Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
09/01/2009 02:25 PM

Christ, that poor floppy woman must have spent half her adult life in labor. She's probably on her back in the stirrups in her driver's license pic.

Which is a good way to get out of traffic tickets, come to think of it.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 02:28 PM

That guy made the biological equivalent of a bald middle aged man over compensating by going out and buying a new Porsche.

LOOK AT ME! MY PENIS WORKS!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 02:30 PM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/01/2009 02:37 PM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne condoms.


Fixed!

Count Ravos 63,472 21
09/01/2009 02:39 PM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne condoms stocks, so he can prevent himself from going bankrupt.

Double fixed!

The Mailman 176,464 56
09/01/2009 02:42 PM

That woman is so fertile that even if she died in childbirth, I bet she'd still be able to pop out a new child every other year.

All the father would need is a big freezer to keep her intact in between babies.

Dead Pussy 224 5
09/01/2009 02:53 PM

I'm surprised that his "little swimmers" don't just fall out. I bet ya even kegels don't work for her anymore!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/01/2009 03:17 PM

Two reasons that they should stop having kids:

1) They ran out of real sounding "J" names a few kids ago. Jinger? Really?
2) Their son's wife is expecting also. That's not creepy at all. Imagine sharing a hospital room with your mother-in-law.

The Mailman 176,464 56
09/01/2009 03:58 PM

3) They already have a comfortable lead on their TLC reality rivals Jon and Kate +8, and it doesn't look like Jon & Kate will be catching up anytime soon.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 04:15 PM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne condoms stocks, so he can prevent himself from going bankrupt. how to jack off videos.

Un-fixed!

Lupie 26,981 11
09/01/2009 04:54 PM

There's something quite eerie about the smiles on everyone in that photo. I photographed families in a Mennonite church with nearly that many and never ONCE had everyone with the same expression. I think they're all doped up on something.

Pubah 56,841 18
09/01/2009 05:49 PM

"Smile like dad or be beaten"...It's in the Bible

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/01/2009 05:53 PM

I think they're all doped up on something.

I think you might be right. The boy in the middle on the far right is definitely doped up. His sister's having to hold him up.

Pubah 56,841 18
09/01/2009 07:01 PM

One dosen't necessarilly need be a good Frost to have a lot of kids...

...Donk has several so I've heard.

Mielke 1,482 6
09/01/2009 08:22 PM

You never want two many kids.

A friend of mine when he told me his third was on the way in true Freudian manor I said holy Shakespeare,you crazy!

Pubah 56,841 18
09/01/2009 08:25 PM

Children are a blessing

until you have to pay for them

Mielke 1,482 6
09/01/2009 08:36 PM

My wife more then once has said, "I now know why some animals eat their young".

Pubah 56,841 18
09/01/2009 08:37 PM

But only humans eat their husbands

Count Ravos 63,472 21
09/02/2009 07:32 AM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne condoms stocks, so he can prevent himself from going bankrupt. how to jack off videos.

Un-fixed!

Broken!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4 trips over mess of duct tape.
09/02/2009 08:11 AM

Seriously though. That dude needs to invest in some stairs, a hot tub, and some champagne condoms stocks, so he can prevent himself from going bankrupt. how to jack off videos.

Un-fixed!

Broken!

Frosted and unrepairable.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/02/2009 08:36 AM

Good god! Do these people live in a shoe?

TomServo 3,759 7
09/02/2009 09:39 AM

Wouldn't the fact that they have so many kids mean they are really bad at Frost-ing?

After all you wouldn't call someone who has 18 dents in his car a good driver.

Count Ravos 63,472 21
09/02/2009 09:42 AM

I think this is less like 18 dents in a car, and more like 18 gaping holes in the garage, with the door completely torn off.

Millie 116,988 28
09/02/2009 06:33 PM

I don't think they are good at Frost-ing. She's just fertile. If I had not used birth control when I was younger, I could probably have just as many. I've been pregnant three times, and each time I had sex exactly once in the week or so after my period. The other thousands of times I had sex I prevented pregnancy.

If I hadn't been so old with Frosted up eggs I'd probably be as fertile as she is. If I were a crazy religious zealot like she is, I could have had that many kids.

My Gramma was preggo about 20 times or more. Because she was a drunk and Catholic (and crazy). She ended up with 14 live ones. If she had been having kids nowadays instead of in the 1920s-1940s she probably could have had a TV show, too.

At least my aunts and uncles names aren't stupid.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/02/2009 08:44 PM

I wonder how he even CAN get her pregnant at this point. I'm guessing he just jerks off and aims for the center of what must now be a pretty massive cavity. Kinda like skeeball with only one hole.

Thud 68,511 19
09/02/2009 08:53 PM

Kinda like skeeball with only one hole.

One big hole. Must not be very challenging.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/02/2009 09:01 PM

Actually, I was thinking there would be that round ledge, you know... And the spooge would pretty much just roll in eventually.

TomServo 3,759 7
09/03/2009 09:10 AM

I don't think they are good at Frost-ing. She's just fertile. If I had not used birth control when I was younger, I could probably have just as many.


It's not a competition.

Chance 171,275 14
09/03/2009 09:25 AM

I so thought this thread was about me. Boy was I wrong!

Mielke 1,482 6
09/03/2009 09:25 AM

Wouldn't the fact that they have so many kids mean they are really bad at Frost-ing?



This just further proves that "pulling out" is NOT a successful method of contraception.

Asshats are falling from the trees! 11,439 21
09/03/2009 09:38 AM

I don't think they are good at Frost-ing. She's just fertile. If I had not used birth control when I was younger, I could probably have just as many.


It's not a competition.

No but apparently alot of people think it is.

I have this hispanic family in my neighborhood. There is something in the range of 14 kids. And they live in what appears to be a 3 bedroom house. A few questions...

1- Where are they fitting all these god damn kids?

2- With that little room I am convinced they Frost in front of the kids, maybe nightly entertainment or something... Live action porno (Not a bad idea, just without children involved)

3- How the Frost do 2 unemployed people provide for all those kids. Welfare has to be giving them about a grand a week!

Mielke 1,482 6
09/03/2009 09:40 AM

You live on Octo-mom's street cool.

Mielke 1,482 6
09/03/2009 09:46 AM

Q:Nadya did you conceive these children from vaginal or anal sex?

A:Fourteen children have come out of my cookie so a little from column A and a little from column B.