Write Like Maddox: My Mexican...er...no Maddox article
A comedy article
by RaisinBean  151  4
09/08/2009 12:17 PM 611 views
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Yeah.....This is just a simple little Rant about the fact that everywhere I Frost-ing go, there are nothing but Frostin' Mexicans everywhere I look! I live in Idaho, the land of the free....and the Frostin' Mexicans! I remember not so long ago, when everything around here was just ONE Frost-ing LANGUAGE! Now all you see is Spanish, followed by English!
I mean.. what the Frost!?I am tired of all the social equality bullShakespeare, and the fact that everyone has to treat everyone just Frost-ing equal... what next? A Frost-ing Mexican Superman!?
I don't know what the hell to think anymore, whenever I go to the Frost-ing store and what do I see? nothing but aisle for mother-Frosting aisle for....you guessed it...MEXICAN FOOD! You can not even buy American, anymore. what the hell is the world coming to? I bet you anything, that Osama is alive and well, living in Idaho...or Mexico. There are so many damn mexicans,they are everywhere but Frost-ing Mexico!
I am also sick of the fact that everywhere I Frost-ing go, even to the Frostin' beach or something, There is always a Frost-ing mexican with there little Frost-ing serapes and there little corn tortillas, everywhere! Instead of hot women, you get this Shakespeare!
Oh well, I guess that means that the world is just going continue to work it's way into the giant butthole of a cosmic Mexican goatherder's pimply ass! In the meantime...I guess I will just go and enjoy that Roach Coach on the corner there. Prices are cheap.
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Amusing
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2 Comments on "Write Like Maddox: My Mexican...er...no Maddox article"
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Chuckleworthy
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RaisinBean 151  4
09/08/2009 03:59 PM
Oh yeah..one last thing... Did I happen to tell you all that I am mexican? Would that me I am rebelling against myself....or???
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Chuckleworthy
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dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/08/2009 11:28 PM
Does this mean you won't consider tasting my hairy taco?
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