Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 03:39 AM

That is so cruel.

Giving me such a smile and then taking it away like that.

You're a bastard for getting my hopes up.

I are Nipples 2,111 5
09/19/2009 03:40 AM

I'm sorry but that capcon with the tree is way better than this.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 03:53 AM

YES!

Mielke 1,438 3
09/19/2009 05:18 AM

If Kanye dies it will only be to out do M.J or Patrick.
Anything to get some more attention.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 05:41 AM

Froststock, do you like fish sticks?

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 05:41 AM

Bob Monkeypimp Pop me, I'm knobby Professor Frostsock, you might actually get away with staying on for a little while if you quit giving them reasons to check your IP address. If it's not you, then well I'm surprised and wrong, and Bob may have to give up his #1 title spot.

Professor Fucksock 1,075 3
09/19/2009 05:51 AM

I prefer crabs dicks..
BTW Alarm Clock, you're the second person to accuse me of being Bob Monkeypimp and it's kind of getting old.. I'm a noob on this site but I'm not offending anyone & I can't actually remember you writing anything that's actually FUNNY..
Saying that, I don't want to upset you so to make amends I'm gonna buy you a handbag & a vibrator.. Best of both worlds really cos if you don't like the handbag you can go Frost yourself.

Crash Test Dummy 3,455 7
09/19/2009 06:14 AM

And I get an email warning for this???? Go figure...

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 06:34 AM

Crash, you got a warning E-mail cause of that?

I have been back a few months now I think. At least a month. I was gone for a while, close to a year or so. Moving to Texas and such.

So I missed some things, including this Bob Monkey Pimp problem and the re-formatting of Zug. So I got some questions...

1. Is insult humor or picking on someone not allowed any more?

2. Are we not allowed to link to something that some may find offensive (Frost them)? Like nudity, or the BME Olympics?

3. Someone posted that racist jokes will get a person banned, WTF? Racism is funny. If it werent for racism Chris Rock would of never got famous. I think it's hilarious that I cant jump or dance. I think it's funny that Asian men have smaller peni then I do. I think its funny that if you paint a canoe black, you can guarantee it will never tip again.

Bill the Squirrel 25,225 8
09/19/2009 06:41 AM

I've gotten multiple warnings. The last one telling me if I didn't stop being mean to noobs they would terminate my ability to post.

I think that is why John won't post my article to the front page. He doesn't like me, cause I'm mean.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 06:49 AM

Yeah, they want it to be nicer to the noobs. Maybe I'm still a noob, or it's picked up on that I'm genuinely suspicious of what I said. There are a few clues, and the personalities are similar.

Racism is still allowed as far as I know, I think it was just a bunch of whiney Ogden Nash lovers throwing a fit, if that's what you're refering to. I found an old thread somewhere where John said it he didn't want to ban anyone for free speech or opinions, he just wanted folks to be nicer to the noobs to not scare them off as easy or something. I wasn't really paying attention.

I only thought my BME link would be deleted because I posted a pic of dead inside out baby in a thread where I was (wrongfully) accused of being racist and it was deleted. I can understand the difference though, you had to see the baby, but you didn't have to see BME unless you clicked on it.

There are a few, "In which you may be an Emerson" threads where there is an understanding that one shouldn't post in unless one doesn't mind be ripped.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 06:52 AM

I don't ever check my E-Mail, maybe I better to see if I have any warnings.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 06:52 AM

I think that is why John won't post my article to the front page. He doesn't like me, cause I'm mean.

It is pretty funny though, because Bill sucks at being mean and could be out insulted by a third grader.

You had to have done something else Bill. I've seen some of your insults, they're terribly lame.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 06:53 AM

BtS, youre not mean. I find you rather funny.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 06:59 AM

I agree, Bill is definitely one of my favorites, I just think its funny that they ride him so much for being mean and he sucks at it so much. Well, he's had a couple of good ones, but that's all admit.

Shempso, it took you a year to move to Texas? Did you Frost-ing walk or something?

Bill the Squirrel 25,225 8
09/19/2009 07:06 AM

Hey Alarm Clock, Don't you have some baking to do? Them Jew girlfriend don't bake themselves.




What? Too racist?

