Madness 4,366 10
09/10/2009 12:38 AM

My friend and I peed on his wall and blamed it on his cat.

Astro-hippy 30 5
09/10/2009 02:10 AM

I had a fight with the girl next door over who's side of the fence the rock belonged too. Clearly, neither of us wanted it. We continued to pick it up and heave the said rock over the fence.

The tiff ended with me dropping it on her head.

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/10/2009 02:19 AM

I told the neighbor girl that if she licked my starfish first, I would return the favor.
I reneged.

The Spit in Hospitality 1,071 8
09/10/2009 03:58 AM

My brother and I used to take a bite out of the middle of each cut edge of a hlaf sandwich, put the halves back together so that the sandwich would have a hole in the middle, and put cottage cheese or applesauce or potato salad in the middle. We would then assert loudly that the hole was a toilet bowl and eat the stuff out of it as fast as possible. Great fun at family outings!

Asshats are falling from the trees! 11,439 21
09/10/2009 04:24 AM

The weirdest thing that my brother and I used to do was put underwear on our head make believing that it was a scuba mask.

So THATS the secret of the brown streaks in your hair.

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/10/2009 04:51 AM

I almost forgot.

Once I accidently peed in my mouth.



True story.

FunkyMunky Aka "Weezy" 316 4
09/10/2009 05:24 AM

Hmm -

Going on those kids swings with the straps on - trying to swing with no hands but losing balance and tipping upside down and swinging like that.

Gathering insects in the garden and sticking them in the tub to look at for days before getting bored and throwing them in the bin.

Strapping my poor unsuspecting cat in to my dolly pram and wheeling it round as fast as I could.

Heatbutting my sister when she pissed me off.

You know.. stuff like that.

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
09/10/2009 06:24 AM

Well i was pretty calm as a child (except for almost burning my house down), but when i was 16 and finally got my driver's license, my friend and i decided to skip school and just get drunk, high, and generally Frosted up.

After a few hours i decided to go for a drive and went to the middle school parking lot. just so happened that the PE class was out on the field next to the lot, so i decided to start doing donut's in front of the kids and teachers.

Later that night, we went to our high school and the Band happened to be out practicing on the sidewalk infront of the school. So i pull the car onto the sidewalk and start doing a burnout right next to the band (about 10' away from them), after that i just backed the car upto the front doors and did a long burnout.

i like to think that i left my signature all over my little town. too bad i never got caught, i could of gone to jail and been butt raped had fun like Bill the Squirrel.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
09/10/2009 06:53 AM

My best friend and I use to carry around micro-cassete recorders and record every fart.

Trickster 175 4
09/10/2009 07:51 AM

When I was a child I used to kidnap cats and keep them in my coalhouse, it started when my own cat left home never to be seen again and I felt an illegal need to take other people's and pass them off as my own. They weren't happy living in the dark, gloomy coalhouse and escaped when I opened the door and they lunged at me with sharpened claws and eyes like the devil. I also carried out scientific experiments, soaking small pieces of bread in ink and leaving them on my windowsill for curious passing birds. I wanted to see if the birds turned blue, or simply died. Maybe, what I really needed, was several months of intense counselling!!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/10/2009 11:20 AM

My friends and I used to collect as many toads as we could in a night and stash them in the bed of my Dad's pick up for him to find in the morning. This was easy as my childhood stomping grounds were infested.

I used to like randomly launching clay pigeons from my backyard into the middle of the neighborhood. I fondly remember aiming at one of those big ass satelite dishes.

We'd hide in the drainage systems to smoke cigarettes and slide things under cars when they passed by.

Probably the weirdest thing I ever did as a kid was have several jobs, like delivering newspapers, fliers, mowing, whatever. I was a dumb kid, and look at me now!

You make me feel so Ravos 63,472 21
09/10/2009 11:22 AM

I was a dumb kid, and look at me now!

Wow, impressive. You haven't changed one bit!

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,222 17
09/10/2009 11:50 AM

I think there was a thread like this before, but Im waaaaay to lazy to search for it.

I used to sleep with my radio on. I thought if the monsters out side my window heard music, they would think that the whole band was in the room with me and leave me alone.

Monster #1: Hey lets go eat Chris' brain and organs.

Monster #2: Wait a minute, I hear Led ZeppElin coming from his room, he's not alone!

