Madness 1,404 5
09/15/2009 09:02 PM

"Little Timmy always wondered if lions dealt with blood the same way mommy did. He quickly discovered they didn't."

cycoivan 9,074 6
09/15/2009 10:16 PM

"One tampon to rule them all!"

KChikita Banana Box 50,447 11
09/15/2009 10:33 PM

"See?? I told you it wasn't a severed finger wadded up in the trashcan!"

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
09/16/2009 05:23 AM

Just don't pee on your finger or it will never come off.

redrockriot 61 1
09/16/2009 10:36 AM

We were playing "bushman" hunting the lion and it got really twisted.

Mielke 1,438 3
09/16/2009 09:24 PM

Mom: Oh my god what are you guys doing with my stuff!

Kids: Hakuna Matata Mom..... Hakuna Matata

Pants 12,163 13
09/17/2009 07:11 AM

From the expression on the lion's face it looks like he sat on one with the applicator still intact,

Astro-hippy 27 3
09/17/2009 09:40 AM

And this is why men are turning out as pansy-ass twats... Deep psychological issues from early childhood involving repressed tampon/pad memories.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,980 4
09/17/2009 10:27 AM

And this is why men are turning out as pansy-ass twats...

Aww, c'mon, give the kid a break. What do you expect him to do? Stand up to his sister? She's a goddamn lion for crying out loud.

Astro-hippy 27 3
09/18/2009 03:24 AM

Aww, c'mon, give the kid a break. What do you expect him to do? Stand up to his sister? She's a goddamn lion for crying out loud.

The gender of the aforementioned lion is questionable, to say the least.

Rawrrr

Professor Fucksock 1,080 3
09/19/2009 01:14 AM

Maxi size - For really big Poes..

The guy who rotated your drink 78 2
09/28/2009 06:48 PM

Marajuana

You can start too early.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,074 6
10/11/2009 02:41 AM

Isn't the first rule of SEO site spamming, to actually spam on a site with a lot of members who actually give a Shakespeare? I think you've had a bit too much vodka dude. Why don't you go to fark or linkedin.com instead. In other words, make like the U.S.S.R and split.

Prammibal Lecter 53,540 12
10/12/2009 06:49 PM

The kid fisting the air has been watching

Ghostly Shell 31,405 9
10/12/2009 11:02 PM

"Scar is no match for my super absorbency and winged device that enables me to fly!"

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 5,619 5
10/21/2009 02:00 AM

The Lion, The Witch, and the Playtex Gentle Guide Unscented Tampons.

Thud 53,122 10
10/21/2009 02:04 AM

We've missed you, Marmite.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 5,619 5
10/21/2009 04:08 PM

Awww, you make my heart feel warm and fuzzy.

Wait. No, it's just indigestion.