cakes and ale 2,403 6
09/16/2009 09:34 PM

Get's her magnifying glass


Comedy? Article?

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/16/2009 09:37 PM

Hey cakes, has anyone claimed you yet? I promise I won't look at you naked. (anymore)

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/16/2009 09:43 PM

ZuG is not UNIX.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
09/16/2009 09:58 PM

Sorry BtS.

I belong to Mistress Shell. She said it would be ok if I showed her my tits.

I call dibs on adopting this noob.
Oooh thanks Shell. I won't be any trouble. I don't take up much room and I'm potty trained.

Don't worry, I won't ask to see your tits. I don't even like looking at my own.
Hmmm...This might be a problem. I love tits. Mine, yours, hers. If my hand isn't actually up my shirt I'm thinking about putting my hand up my shirt. Hey, I'm thirty-eight. It's a miracle the girls have lasted this long. I figure I have five more minutes of them being pretty. I intend to take full advantage of the time I have left. So, if every so often I flash you is that going to be a problem?

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/16/2009 10:03 PM

I forgot.


How about a motorboat? Shell liked it, she told me so.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
09/16/2009 10:09 PM

No thanks, Thufferin Thuccotash Bill.

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
09/16/2009 10:28 PM

Many thanks to Bill and Cakes for making this thread funny. Zug had indeed gained a bit of greatness due in part to the fake Frasier's abstinence from posting.

You haven't posted much since you joined, I can't say I've read all your posts, but the few I came upon were amazingly devoid of teh funny. You are as hilarious as gangrene.

Just crawl back in the dark, unfunny hole you came from. And since you have a tendency to post vitriolic replies to those who rub your lack of comedic talent in your face, here's my answer, in advance:

Boohoo, snif, snif... Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor and throw yourself off it.

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
09/16/2009 11:01 PM

I wonder which sport team will be the next to leave Canada?

dasypy gal 12,075 15 sits in corner scratching ass
09/16/2009 11:20 PM

I call dibs on adopting this noob.
Oooh thanks Shell. I won't be any trouble. I don't take up much room and I'm potty trained.


Why the hell won't someone adopt me?

It's my hairy ass isn't it?

cakes and ale 2,403 6
09/16/2009 11:39 PM

Shell Belle
I let him motorboat mine, and I didn't get a damn thing. Except slobbered on.

cakes and ale
No thanks, Thufferin Thuccotash Bill.



Now is it funny?

peoriagrace 6,153 11
09/16/2009 11:41 PM

Dasypy I thought you were going to say it was because of your hair boobs chest.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/17/2009 01:42 AM

Why the hell won't someone adopt me?

dasypy gal, I'd love to, but it might not be appropriate as I'm kind of an idiot I've only been here four or five months.

I'm not even sure what all it entails. If it just means that I shadow you and stalk your posts, I already do that. I'd say I'm generous with the clickies towards you, but I'm not. I'm notoriously stingy with them towards everyone. I have a horrible given to received ratio.

I just like the cole in your slaw. I think you're cute as a button and/or ruggedly charming as worn saddle leather. Whichever the case may be, you're more than welcome to soak your ass in a puddle of Nair, or at least get creative with some barrettes and ribbons, and come sit on my lap like a good little lad/princess.

dasypy gal 12,075 15
09/17/2009 01:56 AM

Chubby,
You make me gooey down under! Here's a photo you can jerk off to pin to your wall.

Try not to get it too sticky.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/17/2009 02:12 AM

I can't tell if that's the pink or a prolapsed stink, but somebody's definitely been keeping themselves in good healthy practice!

dasypy gal 12,075 15
09/17/2009 03:13 AM

For whom does the vulva swell?

It swells for thee.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/17/2009 10:05 AM

Shell liked it, she told me so.


I can neither confirm or deny that statement.


Sorry I got to cakes first, Bill. You're welcome to watch us have a pillow fight anytime though. Then we'll braid your hair and give you a makeover. Bring lots of booze. Drunk chicks are slutty.

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,427 30
09/17/2009 01:38 PM

For whom does the vulva swell?

It swells for thee.






Watch it.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/17/2009 01:40 PM

Watch it swell?

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,427 30
09/17/2009 01:52 PM

Watch what she says to my man.

Unless she's into bondage. Then I'll be glad to keep her next to our bed in a box. I'd feed her crackers and unchain her leg irons only to have crazy secks with us.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
09/17/2009 02:02 PM

Um, Lobstah? I think that she is a he. Not that I would rather have another girl join in than a guy it would make a difference.

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,427 30
09/17/2009 02:15 PM

That is not Millie's Daisy Pie, who has been on ZuG for years. He is a male.

I'm sure this dasypy gal is female.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/17/2009 02:29 PM

Either way, I am watching it. Now get over there and prime her up.

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,427 30
09/17/2009 02:34 PM

You talking to me, or your new pet?

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
09/17/2009 03:33 PM

In this kind of win-win situation, all I'm going to do is keep my mouth shut. I can only Frost it up from here.

dasypy gal 12,075 15
09/17/2009 09:48 PM

Uh Oh. Lobstah must be in season.

Don't worry dear, I love a succulent Lobstah dripping in warm buttah.

As for bondage, how will you tie me up when your cute claws are wrapped in rubber bands?