Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/12/2009 01:27 PM

Hey, why are you trying to offend lurkers by calling them 'who''s? Are you saying they all are short, have funny noses and love Christmas?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/12/2009 01:29 PM

Since apparently you cannot follow instructions I will help you. STFU!

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/12/2009 01:32 PM

Since apparently you cannot follow instructions I will help you. STFU!WAAAAAAAA! Mommy change my diaper!







There, fixed it.

Madness 4,366 10
09/12/2009 01:37 PM

I initially registered to submit an article for the Write Like Maddox competition, which got raped by some formatting quirk, but is still awesome. Though I am trying to get it fixed to enhance the awesomeness.

Then I got to thinking that I'd probably feel like a tool if I contributed nothing else to the great zug community (which I have lurked among for awhile) other than some comedy for which I was expecting something in return.

So yes, I am here and posting.
As you were, soldier.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/12/2009 01:40 PM

runs in thread out of breath, stumbling, waving hands frantically

I'm here! I'm here! I'm...wait. Are you only looking for the bold names?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/12/2009 01:53 PM

That was cute cake. I don't normaly say this but,


If you show me your tits I will click you a lot.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/12/2009 02:01 PM

Actually, I was starting to get offended. I'm a perfectly good noob and not one person has asked to see my tits yet!

On that topic, I keep hearing about the boobs page. Where is it? How can I see it? And is there a male version? (With the appropriate appendage, of course.)

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/12/2009 02:14 PM

And yet you have yet to show the appropriate boobage. Get with it!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/12/2009 02:28 PM

If you show me your tits I will click you a lot.


He's lying. I let him motorboat mine, and I didn't get a damn thing. Except slobbered on.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/12/2009 02:43 PM

He's lying. I let him motorboat mine, and I didn't get a damn thing. Except slobbered on.

Thanks for the heads up. I already get that at home.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/12/2009 03:07 PM

I already get that at home


I call dibs on adopting this noob.

Don't worry, I won't ask to see your tits. I don't even like looking at my own.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
09/12/2009 03:11 PM

I'm Saddam Husseins ghost.. Well actually, I'm not lurking to be sinister. It's just that I'm a noob and I don't want to be a knob and post too much to begin with.

Ali Legend 844 7
09/12/2009 07:16 PM

A comedy conversation by Bill the Squirrel

Error 404: Comedy not found.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/12/2009 07:44 PM

I call dibs on adopting this noob.

Oooh thanks Shell. I won't be any trouble. I don't take up much room and I'm potty trained.

Don't worry, I won't ask to see your tits. I don't even like looking at my own.

Hmmm...This might be a problem. I love tits. Mine, yours, hers. If my hand isn't actually up my shirt I'm thinking about putting my hand up my shirt. Hey, I'm thirty-eight. It's a miracle the girls have lasted this long. I figure I have five more minutes of them being pretty. I intend to take full advantage of the time I have left. So, if every so often I flash you is that going to be a problem?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/12/2009 07:49 PM

I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin' Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/12/2009 07:50 PM

Hmmm...This might be a problem. I love tits. Mine, yours, hers. If my hand isn't actually up my shirt I'm thinking about putting my hand up my shirt. Hey, I'm thirty-eight. It's a miracle the girls have lasted this long. I figure I have five more minutes of them being pretty. I intend to take full advantage of the time I have left. So, if every so often I flash you is that going to be a problem?

I smell an Emmy.

Pubah 56,846 18
09/13/2009 02:10 AM

Dear Ms Cake,
Refer to the soon to be created "manboob" page for male mammaries. In the mean time, feel yourself up whenever you please. They're yours!
Welcome to the Villiage,

Pubah

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/13/2009 10:22 AM

I'm thirty-eight. It's a miracle the girls have lasted this long. I figure I have five more minutes of them being pretty. I intend to take full advantage of the time I have left. So, if every so often I flash you is that going to be a problem?


No problem whatsoever. And good for you. I'm thirty-five, and mine flew south for the winter years ago. And they never came back.

Pram 80,728 42 long pause
09/13/2009 11:03 AM

My name is Lisa.

Mighty Kind 36,182 48
09/13/2009 11:08 AM

I don't know about any of the others, but Ykev is a friend of mine from houston who I goaded into voting turned on to the site.

