Madness 4,360 10
09/15/2009 12:02 PM

"Little Timmy always wondered if lions dealt with blood the same way mommy did. He quickly discovered they didn't."

cycoivan 11,324 11
09/15/2009 01:16 PM

"One tampon to rule them all!"

KChikita Banana Box 124,270 89
09/15/2009 01:33 PM

"See?? I told you it wasn't a severed finger wadded up in the trashcan!"

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/15/2009 08:23 PM

Just don't pee on your finger or it will never come off.

redrockriot 71 5
09/16/2009 01:36 AM

We were playing "bushman" hunting the lion and it got really twisted.

Mielke 1,480 5
09/16/2009 12:24 PM

Mom: Oh my god what are you guys doing with my stuff!

Kids: Hakuna Matata Mom..... Hakuna Matata

Pants 14,203 17
09/16/2009 10:11 PM

From the expression on the lion's face it looks like he sat on one with the applicator still intact,

Astro-hippy 30 5
09/17/2009 12:40 AM

And this is why men are turning out as pansy-ass twats... Deep psychological issues from early childhood involving repressed tampon/pad memories.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/17/2009 01:27 AM

And this is why men are turning out as pansy-ass twats...

Aww, c'mon, give the kid a break. What do you expect him to do? Stand up to his sister? She's a goddamn lion for crying out loud.

Astro-hippy 30 5
09/17/2009 06:24 PM

Aww, c'mon, give the kid a break. What do you expect him to do? Stand up to his sister? She's a goddamn lion for crying out loud.

The gender of the aforementioned lion is questionable, to say the least.

Rawrrr

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
09/18/2009 04:14 PM

Maxi size - For really big Poes..

The guy who rotated your drink 86 4
09/28/2009 09:48 AM

Marajuana

You can start too early.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/10/2009 05:41 PM

Isn't the first rule of SEO site spamming, to actually spam on a site with a lot of members who actually give a Shakespeare? I think you've had a bit too much vodka dude. Why don't you go to fark or linkedin.com instead. In other words, make like the U.S.S.R and split.

Prammibal Lecter 78,171 40
10/12/2009 09:49 AM

The kid fisting the air has been watching

Ghostly Shell 76,620 24
10/12/2009 02:02 PM

"Scar is no match for my super absorbency and winged device that enables me to fly!"

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,940 12
10/20/2009 05:00 PM

The Lion, The Witch, and the Playtex Gentle Guide Unscented Tampons.

Thud 66,686 17
10/20/2009 05:04 PM

We've missed you, Marmite.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,940 12
10/21/2009 07:08 AM

Awww, you make my heart feel warm and fuzzy.

Wait. No, it's just indigestion.