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Professor Nutbutter 181,220  34
09/22/2009 11:42 AM
Speaking of Burger King and ass:
Way back when I was a teenager I worked at a Burger King. We served the standard fast food breakfast of croissanwiches, bacon, French toast sticks, and other crap. One day Corporate decided we would start serving bagels, so they sent us the bagel products, gave us the training we needed (put egg, cheese and bacon on bagel, microwave for five seconds, serve) and sent us the promotional items we were to display on The Big Day.
So The Big Day came and we were all excited to start serving the bagels. We opened up the promotional packages containing table tents, placemats, and other items featuring pictures of the bagels. Among the items were these mobile-like things that featured actual size, bagel-shaped photographs and they were to be hung all over the restaurant. So, essentially we had hundreds of cardboard bagels hanging from the ceiling.
Now, I should add here that Burger King was not exactly Jewy McKosher,,,s New York-style deli. Our bagels, instead of being large, chewy, doughy piles of awesomeness actually had the texture of stale hamburger buns with a flesh-colored glossy sheen and a seam down the middle that terminated, not at a see-through hole in the center but at a scrunchy dimple that looked more like, a, um, well, a slightly darker balloon knot.
It was soon noticed by the entire staff, the management, and some of the customers that the cardboard bagels hanging all over the ceiling were indistinguishable from something cut out of that month,,,s Hustler Magazine.
The next day, Corporate overnighted us a bunch of nickel-sized ,"Limited Time Only, stickers with specific instructions to place them over the ,"hole, in the cardboard bagels. They didn,,,t tell us why we were to do this, but we knew. Oh yes, we knew.
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