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"Tree so horny!"
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Funny
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Trickster 175  4
09/18/2009 06:13 AM
It's Theresa Green!
Sorry, I'll get my coat.
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Chance 171,275 14
09/18/2009 06:50 AM
Thats my friend Jeeni. Hi Jeeni!
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Amusing
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Mighty Kind 36,184 48
09/18/2009 08:13 AM
Baby, I'm on fire! Hey wait! Come back! I was speaking figuratively! Sigh
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cycoivan 11,330 11
09/18/2009 08:16 AM
Oh tree humor! Which one should I go with? "Me grove you long time", "Come pop my cherry", or "I gotta bust a Walnut up in heeeerreeeee!"
I CAN'T DECIDE!
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cycoivan 11,330 11
09/18/2009 08:17 AM
Orange you glad I want your banana?
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Chuckleworthy
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Madness 4,366 10
09/18/2009 08:29 AM
I've never seen a bush on a tree before.
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xentar 473 7
09/18/2009 12:36 PM
I wander what wooden condoms look like...
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
09/18/2009 01:54 PM
most painful splinter ever.
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Chuckleworthy
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Trickster 175 4
09/18/2009 02:08 PM
Sex on the BEECH.
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cycoivan 11,330 11
09/18/2009 02:32 PM
It's not the first time I've humped a girl that's as stiff as a board and it probably won't be the last.
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Just Ravos 63,472 21
10/05/2009 09:10 AM
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Yuoaman 123 6
10/05/2009 03:33 PM
I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
Or maybe it's the right tree?
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cycoivan 11,330 11
10/05/2009 04:34 PM
I'm a sap for those hard to get broadleafs
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Chuckleworthy
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Legion 90 6
10/17/2010 06:49 PM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
8-)
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