Monster #1: Curse you God's of Rock! Well lets go eat the kid in the next house over.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,222 17
09/10/2009 11:57 AM

I remeber doing this 3-5 times max, but it was pretty weird of me.

I didnt like the dark much when I was a kid.

Our front porch light, at night, would cast a huge shadow on our lawn. Caused by a huge bush in front of the porch.

I would stand at the storm-door, looking out at the 'hood. Well for some reason I would fixate on how dark the shadow was on our lawn.

I would get mad at the shadow/dark/night, and slam the storm door open, run out to the lawn into the shadow, drop to my knees, start tearing up clumps of grass and dirt, flinging it every where. And saying out loud over and over, "I hate you dark, I hate you dark!".

Then within in seconds my anger would leave, and be replaced by the fear of being out in the dark. And I would turn tail and haul ass into the house as fast as I could.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/10/2009 12:05 PM

I think there was a thread were several threads like this before, but Im waaaaay to lazy to search for it.

Plus, these are usually pretty good.


My dad sold honey in local grocery stores, and since he only had us on weekends, he'd take us along with us when he'd restock places. Although we were normally well-behaved and helped out, one time a friend of our mum's went in and found us running through the aisles, screaming "We're out of control! We're out of control!" as my dad very calmly restocked the shelves.


Shy we were not.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/10/2009 02:15 PM

When I was around 1; one day my mother kept trying to find out why I had this awful stench. She kept changing my diaper and giving me a bath, but couldn't find it. So she took me to the doctor. He found it. Apparently I had a bad cold with a runny nose. I guess I didn't like the snot dripping out. So I found or made a whole in my crib mattress, took out the mattress stuffing, then packed it up my nose. It had started to rot, which is why it smelled. The Doctor took his long tweezers and pulled out this 3 inch long gross cotton string out of my nose.

Pants 14,252 17
09/10/2009 03:56 PM

When I was about 12, my best friend at the time was forced to move after the house his mother rented was put on the market for sale. I was heartbroken and extremely angry.
A day or so after my friend moved away I walked into a nearby woods and took a massive, slimy, dump into a plastic bag, walked up to the front porch and scattered my scat all over the door and windows. This didn't quite satisfy my urge for revenge so I went around to the back of the house and entered through the sliding glass door and proceeded to piss all over the basement walls and carpet.

You take my friend; I use your house as a toilet.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
09/10/2009 04:37 PM

I used to take my dad's shaving mirror and hold it just under my chin. I would look down at the mirror and pretend I was walking on the ceiling. I think I took Lionel Richie a bit too seriously.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
09/10/2009 04:47 PM

My Sib's and I used to play a game. We would wear sunglasses turn out the lights and stalk each other with toy knifes. To begin the game one of us would stand next to the light switch and proclaim:

"Knife. In hand!"
"Glasses. On!"
"All systems. Go!"

Then the we'd flick the light switch and pretend to commit fratricide.


Now that I'm looking back we were creepy little Frosters.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/10/2009 06:29 PM

I used to love to string Shakespeare up in the street with fishing string when I was more of a kiddo.

I used to enjoy tying a dead bird to a lamp post that hung out over the street and swing it out when cars were passing, in an awkward, zombie bird, half-flight fashion. One evening in particular, the cops showed up (again, they knew my house at this point), and then left when I was nowhere to be found after my dad whistled for me for a while. This particular cop left down a side street instead, and cleared out my string of magic floating cans by snagging them on his siren lights. It was so hard to keep from cracking up as a friend and I watched through a knot-hole in a fence.

I always had to cut the bird down when Mom found out and told me to. You don't Frost with Mom.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/10/2009 06:32 PM

When I was kid we lived out in the middle of nowhere, which is defiantly located in Arkansas. If my dad needed to pee he would go out behind the house and let it fly because there was barely any traffic down the dirt road. My mom was having a hard time potty training me so Dad took me out behind the house, peed up a ways on the foundation, and bet me I couldn't pee higher than he did. I tried and failed, but Dad didn't realize what he had gotten started. A few hours later I ran up and told him I could beat him this time, so we went back and I lost again.

This continuted until dark, but not being able to see the wall didn't stop me from asking to go again. He told me no, and said to go use the rest room instead. I did and it was the end of diapers. It was also the begining of our daily pissing contest.

