Neophyte 9,956 11
08/31/2009 08:22 PM

The I.N.R.I. stands for: I'm Nailed Right In.

mielke 1,482 6
08/31/2009 08:28 PM

I have a four year old,she likes my laptop this is why I sometimes miss the "G".I am sorry to those with O.C.D as I know that this prevent you from sleeping this evening.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/31/2009 09:17 PM

That's the best shot of the SuperBowl Prank I ever saw!!!!
I get it now, it's in morse code.

Redwing 3,887 30
08/31/2009 09:22 PM

I think the smokestacks in the background add a nice touch to the picture.

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
08/31/2009 09:54 PM

"Hey, I can see my house from up here!"

mielke 1,482 6
08/31/2009 10:09 PM

The I.N.R.I. stands for: I'm Nailed Right In.

Actually INRI is derived the the Latin word INRI which as you may or may not know means "little person".




Notice how as soon as you make it italics... poof it's Latin.

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
08/31/2009 10:11 PM

Fortunately, our Latin poof expert showed up.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 06:58 AM

"The economically sound Christ. Less timber, you could use roofing nails (cheaper), and less neck strain injuries from not having to look up as high. Down side: not as much wine when you poke him in the side."

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 07:03 AM

This is obviously made by some jealous ass Jews. Notice Moses is the only one of regular height. Who the Frost invited him anyways? Sorry Moses, you dirty sand digger, the Easter bunny is still not going to make manna eggs. That just wouldn't make sense.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
09/01/2009 08:19 AM

Midgets are ok, they have their short-comings though.

I can take them in my handbag or leave them to be honest.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
09/01/2009 08:28 AM

It's a repost but I though it appropriate.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 06:04 PM

Turd, I don't think there's anywhere you could post that where it would be innappropriate. That's the most awesome way to wipe your nose I've ever seen!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 06:11 PM

I think the smokestacks in the background add a nice touch to the picture.

Something had to give Midget Jesus those wacky Stretch Armstrong hands.

Mielke 1,482 6
09/01/2009 07:53 PM

Today while in the store I Shakespeare you not there was a midget!

I was waiting in the car and my wife and 4 year old went into the store.
They come out from the store and the first thing out of my wife mouth was "How do you explain midgets to a four year old".I then laughed my ass off before asking why.

They were standing next to him when Rachael(4) starts to laugh very hard and points at him and says "Mommy look at that little guy he is funny,and look at his big feet" then a fem moments after asks again.
"Mommy why doesn't that little boy have a mommy".

So we are in the car and Rachael is getting mad that we are laughing about it,Mommy try's to explain that those people are called midget.....I interrupt to correct her and say "little people",Julie continues to tell her they are "special grown ups that are kid sized,and there are not many like them in the world" to which I add "Ya which is why you should collect all six".

RaisinBean 151 4
09/04/2009 07:21 PM

I think the most awkward moment with a midget was when I almost stepped on a primordial Dwarf. You know what those are, right? those super small, teensy weensy tiny-ass mini-midgets? Anyway.. I am 6'7" and I walked into a convenience store to buy a Vault. I was crossing the aisle when I hear this high pitched shriek. I stop dead in my tracks and and look down.

There he was... a little 2 or 2 1/2 foot tall mini-midget. He looked up at me and said, "Sorry big guy. I thought I was a goner there for a minute. " I smiled and said "It's OK little guy. I understand. With these size 14's, you would have been." He laughed, reached up and shook my hand. He then waddled off. Yep. my first experience with a midget.

Asshats are falling from the trees! 11,439 21
09/04/2009 07:31 PM

Midgets....who doesnt like midets!

Is that like a Bidet?

Mielke 1,482 6
09/04/2009 08:51 PM

There he was... a little 2 or 2 1/2 foot tall mini-midget

At MC Donald's you "up size" to improve your combo....Midgets it's the opposite which means at 2 feet tall he is the Messiah of midgets.


Midgets are like TV's everyone should have one.