Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/03/2009 12:04 PM

Let us know how it went when you get back, peoriagrace Whistler.

knee pop ninja 522 7
09/03/2009 12:12 PM

Getting ready to get piss poor customer service? Check.

What aren't you going to pay with? Check

What country am I from? Czech

What should you be out going after? Chicks.

Count Ravos 63,472 21
09/03/2009 12:40 PM

Whister, the zug shirt is a nice touch, but I think a 3 wolf moon shirt would definitely show everyone exactly how cool you are.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/03/2009 01:54 PM

Knee Pop, your ninja skills are weak. I should not be trying to pick up chicks. First of all, I am gay. Second, I am happily married to a lovely woman.


And I did pay with a check.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/03/2009 03:18 PM

Is the denim jacket stonewashed? That would make it even cooler. Few women can resist a man in stonewashed denim.

Bean 8,602 19
09/03/2009 03:22 PM

My first thought was that you are going to spy on and stalk meet Millie, and wearing the Zug shirt so she'd know it was you. If you're not, I fear you're being sucked even further into the black hole of internet reliance, what with the whole "posting what I'm wearing to the store" thing.

knee pop ninja 522 7
09/03/2009 03:24 PM

Whistler P. McManus
09/03/2009 01:54 PM

Knee Pop, your ninja skills are weak. First of all, I am gay.

Didn't know, since I am kinda new here.

Knee Pop and Wistler will not go on a camping trip together. Check.

Millie 116,988 28
09/04/2009 09:04 PM

WHERE WERE YOU???? I looked for you all day long. So. Sad.

By the way, the loss and prevention guy informed me the other day that Lowe's has people who surf the internet looking for references to the store. I think he was trying to tell me something (Tom if you're lurking--Frost you). But all I did was ask him how to apply for that job.

I mean, who wouldn't want a job where all you did was surf the internet all day? So what if I'd be ratting out my co-workers.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/04/2009 11:05 PM

Shelle, my wife made me throw away my old denim jacket, which might have been stone washed, several years ago. I have a new one she picked out that's very dark and crunchy feeling.

Bean, Millie would know me with our without the shirt. We've met in real life.

Knee Pop, I'm not interested in camping with you. Even if you wear your Cub Scout uniform. I'm not that kind of gay guy. I'm the kind who isn't actually homosexual.

And Millie, I'm sorry, but I went to a different Lowes. One that's about 600 miles closer to my home. Maybe next time.

Lupie 26,981 11
09/05/2009 10:23 AM

I really thought this thread was going to be about pooping. That's why I looked.




So. Disappointed.

Pubah 56,841 18
09/08/2009 08:21 PM

Reading material...check

reading glasses...check

full roll of toilet paper...check

Ready to go in three...two...one

SPLaSHDown!

Just for you Little Loquatious Lupe

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,348 4
10/17/2009 11:51 AM

This is a comedy web site. Take your pudgy-faced, redneck Frost-ing, cake Coleridge eating self to Twitter, where we can choose whether or not we want to hear the details of your pathetic life.

Thanksyerapeach!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
10/17/2009 12:35 PM

*looks up*

I don't like this guy.

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
10/17/2009 02:14 PM

With the incorrect use of the Italic, I can't tell whether it's quoting something that was deleted, or if it just speaks that way.

She's Craving Brainkinis 62,262 18
10/17/2009 04:05 PM

Is Whistler leaving Zug? Has this joke already been made? I did not read a word.

Straw's bank account 98,019 37
10/17/2009 04:07 PM

First of all, I am gay. Second, I am happily married to a lovely woman.

When did you and Trixie get hitched?

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
10/17/2009 06:04 PM

I'm guessing it followed shortly after the pink boa and Viking horns.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/17/2009 09:26 PM

A.C.'s obsession with me is getting to be a little scary. I'm glad to be on the road again this weekend. It makes me harder to stalk.

He needs to understand the difference between a sarcastic, self-deprecating post like the one made to start this thread by a beloved, iconic elder statesman of GAB ZuGLive and the meaningless drivel of one of the most reviled and scorned idiots ever to disgrace the site.

I don't think he ever will, though. He's too busy making homophobic comments in order to bolster his delusion that he isn't extremely sexually attracted to me to pay attention to reality.

That, and the fact that he's a complete idiot.

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,270 54
10/19/2009 12:02 AM

What Whistler said. But with puppies, everything is better with puppies!

Phuc 237,919 21
10/19/2009 06:50 AM

Now that I'm living in the South, I have different outfits for different errands. If I'm going to the hardware store, it's Carhartt t-shirt, jeans, belt, and jacket, and the Georgia boots.

Anywhere else, and it's the muumuu.

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,790 17
10/19/2009 06:57 AM

Um, what are "Georgia boots" ? Are they either red and black or have a huge G on the toe?

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,348 4
10/19/2009 07:49 AM

Dang, don't take it so personally. Talk about touchy.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
10/19/2009 11:26 AM

AC some people like to be touchy. Just look at the Japanese...

Millie 116,988 28
10/19/2009 09:50 PM

Looks like someone spent days reading through a bunch of Whistler threads just to find one where he talked about some banal everyday thing, so he could throw Whistler's quote back in his face.

All that accomplished was to confuse Dogs Akimbo.

Dogs Akimbo 211,601 32
10/19/2009 10:08 PM

I've been confused since the day I got here.

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,270 54
10/19/2009 10:09 PM

I'm confused too. How can A.C. be stalking Whistler? I think me and Shell would have seen him. We have the old fife Frosters house pretty well covered.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 128,431 98
10/20/2009 07:56 AM

Wow, I didn't notice the date stamp discrepancy (because I hadn't seen this thread before). That's pretty creepy lame.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/20/2009 12:51 PM

I don't Frost fifes, they Frost me I blow them.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
10/20/2009 12:58 PM

What the hell is a shoodle?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/20/2009 01:21 PM

Not enough fabric to be a shoe, too much to be a sandal: shoodle!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/20/2009 01:22 PM

They're very comfy, but they wouldn't do for your purposes, Pram. They leak from the inside out as well as from the outside in.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
10/20/2009 04:50 PM

...

What the hell is a shoodle?

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/20/2009 07:47 PM

Heh - we call those "Lesbian Shoes."

Millie 116,988 28
10/20/2009 09:25 PM

Whistler is a lesbian!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
10/20/2009 11:45 PM

Whistlers gonna cover all the bases.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 56,841 18
10/21/2009 12:37 AM

Enjoy your trip, Mr McManus...

...don't miss us.