Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/05/2009 12:28 PM

sadly these are put together better than some real articles


like mine

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/05/2009 12:38 PM

Ok guys, 'fess up. These "ads" have had multiple views. Who is gonna email me in profile with pics if the product works has been reading them?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/05/2009 12:46 PM

Bloody Vikings!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/05/2009 12:59 PM

It's a great thing! Now I can get my comedy fix and take care of my tiny penis on one site.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/05/2009 01:11 PM

I don't know, but some of that Shakespeare is scary. The Ultimate Stretcher Penis Extender. Has what looks like a wine bottle opener on it. Ummm... NO. I'm not hooking up anything that uses leverage to my junk. Have dudes out there forget how to just pull on it a little harder when beating it?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/05/2009 01:15 PM

When I first saw them, I thought John had developed a stutter whilst posting his latest viagra prank.

Then I thought he'd started selling advertising rights into the message board itself, since he's looking for a new way to whore himself new ad revenue for the site.

Then I wondered if they'd finally re-opened the ability to post without being registered so we could go anonymously or NLI like the old days.

Or possibly it was some no0b who was really excited to provide us with a testimonial on how this dick extender made him taller.

Then I realized that it was just some douchenozzle troll that probably had some spider find the site searching for all the dick jokes and viagra pranks that have ever been posted.

I find this attempt to spam the board a bit sexist, however. Why won't they post something about making tits bigger or ax wounds tighter, huh? Why is it always the guy who needs enhancing repeatedly?

Kudos (those candy bars suck) to the spammer for almost filling up the front page with the same exact message. Over and over and over again. Your copy/paste skills are wonderful. The way you came multiple times and pushed harder to slam your message home again and again and again almost made us believe.

Nice try, though.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/05/2009 01:19 PM

It could be worse. At least it didn't say, The Ultimate Stretcher, cheapest penis vaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa extender.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/05/2009 01:19 PM

once you go white
at least you'll stay tight

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/05/2009 01:55 PM

Also, who the hell's the drunk retard who's been running through all the posts giving fivers to everybody. I'll give you five clicks if you fess up to it.

reeceallen 106 4
09/05/2009 02:07 PM

t'was me, lad.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/05/2009 02:35 PM

I did it due to my recent realization that I am an unfunny, pathetic hack who's sense of humor has been dissolved in the hydrochloric acid that is my life.

reeceallen 106 4
09/05/2009 02:42 PM

In that case, you may want to check this out.

http://www.save.org/

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/05/2009 07:33 PM

Why would someone advertise a penis extender on the ZuG Live? Doesn't every guy here already have a huge penis?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77 looks over her shoulder
09/05/2009 07:51 PM

Yeah right. Yes, of course.

Mielke 1,482 6
09/05/2009 08:24 PM

Maybe the guy posting all the spam is a starving comedic artist and is using the income from spamming to pay for his dial up internet.




Either way he can go Frost a box of nails.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/05/2009 09:09 PM

And Mighty Kind was the most convincing without his overclicked post.



Gets clicked now though.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/05/2009 11:59 PM

I told ya I did it. I didn't do the penis enlargement spam though.

I have pictorial evidence that I have never been near the stuff.

Warudor 48 4
09/06/2009 06:20 AM

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMalicious

Asshats are falling from the trees! 11,439 21
09/07/2009 04:05 PM

Spam, spam, spam, spam

At first I thought he was jerking off wrong.

PS: its fap fap fap fap

or

FAP FAP FAP FAP if you're angry