Pram 80,728 42
09/13/2009 11:10 AM

Turn him off. TURN HIM OFF!

Millie 116,988 28
09/13/2009 11:10 AM

Didn't Jilly have a thread like this a few years ago? Haha, Bill is the new Jilly!

You know what? When I was a n00b, not one person asked me to SMT. I think everyone thought I was some old lady. Granted, I am old relative to most of the people here, but I'm not that old.

Even after I was here for a while, the only person to really request to SMT was Suicide Ranger.

I'm over it now, people. If you ask me to SMT now I'll just kick you in the nuts.

Pram 80,728 42 straps on a salad strainer
09/13/2009 11:21 AM

Hey Millie, SUYT!

Pram 80,728 42
09/13/2009 11:23 AM

whoops, sorry. Had a bit of an erection there...



Much better.

Millie 116,988 28
09/13/2009 11:23 AM

Pram, it wouldn't be worth it--I think you enjoy the pain, which takes all the fun out of it.

Pram 80,728 42
09/13/2009 11:35 AM

I can act like I don't! Please?

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
09/13/2009 02:46 PM

I'll just have some more pancakes, blueberry ones this time, thanks.

Pram 80,728 42
09/13/2009 03:03 PM

Are you admitting that you like to have your pancakes tossed?

Pubah 56,846 18
09/13/2009 03:16 PM

Millie,
We have had too much respect for you to ask you to show us your tits.

But

Please show me your cookies.

Hungry Care Bears,
Pubah

Mielke 1,482 6
09/13/2009 04:03 PM

I like BOOBIES.....not asking,I am just saying.

Pram 80,728 42
09/14/2009 07:42 AM

I take back the crassness, Millie. Could you please send me some of your cookies?
If I don't vomit, it will be a compliment on your good cooking, or my lack of a gag reflex.

If your cookies loosen my turds, all the better!

Dude, Where's My Lobstah? 18,572 33
09/14/2009 10:52 AM

Who am I?

Why, didn't you know? I'm the hippest cat in all of creation. I'm the queen of teh funny (or not). I have green eyes!

I'm ROCK LOBSTAH!!

Jeeni 47,807 51 is an orb fairy
09/14/2009 11:50 AM

I was just lurking, leave me alone!

Chance 171,275 14
09/14/2009 11:51 AM

Did someone say Queen of le funny?

Dude, Where's My Lobstah? 18,572 33
09/14/2009 11:53 AM

I did. You gotta problem wit dat?!


sorrysorrysorryididntmeanitimsorry

Pram 80,728 42
09/14/2009 02:34 PM

WHO DO I HAFTA Frost TO GET SOME COOKIES AROUND HERE?

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/14/2009 02:38 PM

I'll give you some cookies, Pram. Here, they are in my pocket.

Pram 80,728 42
09/14/2009 02:44 PM

I don't want your cookies

okaaaaaaay...

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/14/2009 02:47 PM

Pram, your name is Pram. Stick with that. There is no other Pram.

Pants 14,252 17
09/14/2009 03:14 PM

Who is the noob above Bill in that list named "and the almighty"?






Yeah, I got nothing.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
09/16/2009 04:03 PM

PANCAKES!!

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
09/16/2009 04:09 PM

Who am I? My name was not in bold, but I'm the guy you mistook for a girl. And I'm also, the Eggman, AND the Walrus.














Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob...

Pubah 56,846 18 Looks at above picture and makes note to self
09/16/2009 05:05 PM

If you're gonna wear white gold bling in your mouth, make sure your teeth are clean.

TomServo 3,759 7
10/01/2009 05:13 AM

Say ladies, why don't you go back to talking about your boobs and how you like touching them.







Porn has been blocked at work.... I need this.

Mielke 1,482 6
10/01/2009 06:52 AM

I am pulling my breasts out of my sweater,but it's cold today and....oh my nipples are hard brrrrr well I guess I better not waste this,so I will twist my nipples....a little spit to lube those hard erect nipples and ahh that feels nice...... Oh wait,Shakespeare sorry man I just noticed you said "Ladies" my bad you probably just got hard over me play with man man titties.

da sippee gal 14,803 17
10/01/2009 07:07 AM

It got down to 72 degrees in South Florida this morning.

My nipple could cut a diamond right now.