Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
09/14/2009 07:09 PM

Now he should definitely do a remake of Ghost.

Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
09/14/2009 07:10 PM

"Where should we put the body?"

"You can put him in the corner."

Pants 14,252 17
09/14/2009 07:12 PM

No Roadhouse sequel, I guess.


True, but, there is always hope for a sequel to Ghost.

Pants 14,252 17
09/14/2009 07:12 PM

Frost too too slow.

Chix is in da house 286,634 61
09/14/2009 07:15 PM

You can rarely frost too slow.

Chix is in da house 286,634 61
09/14/2009 07:15 PM

Woooooolverrrrines!

Pants 14,252 17
09/14/2009 07:16 PM

If they can get Ben Stiller on board then they can surely do a Next of Kin sequel.







Damn you Pram. You've toasted my brain.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
09/14/2009 07:26 PM

Damn you Pram. You've toasted my brain.

More so since I'm not Pram...

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/14/2009 07:31 PM

Oh Snap! Pants just got Swayze'd on that one.

Pubah 56,851 18
09/14/2009 07:50 PM

Well I've had the time of my life...

RIP Mr Swayze...

I can just see him and the fat guy that died entertaining God with the Chippendales Audition routine.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
09/14/2009 07:54 PM

Favorite Dirty Dancing lines,

"You just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me."

"Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em."

"Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?"

Pants 14,252 17 runs around violently waving his arms in the air.
09/14/2009 08:25 PM

More so since I'm not Pram...



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Thud 68,511 19
09/14/2009 08:30 PM

I think Pants popped a rivet.

Pram 80,728 42
09/14/2009 08:54 PM

It's really a shame, you know. He died with tiny glasses.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
09/14/2009 08:58 PM

Holy crap! They should change the name of pancreatic cancer to geezeritis.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/14/2009 09:57 PM

I love Patrick Swayze. Loved him. He's like the wind, through my tree. He rode the night next to me. He led me through moonlight, only to burn me with the sun. He's taken my heart, but he doesn't know what he's done.

In related news: I will be interviewing for a new wind through my tree.

The Mailman 176,467 56
09/14/2009 10:10 PM

No Roadhouse sequel, I guess.

There is a sequel:
"Road House 2: Last Call is a 2006 action adventure film. It is the sequel to Road House (1989), and went direct to DVD."

Swayze had been waiting for this moment since 2006: now this sequel can finally cause him to roll over in his grave.

Thud 68,511 19
09/14/2009 10:12 PM

Holy. Shakespeare.

The Mailman 176,467 56
09/14/2009 10:48 PM

Holy. Shakespeare.

Yeah, who would think a sequel to Road House would go straight to video, especially when the main character is played by the, uh, up-and-coming "Johnathon Schaech"?

Trickster 175 4
09/15/2009 05:28 AM

Never trust a man in speedos... keep your distance Johnathon Schaech!!

dasypy gal 14,803 17
09/15/2009 05:47 AM

Now he should definitely do a remake of Ghost.

Ditto

You make me feel so Ravos 63,472 21
09/15/2009 07:20 AM

Looks like Michael Jackson and Farrah Faucet got their Christmas gift early.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
09/15/2009 08:23 AM

I wonder if he's bugging the Shakespeare out of Whoopi Goldberg right now.

cycoivan 11,330 11
09/15/2009 08:34 AM

It's OK though. I hear he took up the position as heaven's bouncer.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/15/2009 09:55 AM

I wonder if he's bugging the Shakespeare out of Whoopi Goldberg right now.


That one made me shoot Starbucks caffe mocha out of my nostrils. Well played!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/15/2009 10:00 AM

Stay gold, Ponyboy's brother!

Mighty Kind 36,184 48
09/15/2009 10:05 AM

Is it too early for Zombie Swayze jokes?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/15/2009 04:23 PM

It's never to early for Zombie Swayze jokes!

cycoivan 11,330 11
09/15/2009 04:28 PM

It's never to early for Zombie Swayze jokes!


That's because pain bad Swayze jokes don't hurt

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 22,222 17
09/15/2009 05:11 PM

"Where should we put the body?"

"You can put him in the corner."







Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.