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 07:13 AM

1. She would if I told her to.

2. She's actually a sand Ogden Nash Jew.

3. I got you this.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 07:18 AM

Shempso, it took you a year to move to Texas? Did you Frost-ing walk or something?


Almost a year. We moved from Englewood Fl to Cape Coral Fl. While in Cape Coral, 5 or six months, I didnt have my PC hooked up to the intrawebnet. Then I didnt have it hooked up here, in Texas, for some time too.

Long story short, I didnt have internet access for a while, plus I was in prison in Bolivia for several months for impersonating Chris Farley, so I could grand-marshall, and ride the main float at Lake Titicaca during the Festival of Inti Raymi (Festival of the Sun).

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 07:21 AM

For the record, I thought old Bob was retarded, but I didn't really mind him. If he's out there, I would actually recommend he write an apology letter to see if it would help. The world needs all the flavors it can get.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/19/2009 07:27 AM

Also, I am working on not being so overt with the racist Shakespeare, on here and in public. Example: I didn't even mention the irony, until now, of when Pubah posted the picture of himself...


... hanging from a tree.

I really did try so hard to hold that one in.

Crash Test Dummy 3,455 7
09/19/2009 07:33 AM

Shemp, I Shakespeare you not. I'd link to the warning if I hadn't declared it a phishing attempt to my email provider deleted it...

Bill I used to think, back when you joined, that you were just another attention whore. Time helping, I've come to change that perception, and I now relish reading your posts. For me now to write stuff that warrants a warning, you must've stained my innocent soul, you Froster...

I too have been away from Zug for six months, but since I came back I can say that Alarm Clock, Cakes and Ale & Dasypy Gal are definitely my favorite n00bs.

Unfortunately, Alarm has one little irritant playing against him: some kind of crustacean, just to drop a little subtle hint. But hey, I'm not holding it against you, every man needs sex.

Whistler P. McManus 140,168 20
09/19/2009 11:29 AM

Are we not allowed to link to something that some may find offensive (Frost them)? Like nudity, or the BME Olympics?


You can post a link to anything you like, as far as I know. What gets deleted is when you actually post images of nudity or something else that might be considered NSFW.


And while I agree that Dasypygal 2 the Electric Boogaloo is funny, I must still protest in favor of the original Daisy Pie. Bill the Squirrel is my favorite n00b, but Alarm Clock has too thin a skin and is too fast with the n-word to rate with me. That he bangs the most annoying chick here is immaterial.

The Spit in Hospitality 979 4
09/19/2009 02:38 PM

Unfortunately, Alarm has one little irritant playing against him: some kind of crustacean, just to drop a little subtle hint. But hey, I'm not holding it against you, every man needs sex.

Two, actually. But you can't blame him for wanting a little strange on the side.

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/19/2009 10:09 PM

So, we are supposed to be nicer to the nOObs?

nOOb bashing is part of LIVE, just like seeping sores are a part of herpes.

I kinda think, if a nOOb can not take a little bashing, and thier skin is too thin, that maybe they shouldnt be here in the first place.

We all got bashed as nOObs, unless you were particularly funny.

I understand that John wants more people to join. More people = more money, more exposure, etc.

But Frost a nOOb if they cant take a joke. Frost them right in the face.

Bill the Squirrel 25,225 8
09/19/2009 10:22 PM

Bill the Squirrel is my favorite n00b


"I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!"

\Sally Field

So, about that thousand dollars you were going to loan me?

Mighty Kind 7,011 7
09/19/2009 10:59 PM

I am no one's favorite noob, or least favorite noob and I like it that way. I am just slowly creeping along irritating some people and tickling others.

As far as noob bashing goes, my personal opinion is that criticism is good thing as long as it is not an attack on the person themselves. I guess it is easier to say "You suck" than it is to say "That would have been better if ...".

Now I have to try to type something funny to offset the serious nature of my statements above, but my pecker hurts. I tell ya, theres nothing quite like a sore pecker. You just can't beat it.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
09/19/2009 11:50 PM

Kanye went to Swayze's funeral. He grabbed the mic from the speaker and stated that Michael Jackson had the greatest funeral of all time.

Shell Belle 30,484 7
09/20/2009 12:52 AM

I hate all of you. Shut the Frost up.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/20/2009 01:09 AM

C'mon old man, you're better than, and can do better than that. I know you can. You're never gonna get a real catch if you fish like that. Try harder, or just get over it.

