know. I don't Frost hoars.

Neither does anyone else. May I suggest a dictionary as well as spell check?

Hoar
Noun 1. hoar - ice crystals forming a white deposit (especially on objects outside)

However, if what appear to be ice crystals are forming a white deposit on the outside of your object, you may indeed have Herpes.

Unknown Duck 530 6
08/29/2009 12:30 AM

Hey "Smarty Pants", aka "I don't know how to use CAPS when entering my user name", put down the Webster's Dictionary your Grandma bought you for Christmas when you were twelve and get with reality;

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoar

Nice try though, loser.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
08/29/2009 01:28 AM

Not being a seventeen year old fat, video game playing, virgin, boy, I have no interest in the creative spelling and definitions of the Urban Dictionary.

As for not using CAPS, cakes and ale is both a line from a Shakespeare play as well as a saying denoting the "good life", not my name.

Twelfth Night Act 2, scene 3, 114-124

Manhole 20,243 26
08/29/2009 08:57 AM

This thread could use some boobies.

mielke 1,480 5
08/29/2009 09:04 AM

This thread could use some boobies.


Out of all the pictures Google has to offer you pick the twelve year old boobies to post a link too....and now the police man going to come lock my ass up cause i clicked the link.....thanks



stay tuned for my next post which will be something very funny about "tossed salad" from prison I am sure.

Pram 78,171 40 gently stuffs Neophyte with bamboo shoots
08/29/2009 09:05 AM

I still haven't seen the three words I was hoping to see when I came in here

Pram 78,171 40
08/29/2009 09:11 AM

After noticing the blisters one day, and inquiring about them

On the food?

Taco Murderface Murderface 61,959 36
08/29/2009 09:15 AM

This thread could have been funny, but instead it's devolved into whether "hoar" is a correct alternative spelling of "whore."

(It's not, by the way.)

Pop me, I'm Knobby! 169 4
08/29/2009 09:35 AM

I've got swine flu.

Juan Campos 1,173 4
08/29/2009 09:54 AM

I've got swine flu.

That's influenza A subtype H1N1 to you, mister!

Can't be offending the meatpacking industry, can we now?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2009 09:56 AM

Mr. Duck, just an FYI: Urban Dictionary is not a real dictionary. It's less a real dictionary than Wikipedia is a real encyclopedia. Don't use it to back yourself up when you hand in your term paper.


And the proper spelling is hoo-er.

Manhole 20,243 26
08/29/2009 10:02 AM

Ok Ok, this thread could use some REAL BOOBIES>*<.

Juan Campos 1,173 4
08/29/2009 10:05 AM

^SFW

Mr.Coffee 881 10
08/29/2009 02:51 PM

It's not a tumuh!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
08/29/2009 03:12 PM

I've got swine flu.

Bob, you can't get swine flu from Frost-ing hoars.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
08/29/2009 08:59 PM

Manhole, >*< is the closed starfish, which means work-safe.

is the goatse rectum, indicating not safe for work.


Topless teenage wizards would qualify as . Thanksyerapeach.