reeceallen 106 4
09/06/2009 11:38 AM

Whistler gave himself a rootbeer enima in order to wash out several pounds of decades old poop and hamsters. The enima resulted in a bad infection; luckily Whistler had penicillin, and a prostitute to help him inject it. After the prostitute had lost her usefulness, Whistler threw her in the basement, along with all the other dead hookers.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/06/2009 12:25 PM

After using the folks at ZUG as a focus group, A&W root beer launched its newest flavor: the Dead Hookers' Poop Whistler. After the first few lawsuits, they began lacing the straws with penicillin and rohypnol so the consumer would not only stay healthy, but also forget the experience and try them again and again.

reeceallen 106 4
09/06/2009 02:37 PM

Is ther a better combination than poo and dead hookers? I think not.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/06/2009 04:23 PM

I ground up some dead hookers and put the puree in Whistlers A&W root beer. He later pooped it out, and I ate the penicillin that was growing on top of it in an attempt to get high. It didn't work, by the way.

Mr.Coffee 881 10
09/06/2009 05:08 PM

Question 4: Have you ever had any of the following stuck up your ass?
(Check all that apply)
A) Dead Hookers
B) A&w root beer
C) poop
D) penicillin
E) Whistler

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,222 17
09/06/2009 05:17 PM

Can you be funny?

Hold on, checking Zug Rankings.

No.

The Mailman 176,464 56
09/06/2009 05:25 PM

Dear ZUG,

I am having a great vacation here in Whistler, British Columbia. I am staying in a luxurious hotel. The toilet bowl in my hotel room is plated in gold, I am almost intimidated to poop in it! Their restaurant here serves delicious salmon and roasted lobster every night, and the soda fountains serve champagne wine and mojitos instead of Coca-Cola and A&W Root Beer.

The people are nice, too. I asked the concierge that I was looking for a good time later tonight, so he called up with two prostitutes and gave them my room number. When I went back to my room, I had a dose of penicillin and a box of condoms waiting for me on my pillow!
The concierge even took care of the car rental for me. I just have to check what kind of car he got me, and if the two dead hookers will fit in the trunk.

Anyway, I'm having a blast, I wish you were here!
Mailman.-

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/06/2009 05:39 PM

A.C.'s zombie brew:

Take two dead hookers (one male, one female), separate into halves and splice laterally, coating seams with A&W root beer. Remove poop and insert Whistler in rectal cavity. Inject penicillin into shaft of your penis if you just can't resist herm.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/06/2009 06:17 PM

I do not endorse the product/service.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/06/2009 08:03 PM

What part Whistler?

The A&W rootbeer or the penicillin. We already know you love dead hookers and poop. Sometimes at the same time.

Mielke 1,482 6
09/06/2009 09:05 PM

I knew a really fat guy when I was younger,He used to sit on the corner by the local general store and whistle at the skinny ladies....He was quite the Whistler.

I was working on a prank were i left an A&W root beer in my garage for 3 months to see if A&W would let me return it for a new one,but instead I gave it to this fat guy because watching his fat ass choke this down was way funnier then the return prank.

It was so contaminated that when he drank it he was rushed to the hospital,where the doctors told him that if he didn't take penicillin 3 times a day for 3 weeks that he have bowels looser than a dead hooker.

He was so scare about this diagnosis that he pooed himself right on the doctors floor.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,222 17
09/06/2009 09:43 PM

"Dead Hookers", "A&w root beer", "poop", penicellin", Whistler",


There once was a cockroach named Pete. Pete lived on the south side of Juarez, in a dead hooker's vagina. It was a nice vagina considering she was a hooker, and she was dead. But there was an A&W Root Beer 2-Liter bottle stuck in her snatch. So Pete had to come and go through an exit would near the dead hooker's Emerson. Well more times then not, this would cover Pete antennae to addomen with dead hooker poop. Which is how he got his nick name, Whistler. What he would do was run real fast, as fast as a cockroach when some one turns a light on. He ran so fast his thorax would start to whistle.



Um, Penicellin.