KChikita Banana Box 128,438 98
09/10/2009 01:11 PM

BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/10/2009 01:21 PM

BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH PIG!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/10/2009 01:41 PM

Hey everyone, she has the swine flue. Let's stick an apple in her mouth and have a barbeque before she gets better.

MungChamp 35,891 35
09/10/2009 03:46 PM

Good news Peoria, you are eligible for the Maddox contest!

Swine Flu Challenge: I'm holding a contest because I want to get swine flu just to prove how stupid it is. If I get it (unlikely), I will document my recovery on Youtube for the entire duration. Expect a short video. Here's what I'm willing to do: Contest Rules: # One lucky person will get the opportunity to fly me out to where you live* for one night**, and you get to sneeze in my face. # Winner must provide a proof of having swine flu (signed doctor blood test or something along those lines). # Winner must not have any other bullShakespeare diseases. I don't want your herpes, even though I can't get them.

The Herpes might disqualify you though, so make sure to buy some Abreva before inviting him over. And, of course, feel better.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/10/2009 07:42 PM

I feel really bad that I didn't tell you to get better. Mung said it and I thought, "Frost! She is sick and all I do is make jokes."

Then I thought, "I should write her and say I'm sorry she is sick."

Right after that though, I thought, "Shakespeare if she was really sick, she wouldn't be posting on Zug. Unless she is a psyco Indian stalker chick."

But then I wondered, "Why did I put so much hot sauce on my pizza?"

Then I lost my train of thought and forgot what I was talking about. So, "PG, I think I was going to offer you a bite of pizza." , "Would you like some?"

Mielke 1,482 6
09/10/2009 07:56 PM

Are you a fertile women.....cause I loves bacon and eggs for breakfast.


I can bring the sausage....not very long but it's got girth.

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/10/2009 08:32 PM

"It looks as though I have swine flu. Got tested and am waiting for the results."

You jumped the shark without confirmation?

My Grandma believes an enema cures everything. Shall I comeover and cure you?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
09/10/2009 08:34 PM

Dude one of my friends got swine flu and lost fifteen Frost-ing pounds. Pass that Shakespeare along you bitch.

Astro-hippy 30 5
09/10/2009 09:01 PM

"Dude one of my friends got swine flu and lost fifteen Frost-ing pounds. Pass that Shakespeare along you bitch."

And you're jealous because you're still a fatty-fat-fat.

I used to be a big-boy. Then I went a'kissin piggies. Then I ended up fined for tresspassing, and in the local paper.

I'm still fat.

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/10/2009 09:04 PM

"Apparently I had a bad cold with a runny nose."


I've found the cure! Take the rest of that rotting cotton string out of your nose that you've had since 1 YOA.

You're welcome.

Just call me "Doctah".

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/11/2009 01:33 AM

Sorry Kchikita I couldn't give you all the clikies I wanted; because the ads were in the way.


Thanks for making me laugh everyone.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
09/11/2009 06:52 AM

You jumped the shark without confirmation?


Uhh.. not exactly correct usage of the phrase. See this article for clarification. Just sayin'.

KChikita Banana Box 128,438 98
09/11/2009 07:43 AM

You can click me anytime, PG!*

::wink wink nudge nudge::



*After you get better, Typhoid Mary.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/11/2009 01:35 PM

*After you get better, Typhoid Mary.

That is exactly who I feel like.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/11/2009 01:59 PM

And this is what she looks like:

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/13/2009 04:31 PM

I did; but I'm feeling human again.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/13/2009 05:54 PM

All Livers infected with swine flu must use the Pig icon for the duration of the pandemic. That is all.

Phlalapalooza 131,068 34
09/13/2009 06:29 PM

PHEW, I still only have mad cow disease.

Millie 116,988 28
09/13/2009 09:55 PM

I've got CAT SCRATCH FEVERRRR!

Don't worry. It's not contagious; I feel no pain.

Pubah 56,846 18
09/13/2009 10:41 PM

Look at the bright side Grace...ya don't have to worry about Muslims getting within 29 virgins of you.

Pubah 56,846 18 Cue the Sexy Music
09/13/2009 10:43 PM

...She gives me fever
When she clicks me
fever I say her name
MILLIE
She gives me fever
Pubah never be the same...