It's racist to me that only black people can use the n-word. They are allowed something based solely on their race. It's disparaging.

Lastly, I'm sorry Shell.

Ali Legend 721 5
09/20/2009 01:18 AM

Yeah, I got a warning for saying someone's article wasn't funny.

If John had it his way, in WWII the allies would be piling on the compliments to Hitler.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
09/20/2009 02:10 AM

Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Ogden Nash!]

Professor Fucksock 1,075 3 gets all mixed up...
09/20/2009 02:23 AM

GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER

BC Bud 11,107 10
09/20/2009 03:08 AM

Bill I used to think, back when you joined, that you were just another attention whore. Time helping, I've come to change that perception, and I now relish reading your posts.

Shakespeare, first PRAM and now BILL who the hell do we decide we like next??????

Frostin up ZUG thats all I can say.....

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
09/20/2009 04:35 AM

Now for the ironic part(this is actually true), I am currently dating a black girl named Ginger.

Professor Fucksock 1,075 3
09/20/2009 04:42 AM

Just call me Professor Psycho Psychic Frostsock..

Whistler P. McManus 140,168 20
09/20/2009 07:30 AM

It's racist to me that only black people can use the n-word. They are allowed something based solely on their race. It's disparaging.


There might be a few things that you're allowed solely on the basis of your race, if you think about it. So it's alright to let that one go.

Trae - Sleepless in Atlanta 156,239 10
09/20/2009 07:36 AM

wow. this is the closest to GAB i've seen in a long time.

BC Bud 11,107 10 feels the mood of the thread
09/20/2009 07:56 AM

PAKI, PAKI, CHINK, CHINK, SPICK, SPICK, FAG, FAG, DYKE, DYKE, WOP, WOP, SLANT EYES, SLANT EYES, HOMO, HOMO,KYKE, KYKE....

Dr. Shempso The Heavy Metal Stooge 16,018 9
09/20/2009 09:07 AM

So...What are you really trying to say?

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/20/2009 09:42 AM

There might be a few things that you're allowed solely on the basis of your race, if you think about it. So it's alright to let that one go.

That's true. I didn't think of it that way. I should be thankful that I can spell the word grizzly without any aruh's or izzle's.

Gimme Gimme Shemp treatment 16,018 9
09/20/2009 10:04 AM

Let me jus axe you sumpton'. A'ight? A'ight? Let me axe you sumpton', a'ight?

A'ight. Can I say sumpton'? Fo' real, Shakespeare. Let me say sumpton', a'ight.

You know, like, word an' Shakespeare. Represent, 244! Add that Shakespeare up, knowhatImsayin'.

A'ight, its like this, a'ight. A'ight, a'ight. Why do you pecker-woods have to be trippin' all th' time, a'ight? Shakespeare, cant a brotha catch a break? Be all trippin' out and Shakespeare, Shakespeare.

Yall's jus gotta chill, burn some trees, unclench your Emersons, and relax. Ogden Nash please.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,838 4
09/20/2009 10:06 AM

I don't have any money.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
09/20/2009 06:39 PM

I was wondering where this thread disappeared to...

Whistler P. McManus 140,168 20
09/21/2009 03:54 AM

Whistler's Corollary #6: there is no thread gone so wrong that Richard Simmons can't fix it.

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 9,773 9
09/21/2009 04:11 AM

Ingredients:

8 oz cream cheese
Packet of Ranch Dressing mix
Poppy seeds, crushed nuts, dill, parsley flakes, etc.

Set cream cheese out to soften. When ready, beat on medium speed until smooth and creamy. Mix in Ranch Dressing seasoning packet.
Form into a ball, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate 1-2 hours, until cream cheese sets firm again. Remove plastic wrap, roll in poppy seeds or other topping. Set on serving tray. Serve with crackers or Triscuits.


Quick and easy delicious snack!

Memifer 0 1
10/03/2009 02:15 AM

Hell hath no furry like a Taylor Swift fan scorned

(yeah i'm a Frost-ing n00b so sue me)

cycoivan 8,117 6
10/03/2009 07:50 AM

Who the Frost is Taylor Swift? For that matter, who the Frost is Kanye West? If it's not on E! it's dead to me.