Years later we were working on my first car together and when nature called we went out behind the house just like old times. I commented that this was probably the last sport that women couldn't compete in, or something to the same effect that doesn’t make the young me out to be a chauvinist. He then told me about how he and his friends used to play this game behind the schoolhouse and about a girl who had saw what was going on. She walked up, dropped her bloomers, did a hand stand, and pissed higher than he had seen before. Damn women.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/11/2009 01:36 AM

That girl is my hero.

Chix is in da house 286,632 61
09/11/2009 06:08 AM

That girl has no problem with pee splatter all over her.

Hey! She is a hero!

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/11/2009 12:50 PM

Mighty pretty much described how I accidently peed in my mouth as a child!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/11/2009 12:57 PM

That girl has no problem with pee splatter all over her.

Hey a soldier can't be afraid of a little collateral damage.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/21/2009 08:25 PM

My brother just reminded of the time we buried a trashcan flush with the ground. This served a few purposes, such as providing us with the ability to pop out of the ground like a gopher, look around, and duck back down, with the added benefit of seriously pissing my dad off when he came home and saw my brother's head popping out of the ground like a retard.

Then there was the time we buried his good bill-dookie shovel. Not just buried it, we planted that bitch six feet under. We never did dig it back up. I remember using the excuse, "How can we dig it back up without the good shovel?"

Ravos the Nothingmaster 63,472 21
09/22/2009 09:11 AM

When I was in kindergarten, we would try to do a magic trick that involved taking a piece of construction paper, and putting it in one ear and pulling it out the other. I guess I didn't get the trick right, because it didn't come back out the other side.

Several years later, I was having trouble hearing. Went to a specialist, and he found that I had a piece of orange construction paper stuck up there. Had to pull it out with tweezers, and then my hearing was good as new.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/23/2009 10:05 AM

Alright here goes. When I was really young about 4 thru 8. I would take any new kitten we got, smooth back it's hair and put it's head in my mouth.

Now I didn't do this to be mean; I just wanted it to understand what any animals would be going through; when the cat would catch and eat any live animal. I think it also used to let the cats know who was in charge.



Yes that's right. I know what your thinking. Go ahead anyway and say it.

cycoivan 11,330 11 Struggles mightily to contain himself
09/23/2009 10:13 AM

Yes that's right. I know what your thinking. Go ahead anyway and say it.

You like eating Poe!!! There, I feel much better now.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
09/23/2009 10:24 AM

Michael Jackson

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/23/2009 10:25 AM

Yes that's right. I know what your thinking. Go ahead anyway and say it.

I still do that on occasion, PG, only I don't slick their hair back or anything. It does help with the dominance thing too. They always look at you afterwards like, "What the Frost?"

It's not as fun as blowing in a dog's face though.

cycoivan 11,330 11
09/23/2009 10:29 AM

The only really weird thing I've done as a kid was I used to go down the block to a friends house and he had a garage with a steep low hanging roof. We use to climb it and use it as a slide. I found out the hard way that shingles are pretty abrasive when my ass started to hurt. I had scraped through a pair of khakis and underwear and a layer of skin. The worst part is I had to walk home looking I lit my ass on fire.

While my parents were upset I had destroyed a pair of pants, they didn't beat my ass. They figured I'd done enough damage as it was.

And no, I didn't get a case of the shingles either.

Drowning Fish 222 4
09/25/2009 02:51 AM

I was an incredibly awkward kid. One time I was sitting about six feet away from my sister on opposite sides of the kitchen table. I had to pee really bad and I was really uncomfortable with other people knowing that so I just sat there. I had my legs so tightly together trying to hold it in that when I finally sneezed and released my pee managed to shoot an entire six feet under the table landing quite solidly in my sister's lap. Thankfully her reaction was to laugh.

I used to steal razors and needles out of my parent's rooms and I would (quite carefully and tidily) dissect insects on the trunk of my parent's car.

My sister and I would go to my mom's convenience store and hide in the fridge behind the drink display and anonymously fight with people for their drinks.

I'm still not entirely sure how I did this, but I did... I got a golf ball stuck in my *cough* vagina... I wasn't sure how to get it out but I was way too bashful to seek help. I finally managed to get it out with a teaspoon from the kitchen.

I used to faint when I'd poop.